Totally agree don’t get me started on mama bear and the queen, you bunch of dumb fucks
Totally agree don’t get me started on mama bear and the queen, you bunch of dumb fucksI hate, hate HATE the term "mini-me."
First sign of a narcissist.
Holds hand up.Someone here said a few days ago something like ' for all the perverts to stick them on their View attachment 850238
when slap gate happened she got friends to move her stuff out saying she did not feel safe so how come now it is her safe place
Thinking about Carl's ejaculate put me right off my takeawayA 'talk'
I'm no fertility expert but I believe abstinence on the man's part for a while, leads to a more powerful ejaculation with more sperm. Therefore aiding a successful pregnancy.
Maybe he has an odd fetish that she is willing to indulge? One that other girlfriends may not have been willing to entertain. Remember how she encouraged Alex Reid to 'come out' in public as trans and then used it to blackmail and shame him? I reckon both her and carl have secrets on each other now though so the balance of power is not completely in her favour.I've finally met someone who doesn't want to be famous (signs up to an agency!) I can't work out what his end game is. If he just wanted to get known, he could have dated any ditsy LI wannabe. Would be a lot easier to control a young, naive girl. There has never been any chemistry, so I don't believe for one minute he is in love. So what is he with her for? I can't help thinking there is a lot more to this then he is letting us see. As everyone points out, he has become a laughing stock because of her. I reaaly do think there is going to be a big plot twist with him in the future.
Around the time her doctors recommended she not go back to the MM for the sake of her 'mental health,' my suspicion was that, when she realised she was in debt and couldn't pay the mortgage, this was going to be her cover story for losing the property.All of the above
it’s the MM all over again, one minute the doctors at the Priory are supposedly telling her to not go back there for her MH, the next thing, she’s making it her ‘home’(Obviously just until the postponed repossession order kicks her out )
Thinking about Carl's ejaculate put me right off my takeaway
Did me to, when I was about to put mayonnaise on my fish and chips, ended up with mustard insteadThinking about Carl's ejaculate put me right off my takeaway
He is a bit "catalogue" and with those teeth, a bit niche too!The model agency boss friend says if Carl walked into their agency they'd show him the door but a lesser agent might take him although that wouldn't be a guarantee of anyone giving him work. She said his problem is he's a wrong 'un.
Christ-Almighty - the fucking cheek of it! I'd be embarassed to even think like that. Oh the humiliation!I wonder if this is the skank looking for freebies for mm
Well I've just decided to omit the caesar sauce on the salad...Thinking about Carl's ejaculate put me right off my takeaway
Oh, I'll knock up a honey and mustard dressing, thanksDid me to, when I was about to put mayonnaise on my fish and chips, ended up with mustard instead
That's the only thing getting knocked up. Teflon tits sure ain't.Well I've just decided to omit the caesar sauce on the salad...
Oh, I'll knock up a honey and mustard dressing, thanks
Fuck it, just eat a prawn......... then again...... sorry CrawlWell I've just decided to omit the caesar sauce on the salad...
Oh, I'll knock up a honey and mustard dressing, thanks
There you goRemind me what Aisleynne said, before she deleted it?
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