She keeps holding her crotch !Ike she's about to take a piss, or maybe just checking the phone is still there
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Nah, checking her Tena Lady hasn't slipped these daysShe keeps holding her crotch !Ike she's about to take a piss, or maybe just checking the phone is still there
Thank you thank you thank you.Larst Krismus
Pete you cunt
Woooooooo.....woooo woooo woooo...ooooh woooooo...
Larst krismus
I give u me lung
But da very nex day
Da Daylee Male paid
Dis yeer
2 sayve me frum teers Pete you wanka
Owl giv it to me muvva (muvva)
Pete you cunt
The Sun as bitten, They av bort me lies
Lyke muvva's dyeing an me blakked up eyes
Tell me Pete
Do u rekugnyse me
I ad a facelift
So it don't sirpryse me...cunt
Meree krismus
Eye writ a book an publashed it
Wiv a bit abat me Arve an my massif tits
Now eye no wot a cunt Pete's bin
Eye'll get off da coke
An start on fukin erroin
Larst krismus
I give u me lung
But da very nex day
Da Daylee Male paid
Dis yeer
2 sayve me frum teers Pete you wanka
Owl giv it to me muvva (muvva)
Crowdad room
Know frends to soshileyes
Hidin frum Coyle
An is insta lyes
My gawd
Eye fort u were sumwun eye cud hire
Me? Ima a mudel an a fukin liyar
Larst krismus
I give u me lung
But da very nex day
Da Daylee Male paid
Dis yeer
2 sayve me frum teers Pete you wanka
Owl giv it to me muvva (muvva)
Facelift on me luvva
Wiv me beein a tart
Nuffink eye lyke betta than me legs beein apart
Woooooooohooooo
Now eyeve fownd me reel luv
Yewl nevva sue me agen...Pete you wanka
Larst krismus
I give u me lung
But da very nex day
Da Daylee Male paid
Dis yeer
2 sayve me frum teers Pete you wanka
Owl giv it to me muvva (muvva)
Repeet korus 2 fade innit....
That was what I was just going to say. She can’t be forever to testify against him maybe?Are they rushing to marry so that she can't give evidence against him in the slap gate saga..... Or have I watched far too many crime dramas and just totally made that up?
You are so strong-what a horrible ordeal to have been through. I can completely understand the anxiety and ptsd you suffered.Thank you. The first few years were hard. My ex had a habit of starting arguments and physically abusing me, then he would phone 999 and say i was abusing him and needed to be sectioned. I got arrested a few times, then released when I said no comment throughout the interviews. At time ambulance took me to hospital where I would be released once the psych team said there was nothing wrong.
The thing that held me together, was our dog scooby, the one in my pic. I wasn't prepared to lose scooby., Or my home. I secretly wrote down everything my ex did to me, so it proved valuable when I made my statement the day he was arrested.
Scooby helped me emotionally, he was a 60kg mastiff, a big soppy thing who loved to snuggle on my lap. I think because the dog needed me and I needed him, is shy I found strength. Sadly scooby died in February last year aged 12.
I still cry over the dog, but know that without the unconditional love he gave, that I would not be here today
A big part of the recovery is to talk about it. I found peace here with the fabulous krusties, who hate Manky as much as I do.
Also working with Dv victims helps, as although mine was almost 7 years ago, I can use my experience to help those suffering now, who may no know where to turn for advice or legal representation,
As long as she’s not running the company or a director, she is not going against the terms of bankruptcy. However, a lot of people who shouldn’t be directors usually get a spouse/family member to put their name down on Companies House to circumvent that little “obstacle”.That's what I was thinking, bit I'm not too clued up on the legal side of how bankruptcy works.
I’m so sorry for all you have been through, I hope your present is as safe and wonderful as you deserve xYou had watch too many episode of CSI lol.
My husband tried to kill me in 2015, he already had a caution for same offence in 2014. He was arrested on a Sunday of bank holiday, pleaded not guilty, and was kept in police cells until the tuesday. Because he entered a plea of not guilty in his statement I had to give evidence at his trial 6 weeks later.
The police charged him, based on a caution he had as my medical records had been marked with victim of domestic abuse.
I took the stand and gave my evidence first. Thankfully after deliberating for 20 minutes the magistrates found him guilty. I now have an indefinite (lifelong) injunction keeping him away from me.
Being married will not stop cartrash being prosecuted for the assault or theft if he is guilty
You are amazing and incredible. I’m blown away by you and your courage xxThank you your kind words mean a lot to me. My ex husband wasn't sent to jail. He received over £1500 in fines and costs along with 20 days community service. But he lost a lot more than that, he lost his home and dog the moment the court issued the indefinite injunction. I kept both the house and the dog, and over several weeks, redecorated, and burned or gave away all the contents right down to the cutlery, then I bought everything new.
