Katie Price #77 Is Carl’s cash cow up the duff? The bloated toad is looking rough.

[karma4klattie]

Seriously, what is going on with her shape, she looks like an old bag of potatoes, with bits sticking out everywhere.

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I do hope we’re not going to see her flaunting herself in a bikini, if she’s going on hols again, the horrors never end

Though it’s probably off to a Turkey to get lipo. By the law of averages one of these ops is going to go wrong soon. The woman is a fool, and is going to leave her kids without a mother if this continues. That priory visit worked, didn’t it.

She looks stoned.

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Seriously, what is going on with her shape, she looks like an old bag of potatoes, with bits sticking out everywhere.

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I do hope we’re not going to see her flaunting herself in a bikini, if she’s going on hols again, the horrors never end

Though it’s probably off to a Turkey to get lipo. By the law of averages one of these ops is going to go wrong soon. The woman is a fool, and is going to leave her kids without a mother if this continues. That priory visit worked, didn’t it.

In the words of Patsy Stone from Ab Fab "Looks like a Zeppelin in a condom."

 

[scannertd]

She looks stoned.

She looks like she is trying really hard to keep it together, just focus you witch!

 

[265]

Katie Price hit with repossession order for £1.35m 'haunted' mansion

TROUBLED Katie Price has been hit with a repossession order for the £1.35million home she believes is haunted. Sources say she has failed to repay a debt of more than £500,000 on the property — dub…

www.thesun.co.uk

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[Anna666]

Scabby ... herpes infested .... pwwwwwice ... 64 and her teenage ` beau ` thick as a plank ` woods ` the JAFFA .... 19 .... were spotted on a ` date night `... as the imminent ` repossession ` of ` crappy mansions ` looms .... both looked relaxed ( drunk as skunks ... and high .. nothing new there ) .... we expect another ` slapLIEgate `... damage to her trotters as she flees to Harv bears house .... while, thick as tit ... MUG BOY chases her .. manky pwwwiceeee ..... battles on with her fake PTSD ... after her recent NON EXISTENT stay at The Priory .... she has already had a few ankle tags encrusted wiv ` cubic zirconia crystals ` for her upcoming wedding ... which has never been seen before ... they will both be married while SWIMMING WITH SHARKS .... how exciting .... DM will be there to take plenty of pics of the special FINAL day .... STAY TUNED!!!!

 

[Tamar]

Unless this is a few days ago, Manky is still wearing the leotard from the shoot, last week or when ever it was. Signing boxes for her itchy fanny gifts

 

[Badirene]

Oh no Crawl
What happened to your Dolly,
Fa la la la la la la la
Tis the season
Tattlers are jolly
Fa la la la la la la la
Skanky got stuck
With this bellend
Fa la la la la la la la
Send her to borstal
For a lenghty spell
Fa la la la la la la la
Priceys goose is fully cooked
Fa la la la la la la la
All claims to fame are totally fooked
Fa la la la la la la la
Pete is still a propa wanker
Boyson is a total plonker
Fa la la la la la la la
Kierans hole is still hairy
Fa la la la la la la la
Pricey is still acting lairy
Fa la la la la la la

I find myself in a festive mood this evening folks, poor Katie may be facing Crimbo down the soup kitchen oh dear.

 

[Pom Bear]

Looooool just came across this pic on the last thread and I've decided to make it into a Carl advert x.

 

[Hobsons Choice]

Seriously, what is going on with her shape, she looks like an old bag of potatoes, with bits sticking out everywhere.

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I do hope we’re not going to see her flaunting herself in a bikini, if she’s going on hols again, the horrors never end

Though it’s probably off to a Turkey to get lipo. By the law of averages one of these ops is going to go wrong soon. The woman is a fool, and is going to leave her kids without a mother if this continues. That priory visit worked, didn’t it.

Fig biscuit gob.

 

[Pom Bear]

Unless this is a few days ago, Manky is still wearing the leotard from the shoot, last week or when ever it was. Signing boxes for her itchy fanny gifts

I agree with her signature x

I'm on next on Thursday night as I'm going on hoilday for five days..Love from Pom xx

 

[Mishka13]

Seriously, what is going on with her shape, she looks like an old bag of potatoes, with bits sticking out everywhere.

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I do hope we’re not going to see her flaunting herself in a bikini, if she’s going on hols again, the horrors never end

Though it’s probably off to a Turkey to get lipo. By the law of averages one of these ops is going to go wrong soon. The woman is a fool, and is going to leave her kids without a mother if this continues. That priory visit worked, didn’t it.

My friends mum died having liposuction, body went into shock.

 

[Pom Bear]

Ohhh one more..I made this earlier and forgot on it..after Katie's pics in the daily mail she do well to join the dancing grannies on their big trolleys lol.
I look forward to catching up Thursday next xx.

 

[Facehugger]

Looooool just came across this pic on the last thread and I've decided to make it into a Carl advert x.

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Brilliant, should say 'itchy bollocks' poor old Carwash, twiddling his little button

Have a fab holiday Pom, hope you have a brilliant time. Lots of love xx

 

[Pom Bear]

Brilliant, should say 'itchy bollocks' poor old Carwash, twiddling his little button

Have a fab holiday Pom, hope you have a brilliant time. Lots of love xx

Loooooool xx.
Thank you my friend and Love and Pom hugs to you xx.

 

[oogling]

Who you gonna calllllllll.....debt collectors!!

Who ya gonna call? FUMIGATORS! 🪳

 

[SewerGrapes]

Seriously, what is going on with her shape, she looks like an old bag of potatoes, with bits sticking out everywhere.

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I do hope we’re not going to see her flaunting herself in a bikini, if she’s going on hols again, the horrors never end

Though it’s probably off to a Turkey to get lipo. By the law of averages one of these ops is going to go wrong soon. The woman is a fool, and is going to leave her kids without a mother if this continues. That priory visit worked, didn’t it.

What is seriously amiss with this picture? Her Right hip/ above knees are skewiff. I it just me Or is this a very tit attempt at photo-shopping?

 

[oogling]

What is seriously amiss with this picture? Her Right hip/ above knees are skewiff. I it just me Or is this a very tit attempt at photo-shopping?

I had to do a double take…she’s at the back of the car so the front wheel arch hides some of her leg, making her look even lumpier than usual! Her belly reminds me of a friend who I thought was pregnant, but in fact had given up smoking so put on some timber…I could have sworn she had baby news, but no, the news was she had given up smoking. Thank duck I didn’t ask outright

 

[fluff101]

If it supposedly was not Carl #slapgate where was he and why did he not protect her when someone walked in and punched her
maybe she going to blame one of the many exs

 

[Lannistark86]

Loooooool xx.
Thank you my friend and Love and Pom hugs to you xx.

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Haha!! The Turkey teef on the dog has sent me

 

[ClivE]

Well done DC16 as usual with your observations and up to date news and reports. You're a little star or even a Detective xxx

about time but i bet she will try and say it was not repossed but she could not live there any more because the doctors at the priory told her it was bad for her mental health(again)