I woke up at 3am randomly so obviously I headed here just incase. I read 10 pages and went back to sleep. Woken up to a new thread and still no tea 
Katie Price #80 Tomorrow I give my wedding vows, got my bingo dabber out to do my brows.
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Logs in, cryptic messages firing away, nothing happening on the two twats Insta’s, an unsettling calm in the air.
Feels like we’re sitting in a park, the animals sense something is amiss, birds appear restless in the trees, oh yes the sky is darkening, a heavy storm is about to break, it’s in the air, it’s coming soon.
I‘ve got to go out, meet friends and shop, won’t be back till later, hope I get back before that storm is in full swing, Reckon tonight is when it will all really kick off though. Here we go
Feels like we’re sitting in a park, the animals sense something is amiss, birds appear restless in the trees, oh yes the sky is darkening, a heavy storm is about to break, it’s in the air, it’s coming soon.
I‘ve got to go out, meet friends and shop, won’t be back till later, hope I get back before that storm is in full swing, Reckon tonight is when it will all really kick off though. Here we go
I know. I have been gasping for a cuppa since the early hours of this morning. No water in the kettle so farI woke up at 3am randomly so obviously I headed here just incase. I read 10 pages and went back to sleep. Woken up to a new thread and still no tea
I can share what the ‘emergency’ was last night thanks to my well placed sources having the inside scoop. So here it is, fresh out the kettle so to speak...
The Luxor Casino in Las Vegas, famed for having the strongest and brightest light beam in the whole world was plunged into darkness last night as somebody forgot to put 50p in the meter. On hearing this, both K and C rushed to the aid of the casino and used their teefs to illuminate the sky’s of Vegas once more!
I have attached indisputable photographic evidence to substantiate this story!
The Luxor Casino in Las Vegas, famed for having the strongest and brightest light beam in the whole world was plunged into darkness last night as somebody forgot to put 50p in the meter. On hearing this, both K and C rushed to the aid of the casino and used their teefs to illuminate the sky’s of Vegas once more!
I have attached indisputable photographic evidence to substantiate this story!
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I have a 9 year old granddaughter who I love with all my heart. I would give her anything and refuse her nothing, I would literally die for her but there ain't no way she's getting this phone today! 
Well that was a right cryptic night. 
. I'm off to make sure I have enough coffee cos I don't want to fall asleep and miss the tea when it spills
. I'm off to make sure I have enough coffee cos I don't want to fall asleep and miss the tea when it spills
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Ok, own up, which one of you wrote this? (from her IG post on her new horse shite range!)
(from her IG post on her new horse shite range!)
God knows it was terrible quality.
Well Iron Lung mustn't be on her last tank, the sister's posted this:
Bet she's fuming!Ok, own up, which one of you wrote this?
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Morning all tea anyone? X
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I love this person. Had me in stitches in the night when I should have been asleep, was waiting for teaOk, own up, which one of you wrote this?
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Selling crappy photos to the Scum, via Splash. Must have taken a Pap or two with them to capture their every move. Pair of absolute tit heads.
Cole strikes me as being a bit of a Frock Hudson, 'ard, butch and brooding for the camera but actually a bit of a ...........
Good morning Krusty chums well ……..
Riddle me this
Riddle me that
Skanky and wanky
A pair of pratts
Did they marry
Did they not
I really dont
Give a toss
On a plane
They soon will be.
Coming home
To mum Amy.
The kids she dont
Give a toss
Because the one
She must have
At all costs.
The tea is brewing and
Soon we hope
Someone will tell
Us good news we
Live in hope
until then my Krusty chums
Work beckons so off I run
Catch up later
Hopefully with news from
The Scum.
Riddle me this
Riddle me that
Skanky and wanky
A pair of pratts
Did they marry
Did they not
I really dont
Give a toss
On a plane
They soon will be.
Coming home
To mum Amy.
The kids she dont
Give a toss
Because the one
She must have
At all costs.
The tea is brewing and
Soon we hope
Someone will tell
Us good news we
Live in hope
until then my Krusty chums
Work beckons so off I run
Catch up later
Hopefully with news from
The Scum.
Going through threads quicker than Price does husbands.I woke up at 3am randomly so obviously I headed here just incase. I read 10 pages and went back to sleep. Woken up to a new thread and still no tea
I am living in hope that someone reports her to US immigration for not declaring her recent court woes and drug taking, they track her down, and deport her before she can get married!
I read a story they are in Vegas to visit his parents? I thought Cole’s parents were separated and live in the UK? Wasn’t his father in a pub with them pre trip with his girlfriend? I’m confused…. They tel so many lies they forget what they said.
I read a story they are in Vegas to visit his parents? I thought Cole’s parents were separated and live in the UK? Wasn’t his father in a pub with them pre trip with his girlfriend? I’m confused…. They tel so many lies they forget what they said.
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Absolutely...The only thing which is going down in December is bag head Price. Comedy wedding of the year pending this weekend
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