Katie Price #80 Tomorrow I give my wedding vows, got my bingo dabber out to do my brows.

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Caw1982

Caw1982

Whl1994 said:
Spelling is too good for it to be my Kaytee Pryse 🤣🤣


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Just what you want. Your little darling trotting on her pony in threads designed by a child abusing, animal abusing, drunk, drugged driver, morally bereft bankrupted, serial cheat, man abuser, revenge porner, old hag that won't accept that she's in her 40s and fucked herself up so badly I've seen more attractive raw pork chops.
Did I miss anything??
 
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Alex_Jones

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Ecosse said:
So, Carl's car-selling place (or is it Dad's?) is running with a 5K net profit.
Where the hell does he get his money? The rest of the time he is playing chauffeur to KP.
Surely it has to be something iilegal?
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Price has a stashed, with Old Iron Lung Amy, slush fund. The MO is, visit Amy, get cash and go on holiday. Happens time and time again.
 
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Obliqua

i believe Carl’s game is FAME. Before he hooked up with KP he tried modelling & getting on a reality show neither worked out. However he saw an opportunity & he probably thinks being an hubby or more likely ex hubby of KP will have more mileage for elevating his own media career. I suspect he is hoping for opportunities in reality TV down the line & probably a big Kiss & Tell deal when it all goes pear shaped. He is playing the long game but the game is Fame.
 
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Stapleyourtongue

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Obliqua said:
i believe Carl’s game is FAME. Before he hooked up with KP he tried modelling & getting on a reality show neither worked out. However he saw an opportunity & he probably thinks being an hubby or more likely ex hubby of KP will have more mileage for elevating his own media career. I suspect he is hoping for opportunities in reality TV down the line & probably a big Kiss & Tell deal when it all goes pear shaped. He is playing the long game but the game is Fame.
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Whatever makes you think 'Mr Dontwannabefamous' is only with her for FAME - He luurvs his Dolly dontchaknow 🤣🤣🤥🤥
 
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Rita Chevrolet

Rita Chevrolet

Caw1982 said:
Just what you want. Your little darling trotting on her pony in threads designed by a child abusing, animal abusing, drunk, drugged driver, morally bereft bankrupted, serial cheat, man abuser, revenge porner, old hag that won't accept that she's in her 40s and fucked herself up so badly I've seen more attractive raw pork chops.
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You missed out its eloquence having got the gob of a crosschannel ferry and the dress sense of Worzel Gummidge
 
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Caw1982

Caw1982

Rita Chevrolet said:
You missed out its eloquence having got the gob of a crosschannel ferry and the dress sense of Worzel Gummidge
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Thank you. I knew there was something. I had that feeling, like when you go airport and think you've forgot ya passport 🤣
 
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Obliqua

Surely the big story must be US immigration kicking her out for lying on her ESTA about drug use, the article in DM states US immigration lawyers mystified how she got her visa so I would think if true they are getting the legal paperwork signed off to get her deported immediately.

I would be surprised if immigration did nothing as that sends a message to others with drug taking pasts that it is worth taking a chance & lying on the ESTA to get into the USA.

I suspect she will be getting an extended US travel ban too for trying to pull a fast one on immigration.
 
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Ecosse

@Obliqua, I SOOOOOO hope you're right.
But in nearly every other respect, she seems to get off scot-free.
SURELY, she's got to get done at SOME point?
 
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Hunnybubbly

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Caw1982 said:
Just what you want. Your little darling trotting on her pony in threads designed by a child abusing, animal abusing, drunk, drugged driver, morally bereft bankrupted, serial cheat, man abuser, revenge porner, old hag that won't accept that she's in her 40s and fucked herself up so badly I've seen more attractive raw pork chops.
Did I miss anything??
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keeps her stock on her floordrobe amongst the dogshit x
 
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Obliqua

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@Obliqua, I SOOOOOO hope you're right.
But in nearly every other respect, she seems to get off scot-free.
SURELY, she's got to get done at SOME point?
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I just think you don’t mess with US immigration or law enforcement no matter who you think you are
 
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wideopenspace

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I suspect she will be getting an extended US travel ban too for trying to pull a fast one on immigration.
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The Americans don't take well to lying to immigration so she might be banned for life so we'll be stuck with her in the UK.
 
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