Katie Price #72 A stint in the Priory to avoid jail, she needs locking up and not get bail!

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Still is for coke and vodka
 
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No, you need to do your bit for the anti-skanky crusade now, you're one of us ''burn it, burn it, burn it, burn it'' just imagine how enlightened you'll feel to be rid of the thing, go on, you can do it

P.S. it's bonfire night soon, make a Skanky guy out of it

Anyhow, it's thread title suggestion time folks. And I found this on t'internet earlier, this is for our lovely @Dollylovesshoes which one do we think would suit madam best?

 
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60thousand pounds i would sue for a refund they look awful
 
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Ergh I got my tits done by him. Surprised he still going. Horror shop production line.
 
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What with the BYG pics on the Lozza thread and now this, you're truly spoiling us today @Anna666

BTW real life got in the way of my Tattle habit last week and taken a while to catch up but just realised not seen much of @liar liar, hope she's OK and just taking a break
 
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Just goes to show how quickly she'll be forgotten. She's literally only as relevant as her last disaster. You've only got to look at us lot, there's absolutely nothing going on at all and within days we're swapping recepies and talking about cats!
 
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Ah go on, go on, go on
You guys crack me up! My house is within the bounds of a graveyard am on consecrated ground so feel OK about it. I will however build a small pyre on Nov 5th as suggested and sing a withering version of a whole new world.
 
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You guys crack me up! My house is within the bounds of a graveyard am on consecrated ground so feel OK about it. I will however build a small pyre on Nov 5th as suggested and sing a withering version of a whole new world.
While you burn the cardi. We want proof too!
 
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You missed this one
Woah fuck that is nasty!!

so it’s bankruptcy week next week, so what do we reckon will happen? Is she going to phone it in from the priory? Or will she miss it due to her “therapy sessions” in the Priory?

also, what is happening with Mr 32 year old skanky abuser? Have the police released anything? When are they going to do something? I mean charge or nfa the case?

a week today is going to be very interesting one way or another, I suppose I’d best get my sleep in now before the thread flies faster than a speeding bullet!
 
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You guys crack me up! My house is within the bounds of a graveyard am on consecrated ground so feel OK about it. I will however build a small pyre on Nov 5th as suggested and sing a withering version of a whole new world.
You’re only safe from the ghosts simply because even the dead don’t want to be near it

just wait until the cemetery starts filling with overinflated Skanky lookalikes. You’ll be up shit creek then

While you burn the cardi. We want proof too!
https://giphy.com/bP0y34GHtOzp6
 
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Oh dear, all that money spent! I have heard it is only good for straight hair and mine is incredibly thick, curly, coarse etc so I’m not sure it would work for me. Plus it’s far too expensive.
I’ve got thick naturally curly hair and a Dyson hairdryer which I love. It dries my hair much quicker and less frizzy than normal priced ones. Plus it’s light weight so I don’t get arm ache. It is overpriced it better than most for my hair.
 
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Hello Tattle family
Sophie has changed as much as Skanky.... although far less due to botched surgery
Not quite yet - eh, Sophie?

Awww....I can't quite get over your beautiful kitty! We currently have none (too sad, and too recent to think about two more friends reared together, just yet) But i'm loving all the luverly cat pics you're all posting! x
PS? I really relate to @Dollylovesshoes Dave's Catty character. he is an honorary member here! x

You should stick it under a UV light…….
Yep - stick it under a UV light and announce that you are flogging it as 'genuinely DNA contaminated' KP dross! Mebee CunnyBubbles or Do one Ron will snatch it up on DePop and sniff it to Kingdom Come!
 
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At last, finally caught up after the car crash crashed her car. Loved the KHA thread and I did look at the photos but didn’t enlarge them. Actually had a dream about skanky last night - she married Kris Boyscum, wtf is she doing I’m my dream???
 
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And burn some sage to cleanse your aura from KP’s dried up sweat
 
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Well technically, @woowoono2 you were having a nightmare! (The insidious Skank gets everywhere.) Predictive next move perhaps? x
 
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