Katie Price #80 Tomorrow I give my wedding vows, got my bingo dabber out to do my brows.

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Now, I would never wish death on anyone....but...if the Queen really wanted to serve her country and scupper the Pricey-Woods wedding, next week would be a great time to permanently "abdicate". 😬 😬 Come on Betty!!!!!
 
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My personal favorite of the KP wedding collection is when she got married at a resort where everyone thought she was a porn star.
Sandals.

They said she was a nightmare diva, she threatened to sue them and best comment from the hotel chain PR said they were happy to give her her (?) money back and to never darken their doors again at any resort worldwide for any of her future weddings!

Think she is now banned. Can probably add Delta Airlines to this list!
 
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Those poor injured feet from running to Harvey’s after the assault and back in skyscraper heels 🙄

Now he’s at it, or she’s nicked his phone
They definitely read here!!!! All of a sudden she’s had a bath and he is writing nice things!!! 😂😂😂.
 
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Oh god are we going to be treated to a leaked phone call of Prince Charles telling Da Pricey that he wanted to be her jumbo tampon 😷😷😷
That would tie in with my theory on Betty popping her clogs. Can you imagine the tit that will come out when she dies....Andrew is going to Jail and Edward is going to take the lead in the Pricilla, Queen of the desert musical.
 
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My mum was like that and I still have a lot of resentment now even though she passed away when I was in my 20s, she never came to any parents evenings, nothing I was in at school, I remember when other kids parents used to come and they were hugging them and I was on my own, she never took us on holiday but went away every year with the pub, I used to stay at my grandmas thank god I had her, I know my mum had it hard with my dad dying when I was 2 and my brother was 18 months she was only 24 but I mean...I don't know, I remember all her boyfriends were idiots hitting her and arguing, robbers and liars and all sorts, you wouldn't believe the half of it, I was always running away, then she met this great guy when I was 18 I loved him so much they were together 10 years then she died of cancer aged 48, she did apologise when she was dying but even still now I have so much resentment, I have 2 kids now grown up there's just my son at home now with me he's 23, but when him and my daughter did anything at school I was there, proud and crying I'm soo soft! I went to every parents evening took them on holiday on days out even though I don't drive I used to get Maine's coaches that was all part of the fun, I was a single parent but my kids always and still now come first, maybe I should of spoke to a therapist but I do have a lot of resentment then I feel guilty as my mums gone but we never spoke about it when she apologised she just said sorry but didn't actually go into specifics and I never said anything, I honestly don't ever remember getting hugs or anything it always seemed like we were inconveniences, I'm surprised I'm not a full blown nutter! I'm only half 🤣, KP doesn't understand the damage she is actually doing she has all the tools there and family to help her but she's just not interested. I'd bet my like on it there's no way Cawl is going to stay with her she thinks she's invincible and this will all blow up in her face, everyone but her can see this.
I hope you've had loads of hugs from your kids.
Your post brought back memories of coach trips when my girl was little, we had no money and no car, but had lots of brilliant days out by coach.

Those poor injured feet from running to Harvey’s after the assault and back in skyscraper heels 🙄

Now he’s at it, or she’s nicked his phone
She’s absolutely snorting too.
 
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That would tie in with my theory on Betty popping her clogs. Can you imagine the tit that will come out when she dies....Andrew is going to Jail and Edward is going to take the lead in the Pricilla, Queen of the desert musical.
As light as he is in his loafers (😉) Edward hasn't got the oomph to be a lead in Priscilla.
 
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Talking of surgeons... did anyone see how great Lulu looked on The Wheel last night. Although I don't know why she denies having botox or anything. There's no way you could look like that in your 70's without any help
I detest the fucker,not interested what the duck she has done !Detest the nasty stuff bleep
 
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Just a round up of the story so far..... dull as dishwater...

However she has taken his name according to the document.

So for the next thread.... Katie Woods?????
Katie and Cole Woodentop with rockinghorse sawdust for brains! I pronounce you wifebeater and wife.
 
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