Katie Price #77 Is Carl’s cash cow up the duff? The bloated toad is looking rough.

[Mellow Yellow]

I think what cloudchaser meant was, the vodka bottle was there because of the story that was about to go down. Katie shows stuff on purpose and she was needing a mental health storyline to play out to yet again delay the bankruptcy, a narrative which had already been warned to the court would happen.

Wouldn’t that mean that slapgate was premeditated just to delay the bankruptcy hearing?

 

[Harrigan]

Apparently this new book is so successful there is already another in the pipeline. The possible title is “Katie Price : The Wigs are off. Here’s the Bald Facts”.

 

[Caw1982]

Wouldn’t that mean that slapgate was premeditated just to delay the bankruptcy hearing?

Ahhhhh I get it now.
Well would it suprise us if it was...... straight from hospital to the bleeping Sun.....
Makes sense

 

[DC16]

People still turning on her, on the post she put up yesterday. People have really had enough of her bull now

 

[Georgia1970]

i have just checked on amazon book list the book is listed at number 24 with 19 reviews(new releases go to the top because everyone wants them) and 3 stars even the book by Paris Fury(a boxers wife )is higher(number 4) and as four and a half stars and over a hundred reviews (most books have thousands of reviews so i do not think it is going to make it to the top)

I did a fake review, be great if others on here did too

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

With that low an amazon rating, it means she's only sold 2424 copies.

 

[Mellow Yellow]

Apparently this new book is so successful there is already another in the pipeline. The possible title is “Katie Price : The Wigs are off. Here’s the Bald Facts”.

Harri that would make a great title for a thread

 

[BigBlue2018]

I think Cloudchaser meant that the brother was also there the next day when the family were picking up her belongings but asked not to be photographed. Am I correct?

You are Mellow. He was actually in one of the pictures in the press when 'Dame Edna Sophie Everage', Kirsty (alledgedly no longer working with her) and the rest of the tribe went to remove her crap in washing bags the day after 'Slapgate'.

 

[gashers]

My amazon review has still not appeared, I was only being honest me lord.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

You are Mellow. He was actually in one of the pictures in the press when 'Dame Edna Sophie Everage', Kirsty (alledgedly no longer working with her) and the rest of the tribe went to remove her crap in washing bags the day after 'Slapgate'.

Yes Blue those big Market bags.

 

[Harrigan]

Another possible title is “Chicken Soup for the Sole”.

Please note that cuppa soup will not have the same restorative effect.

 

[Caw1982]

Jodie Marsh definitely won the war between her and KP. Living a lovely life with a gorgeous house, helping animals.
Not embarassing herself and realising she's not 20 anymore

 

[BigBlue2018]

Her brother decked her?

Might have been 'Rambo Iron Lung' Amy who decked her with her oxygen cylinder when she discovered Skanky had emptied it getting high with 'Da One' and Cole and Sid locked themselves in the bog when Rambo was on the rampage!

 

[Alex_Jones]

Jodie Marsh definitely won the war between her and KP. Living a lovely life with a gorgeous house, helping animals.
Not embarassing herself and realising she's not 20 anymore

The only 20 Price is, is 20 stone. There is bulking up and then there is bulking up Price style. The hours of photoshopping that must go in to its photos must be considerable. It’s unfiltered and photoshopped pictures are nothing like the gargoyle it really is. What I would really like to know is how does Coal maintain an erection near Price? Industrial viagra? What’s Coals secret?

 

[Rosequeen]

I did a fake review, be great if others on here did too

So did I

 

[Wilkco]

So did I

Me too.

 

[karma4klattie]

The only 20 Price is, is 20 stone. There is bulking up and then there is bulking up Price style. The hours of photoshopping that must go in to its photos must be considerable. It’s unfiltered and photoshopped pictures are nothing like the gargoyle it really is. What I would really like to know is how does Coal maintain an erection near Price? Industrial viagra? What’s Coals secret?

I doubt if either of them like sex, it's just part of the business deals they cook up. A kid would make them money.

 

[Penguin86]

My favourite bit of a comment on DM is "her mums had more last Christmases than wham"

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

She looks like a Dollop. There is not other describing it


These days it looks like an old bodybuilder who has let themself go-to-seed - a dollop basically

Maybe she could start wrestling, then do a film about her big come-back The hair's more natural obviously!

 

[Wilkco]

With that low an amazon rating, it means she's only sold 2424 copies.

It has now dropped to 877.