For about 3 years after, I was scared to go out, constantly spooking at noises and looking over my shoulder . Then one afternoon, I spoke to the neighbourhood police officer, and 24 hours later, she sent me an email with the words ' you can sleep well from now on'.
I knew that meant that he was no longer in the area, and to this date don't know where he is. I was granted an automatic divorce after 5 years, as I had satisfied the court that I had tried to find him, in order to serve divorce papers. Despite being diagnosed with PTSD, I wrote about what my ex did and published it in a book a few years ago. Since then I have written 3 further books, and an am an advocate for a domestic abuse charity.
In the last few years, the police and CPS have been taking domestic violence more seriously. I remember years ago when victims often suffered years of abuse before police would do anything and victims were to afraid to report it. Nowadays police react quicker but there still room for improvement.
Married or not, skanky can't stop carwash being charged, she can say no, and retract her statement, but if the police think they have sufficient evidence, and the CPS agree, he can be charged whether Manky agrees to it or not.
those found guilty of an offence are no longer allowed to profit from their crime via books etcI've said it before - she doesn't give a shit about anything or anyone except herself.
Nothing she does is a surprise.
She’s just ignoring everything and doing what she wants, always has done, and she will do until she's locked up (cue her next book or series) or dead.
Hopefully there's a legal block on the book. If it's pulped she will presumably be responsible for repaying the advance (more fool them, they aren't going to see a penny).
For now she will just go shopping, flog shit, go for meals etc without a care in the world.
She actually looks off her face in the photo shoot, probably been snorting coke from the plastic tits of the bloke beside her and vice versa.
The media will continue with their lovefest because she brings in money. She’s pure clickbait.
No offence @Clickbait
As I've also said before the only people who matter in this are those she owes, including our own on here.
I don't wish harm on any of the kids but they'll muddle through.
Princess will probably emulate her mother but all online and junior will be a mini pop singer for about a year. H is hopefully safe in his new accommodation. Jett and bunny will change their names and do whatever.
Here endeth my sermon.
Look what has happened to its other ex husbands, let’s use Kieran as an example. Reduced to making home videos of himselfThis will be to do with Cole getting done for hitting her, she's obviously not going to cooperate with the prosecution. What a shit show their marriage will be.
But as an undischarged bankrupt she shouldn’t even be promoting the company indirectly or directly without the court’s permission. Exactly what she is doing, so she is breaking the terms.As long as she’s not running the company or a director, she is not going against the terms of bankruptcy. However, a lot of people who shouldn’t be directors usually get a spouse/family member to put their name down on Companies House to circumvent that little “obstacle”.
I’m so sorry for all you have been through, I hope your present is as safe and wonderful as you deserve x
You are amazing and incredible. I’m blown away by you and your courage xx
I had a family member with Lung Cancer. We don’t have any photos of them on oxygen as they didn’t want to be remembered that way.Oh Winepig I feel your pain. My mum had chest issues all her life and ended up on oxygen 24/7 via a concentrator. There are a ton of inconsistencies with Iron Lung and her oxy-fake illness but I won't bore you all now.
I pray KP and everyone involved with her cesspool of a life gets theirs and soon.
Wilma x
So she wants us to believe that she’s reading these as part of her therapy. Excuse me for a moment….pahahahahaahahHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahHhahahahaahahahahahahah
Ah but now she's got herself a bookshelf arse, compliments of the Demon Butcher of Instanbul.Flat arse and ridiculous boobs
I'm more inclined to the belief inside the book covers are colouring books - not those adult Mandala ones but colouring books for toddlers using big fat crayons.So she wants us to believe that she’s reading these as part of her therapy. Excuse me for a moment….pahahahahaahahHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahHhahahahaahahahahahahah. She’s more likely to stick these up her vajayjay than read them.
but surely any registrar would be so star-struck and thrilled to conduct yet another of the thing's weddin's they'll cancel someone else to accomodate it?Here it is
Katie Price and Carl Woods' rushing to get married NEXT MONTH amid fears she could go to jail before Christmas
KATIE Price and Carl Woods are rushing to get married in the next MONTH – before her court date for drink-driving. The reality star – who pleaded guilty to driving under the influence o…www.thesun.co.uk
katie could also be banned from driving for driving while uninsured, or have a three-year ban for racking up two offences in a decade.
Of fuck off she's racked up at least 12 driving offences and FPN since 2018
Hope she realises you need 29 days notice to get married in a registry office, or hire a registrar and most are already fully booked until the middle of next year
Ahhhhh! Its re-packaged Polyfilla! I bet she's missing getting the kids round to fill the bottles and re-box the muck for her clients LOLIt is a moisturizer or cream from her new makeup line that she's about to bring out
Creame De Carl? Mixed with other essential oils of many many men. Price is comparable to a cement mixer, it’s just not cement it’s mixing.It is a moisturizer or cream from her new makeup line that she's about to bring out
So not just nipping down the road "beycorse I woz lownli..............................." then? Quelle surprise!!! The Sussex drug dealer doesn't do deliveries on Uber then???The scum is now saying Bruce Wayne wants to wed his robin before her court date lmfao
And off topic the area price had her accident is nowhere near wayne manor
So why don't the pair of skanks just bog-off to Vegas then and get hitched with Elvis instead of pretending Sussex is the "The Strip in Las Vegas"?I heard she was planning on wearing a red wedding dress. Carl’s love of Las Vegas was going to featureobviously after a big pay check from a magazine.
