Katie Price #80 Tomorrow I give my wedding vows, got my bingo dabber out to do my brows.

[Miss Lola]

So…is there any tea or not?!
It’s really frustrating when someone announces this and no further update.
Just don’t leave a cliffhanger!

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

There's no tea yet. Does anyone know what times the various weekend editions of The Scum come out? I haven't bought a print newspaper
for years.

 

[Squirrelina]

Well done. I think you have covered pretty much everything. Morning Krusties.

It’s the last plane on Earth I could live

It’s the last plane on Earth I could live

 

[Ecosse]

So, Carl's car-selling place (or is it Dad's?) is running with a 5K net profit.
Where the hell does he get his money? The rest of the time he is playing chauffeur to KP.
Surely it has to be something iilegal?

 

[bargainhunt99]

Ok, I’ll try a recap:

As the twats tried to sneak off to Vegas, KP posted a video off her tits with Cami from Big Brother stating she was going to move to Vegas, dragging the kids with her. The video was swiftly removed the next day having sobered up.

Kieran and Peter are rightfully pissed, though Peter posted he doesn’t get involved in her bullshit. It seems the little kids esp. Jett don’t like Cole.

KP had the audacity of claiming KH and PA were cashing in on her name and exploiting the kids…the irony clearly flew through KP’s luggoles echoing through the vast cavern that is her head.

@Badirene created a lovely Christmas Song

Pricey family seem to be AWOL in this Vegas situation

Cole has a strange fascination with cars.

KH’s partner Michelle posted a lovely message about the kids, with clear side eye at KP

Dan Wootton has come out fighting against KP

Some gorgeous images of KP thanks to @Helena-botham-farter and others

The story continues KP styley from @Whl1994

@Pom Bear is back, @freda19 is back, as are @PTMe who announced there is a story about to break (maybe shouldn’t have mentioned it on here before it actually broke, but that’s to be seen) and @Binfest who announced something ominous may have occured and the dastardly duo have raced back to the UK.

Please add to what I’ve missed off and change what I have gotten completely wrong

Great recap oogling

 

[SmillieKylie]

There's no tea yet. Does anyone know what times the various weekend editions of The Scum come out? I haven't bought a print newspaper
for years.

Sunday’s usually publish online about 10pm tonight, I use Sky News website as they put up the various front pages around that time.

 

[SewerGrapes]

So, Carl's car-selling place (or is it Dad's?) is running with a 5K net profit.
Where the hell does he get his money? The rest of the time he is playing chauffeur to KP.
Surely it has to be something iilegal?

Great recap oogling

Oh the last thread moved quickly! Can someone give a quick recap for me please - has something happened overnight, and what does Binfest predict this time?

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Sunday’s usually publish online about 10pm tonight, I use Sky News website as they put up the various front pages around that time.

Thanks! If it's 10pm, There's a chance I might not be asleep by then.

 

[kourtneykool]

Which one of you posted this on her equestrian post? Huge applause to whomever it was!

 

[Hammers of hell]

How does the press work? Do they have to inform the person that the story's about before publishing?

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Oh the last thread moved quickly! Can someone give a quick recap for me please - has something happened overnight, and what does Binfest predict this time?

PTme promised a big story in the Sun in the next 1 or 2 days. Binfest came on shortly after and left a message that read like a bit like a telegram...saying the gruesome twosome had some sort of emergency and would be flying back to the UK.

 

[Tamar]

Oh the last thread moved quickly! Can someone give a quick recap for me please - has something happened overnight, and what does Binfest predict this time?

Recap


Binfest wrote this last night

No marriage/legalities as I'm sure you're aware. Woods and team before they come back apparently.
Emergency. Hope I've heard wrong.
Stay safe

No news came in over night other than

American lawyers are 'mystified' after Katie Price flew to the US

Katie Price, 43 arrived in Las Vegas on Wednesday with her fiancé Carl Woods, 32, where they plan to marry.

www.dailymail.co.uk

PTme promised a big story in the Sun in the next 1 or 2 days. Binfest came on shortly after and left a message that read like a bit like a telegram...saying the gruesome twosome had some sort of emergency and would be flying back to the UK.

Many krusties stayed up until around 4am in anticipation for a big story

 

[mrbusiness]

So, Carl's car-selling place (or is it Dad's?) is running with a 5K net profit.
Where the hell does he get his money? The rest of the time he is playing chauffeur to KP.
Surely it has to be something iilegal?

Where do you think ? given her rapid decline

 

[Tamar]

Where do you think ? given her rapid decline

I really do need hot tea, I read that as RANCID decline, must stop staying up into the early hours

 

[MrsEms]

Sunday’s usually publish online about 10pm tonight, I use Sky News website as they put up the various front pages around that time.

Ok so that means 'do not drink all the wine by 10pm' or 'buy copious amounts of wine to keep going'. Ocado delivery is coming shortly

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

How does the press work? Do they have to inform the person that the story's about before publishing?

Generally, they are required to contact the subject of a story so they can give their side of it, especially if it is stuff
that is not already known to the public, or contains serious allegations.

https://www.ipso.co.uk/news-press-r...eople-before-they-publish-a-story-about-them/

 

[kourtneykool]

Ok so that means 'do not drink all the wine by 10pm' or 'buy copious amounts of wine to keep going'. Ocado delivery is coming shortly

Second option for sure MrsEms!

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Ok so that means 'do not drink all the wine by 10pm' or 'buy copious amounts of wine to keep going'. Ocado delivery is coming shortly

Yes indeed, I started too early yesterday. Had 'wine fatigue' by 10 pm

 

[Obliqua]

So, Carl's car-selling place (or is it Dad's?) is running with a 5K net profit.
Where the hell does he get his money? The rest of the time he is playing chauffeur to KP.
Surely it has to be something iilegal?

I suspect he’s involved with her finances to hide stuff from the creditors like the tat they sell on Instagram.
Also suspect his credit cards are maxed out too tho & he’s living well beyond his means, he seems too busy with KP to be selling cars !

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Which one of you posted this on her equestrian post? Huge applause to whomever it was!
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No idea but reckon she's a Scrunchie!