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Katie Price #80 Tomorrow I give my wedding vows, got my bingo dabber out to do my brows.
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3rd picture......she talks SUCH a pile of tit.
Hi @PTMe !!, any clue on when your tea is coming? Please put us out of our misery and tell us its soon- VERY SOON!!
I reckon the one where she's brought her witch's broom along already.Roll up, roll up Krusties, in ‘onor of our Pwicey’s fake 4th wedding, please take a pick of your fave wedding dress….
They are ALL NAFF though
Smoking, like a used cigarette butt that needs stamping out!Those poor injured feet from running to Harvey’s after the assault and back in skyscraper heels
Now he’s at it, or she’s nicked his phone
The shroud it will wear one day soon.
Pervy prince Andrew
Katie Price #81 Looks like KP is getting her comeuppance, while everyone hides from the smell of her tuppence
"Oh yeah an' U lot goin' on abaht me not barfin' an' stuff.
Youse all fuckin' twats like Pete beycorse I's beeein very green an' eco by not usin loadsa warter an' fings AN I wos savin' dat tampon to uwse agen an dass wy it was in me LV bag. In enny case whydya fink I got all me barf bums an' stuff if I's downt loike usin em eh?"
Allegedly he likes pretty young girls not hard faced old slappers.
He grew up; Skanky still finks she is 18 even though her body looks more like 80
I think he’s too big to fit in her LV bag once she’s used himOh god are we going to be treated to a leaked phone call of Prince Charles telling Da Pricey that he wanted to be her jumbo tampon
" Katie revealed she's moving to Las Vegas after marrying fiancé Carl and will star in a new TV show with her former Celebrity Big Brother co-star Cami Li."
What sort of a tit show will this be with these three No Marks??
What sort of a tit show will this be with these three No Marks??
I had a similar upbringing. I understand how you feel, pwicy’s kids are in for a hellish time at secondary school when the bullies find out who they belong tooMy mum was like that and I still have a lot of resentment now even though she passed away when I was in my 20s, she never came to any parents evenings, nothing I was in at school, I remember when other kids parents used to come and they were hugging them and I was on my own, she never took us on holiday but went away every year with the pub, I used to stay at my grandmas thank god I had her, I know my mum had it hard with my dad dying when I was 2 and my brother was 18 months she was only 24 but I mean...I don't know, I remember all her boyfriends were idiots hitting her and arguing, robbers and liars and all sorts, you wouldn't believe the half of it, I was always running away, then she met this great guy when I was 18 I loved him so much they were together 10 years then she died of cancer aged 48, she did apologise when she was dying but even still now I have so much resentment, I have 2 kids now grown up there's just my son at home now with me he's 23, but when him and my daughter did anything at school I was there, proud and crying I'm soo soft! I went to every parents evening took them on holiday on days out even though I don't drive I used to get Maine's coaches that was all part of the fun, I was a single parent but my kids always and still now come first, maybe I should of spoke to a therapist but I do have a lot of resentment then I feel guilty as my mums gone but we never spoke about it when she apologised she just said sorry but didn't actually go into specifics and I never said anything, I honestly don't ever remember getting hugs or anything it always seemed like we were inconveniences, I'm surprised I'm not a full blown nutter! I'm only half
I totally get where u r coming from. My mum was a single parent, always pining for my father who went thru multiple wives. She never came to sports days, didn’t bother with us kids, it was full blown neglect. Always borrowing money from the family, my final words to her were not kind but the family said it needed to be said and as far as my mother was concerned she cut the family off before she died, if u were not of use to her, that was it. As u become a parent urself u do realise what a parent should do and this will without a doubt come back and bite krusty on the arse. One by one the kids when they are older will turn on her bec as a child u carry those memories, they don’t just disappear.Oh thank youyes my son is a very huggy person says I love you mum every single day, when he's off work and if he comes shopping with me he holds my hand still, every time he gets his wages he buys me something, I mean my watchlist on eBay is 200+
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I bet Junior and Princess cop it now. Real torn loyalties because for all that she's a sl ag she's their mother and they love her. They'll be fucked up for life.I had a similar upbringing. I understand how you feel, pwicy’s kids are in for a hellish time at secondary school when the bullies find out who they belong too
Do we really think it is coming at all???Hi @PTMe !!, any clue on when your tea is coming? Please put us out of our misery and tell us its soon- VERY SOON!!
think of the fame you could get having your birthday on the same day as her wedding anniversary every year it should be worth a few quid if you try and sell your story to the papers (headline women in agony can not face her birthday anymore because Katie Price ruins it by getting married on her birthday)It’s my birthday tomorrow. Please let them not spoil it by getting married on my special day!I don’t want to share ANYTHING with those two!
No flies on you Rita, as opposed to Manky Skanky who is a fly and tit magnet.duly transferred
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