A red bodysuit and dem plastic leggins................................................. OMG, barf alert!!I heard she was planning on wearing a red wedding dress. Carl’s love of Las Vegas was going to featureobviously after a big pay check from a magazine.
Let's hope he sticks to The Plan and makes her every waking moment abject MISERYThis will be to do with Cole getting done for hitting her, she's obviously not going to cooperate with the prosecution. What a shit show their marriage will be.
The thing is keeping it's bucket-gob shut now because it suits her "Bein' in lurrrvv wiv 'im" and desperate to get married again, but when the gloss erodes and he does not suit her narrative any longer it will be onto the Police for not defending The Illustrious Her against a monstrous bully by allowing him to "get off with 'ittin 'er becorse it ain't 'er fawlt innit". She will blame everybody except herself, like as ever.You had watch too many episode of CSI lol.
My husband tried to kill me in 2015, he already had a caution for same offence in 2014. He was arrested on a Sunday of bank holiday, pleaded not guilty, and was kept in police cells until the tuesday. Because he entered a plea of not guilty in his statement I had to give evidence at his trial 6 weeks later.
The police charged him, based on a caution he had as my medical records had been marked with victim of domestic abuse.
I took the stand and gave my evidence first. Thankfully after deliberating for 20 minutes the magistrates found him guilty. I now have an indefinite (lifelong) injunction keeping him away from me.
Being married will not stop cartrash being prosecuted for the assault or theft if he is guilty
Big 'Azel can be bridesmaid!Celeb wedding in prison? Perhaps that’s the “never been seen before” angle?
and all paid for by New magazine of courseLook what has happened to its other ex husbands, let’s use Kieran as an example. Reduced to making home videos of himself
placing foreign objects in his butt. “The Price effect”.
I wonder if it will be a themed wedding? The theme being based around a circus/shit show?
Cum Boy Carl dressed as a clownand Priceless PriceyWoods dressed in its pink leotard, skin tight PVC pants, jumping down the isle grabbing its crutch. With a massive oversized butt plug fitted, to stop it leaking /snail trailing. PA can give her away. BoySon best man and biggus dickus. Sophie as the maid of dishonour, wearing a massive tent. The bridesmaids, it’s models , especially the chick with a dick. The guests consisting of all is ex’s (so it will have to be a substantial location), with free cocaine, alcohol and oxygen (for ye Old Yellow Teeth Iron Lung) on tap. Honeymoon split between prison and the priory.
Tamar, I am so sorry that you had to endure this. KP makes a mockery of DV. Your dog was by your side during all of this and saw you through to the other side of it. That is why our animals are so precious to us, they take us through the bad times and the good. kP will never know any of this as her animals are expendable to her.You had watch too many episode of CSI lol.
My husband tried to kill me in 2015, he already had a caution for same offence in 2014. He was arrested on a Sunday of bank holiday, pleaded not guilty, and was kept in police cells until the tuesday. Because he entered a plea of not guilty in his statement I had to give evidence at his trial 6 weeks later.
The police charged him, based on a caution he had as my medical records had been marked with victim of domestic abuse.
I took the stand and gave my evidence first. Thankfully after deliberating for 20 minutes the magistrates found him guilty. I now have an indefinite (lifelong) injunction keeping him away from me.
Being married will not stop cartrash being prosecuted for the assault or theft if he is guilty
She deserves to be stuck with someone who is as much as User as she is and one that does'nt meekly walk off when she starts on her tantrums - he lamps her one insteadWeirdly I hope they do get married, hear me out
All roads point to ‘slapgate” involving him. I do believe even if she doesn’t cooperate with the police, the truth will out. There is no way any mainstream media will touch either of them in today’s climate, he will be poison for her. The accusations of DV abuse are already being thrown at him, don’t forget she has never defended him from the beginning.
Much of the General Public already seem to be pissed off with her, outside her deluded chav fan base, she is being destroyed on the comments pages of her articles. If she marries a man like this, gee we ain’t seen nothing yet.
I think she and her camp think they can bring them back as a happy couple, we ain’t bloody having it Pwice. We see you.
Bring on those Wedding Bells
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but it doesn't actually "write" any of its vile tomes - some other mug gets to put her foul illiterate rantings into some sort of order for publicationthose found guilty of an offence are no longer allowed to profit from their crime via books etc
Lookin in the mirror?Genuine question - how would she have complex PTSD? From what incident is this???
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