Katie Price #80 Tomorrow I give my wedding vows, got my bingo dabber out to do my brows.

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

She says she isn't partying, but come on, what sober person goes to the Mandalay Bay rooftop bar to sip on a diet coke. Shag off!!

And can we talk about the bleep hoops and the glitter stilts from the 90's?

(ps i love a hoop and a stripper shoe...just not on her!)

 

[kourtneykool]

Katie Price and Carl Woods look smitten in Las Vegas

Katie Price and Carl Woods looked smitten as they continued to explore the Las Vegas sights on Saturday night.

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When are they getting deported!!!!!!

The Amy bleeping Price quote is the gift that keeps giving…

 

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Katie Price and Carl Woods look smitten in Las Vegas

Katie Price and Carl Woods looked smitten as they continued to explore the Las Vegas sights on Saturday night.

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When are they getting deported!!!!!!

We don't want that..

For all we know that's their plan.

 

[DC16]

Yet again he looks at the camera ….

No masks again. I think this was just to sell more stories to pay for the holiday.

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

The Amy bleeping Price quote is the gift that keeps giving…

Haha It's getting so popular even the Priest will be using it at her funeral.


"Today we lay to rest Amy bleeping Price, beloved Mother of the late Skanky Price and two other idiots no one gives a toss about."

 

[Ecosse]

T

I think he's pretty hot nowadays! Annoying some men seem to get better with age and he's one of them. He seems classier now too...

That will be the Emily effect.

 

[Crowbag]

She says she isn't partying, but come on, what sober person goes to the Mandalay Bay rooftop bar to sip on a diet coke. Shag off!!

And can we talk about the bleep hoops and the glitter stilts from the 90's?

(ps i love a hoop and a stripper shoe...just not on her!)

I like bleep hoops. We called them budgie swings at work.
Morning girls, could you pop your budgie swings in the bag please.

 

[Mishka13]

*you’re

What’s the ‘*you’re’ for?

Fancy putting that snake before you’re (you are) children?

Doesn’t make sense

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

I like bleep hoops. We called them budgie swings at work.
Morning girls, could you pop your budgie swings in the bag please.

I do too....but, Christ she can cheapen the most expensive of outfits.

 

[geordiegirl]

No masks again. I think this was just to sell more stories to pay for the holiday.

Yep, everyone around them wearing masks and he’s actually standing next to a poster as a reminder to wear a mask

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

We did euro Disney when my son was 7. He loved every minute whereas we counted the hours for it to be over. Now in his 30’s with a fair few travels to distant places he still counts that as being his best ever holiday. What you do when you have children!

My best treat as a kiddie was Whipsnade Zoo,I love it,although I did have a thing about feathers those days so weird, I couldn’t stand feathers near me.Even to to this day I don’t knowhy.

 

[Mikesqueen]

why have they not married yet in Vegas you get the licence and marry the same day or usually the next you can even get the licence and be married ten minutes later so what is the hold up(they are playing it out for all the media attention they can get)

It’s my birthday tomorrow. Please let them not spoil it by getting married on my special day! I don’t want to share ANYTHING with those two!

 

[kourtneykool]

This looks so photoshopped, must have called the paps. Her skin doesn’t look like that even with 25 layers of caked on polyfilla…

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

And then a few years later she was giving Leo Penna a blowie in the bathroom and never invited back

Said he did she was a nutter.

 

[wise after the event]

Apologies that my "Be Kind" phrase upset some of you... Wasn't my intention. Along with if my post came across as patronising, again not my intention.

I'm not trying to say KP deserves our kindness.

I'm also not a selfish person, far from it.

Anyway... I'll bid you Tattlers, farewell.
Enjoy the KP coaster and wherever it leads.

dont go, stay,we are all adults here and speak our mind, while some speak from personal experience,i think that "be kind" just hit a nerve with some (me, because ive seen some nasty bullies abuse it). stay, comment, feel free to speak etc.

 

[NotTheDoctor]

This looks so photoshopped, must have called the paps. Her skin doesn’t look like that even with 25 layers of caked on polyfilla…View attachment 865461
It looks like she is listing her prices!

This looks so photoshopped, must have called the paps. Her skin doesn’t look like that even with 25 layers of caked on polyfilla…View attachment 865461

He looks like a punter asking her prices

 

[Crowbag]

I do too....but, Christ she can cheapen the most expensive of outfits.

I meant i like your term, i didn't word it well.
But i do like hoops too.
Oh god I'm confusing myself!

 

[Angelic37]

Oh no, not gluten too!! That’s an awful combination, I’m so sorry. I miss Maltesers very badly too the “alternatives” just aren’t the same, are they?

Can anyone remember the photo of Skanky sat on her phone in the airport or a vegas lounge? On the back of her phone case is a small photo of Skanky Chops and two of her offspring. Can you guess which two Tattlers? Bunny and Prinny! No Harvey, Jet or Junior! Just her and the girls. I don’t think she can relate to the boys. When was the last time she was pictured with one of the boys other than H? It’s like she doesn’t give a tit about the boys and only has interest in how they reflect upon her. They provide reflected glory, but the girls she is trying to mold into mini Skankies. It’s like she sees the girls as an extension of herself.

Just been reading through @Cloud ChaserT old posts. Seems like Katie is deliberately displaying a narrative that Carl is ‘abusive’.

I don’t believe it for one second and I think it has been vindictively orchestrated by Katie.

The vodka bottle placement in the picture, cue ‘slap gate’.
Her deliberately not clearing his name.
Showing Carl teasing Harvey.
The idea that Jett is uncomfortable around Carl.
Carls broken window.
Carls broken hand.

She is probably in Vegas purposefully executing her downfall.

She will come out with Carls ‘abusive tendencies’ how she was isolated, this drove her down the path of drugs, letting him post videos of her alluding to drugs, the dent in the car?

She has us eating out the palm of her hand.

She’s not stupid our Katie.



That’s what she wants it to look like

If this was the KP of a few years ago I'd agree, but I genuinely think she has lost all faculties and gameplaying she ever had.

 

[Crowbag]

This looks so photoshopped, must have called the paps. Her skin doesn’t look like that even with 25 layers of caked on polyfilla…View attachment 865461

That's really bad photoshoppery!
Primary school children can do it better.

His forearms and legs are about 10cm all round, hers look about 5.
It's hilariously bad.

 

[kourtneykool]

That's really bad photoshoppery!
Primary school children can do it better.

My dog could do it better…