They say that truth is stranger than fiction, in which case I’m going to go for Dave being the guilty party (Dave is Dolly’s cat), in the library with the candlestick. What do I win?
He’s just a “Tit”, a big one for hanging around and out of that monstrosity. duck knows what it looks like when it wakes up? Undoubtedly the stuff of nightmares.Who's? Hers or Carl's??
Nah.They say that truth is stranger than fiction, in which case I’m going to go for Dave being the guilty party (Dave is Dolly’s cat), in the library with the candlestick. What do I win?
Just got off the blower with Bet Fair. They're giving 5/1 she's not gone there and Evens she's gone to Clacton with CarlCan we have odds for this Turkey trip please?
Your poor other half, you’ve been on the blower an awful lot tonight!Just got off the blower with Bet Fair. They're giving 5/1 she's not gone there and Evens she's gone to Clacton with Carl
Last seen downing a litre of Frosty Jack and enjoying some Spice in Jaywick SandsJust got off the blower with Bet Fair. They're giving 5/1 she's not gone there and Evens she's gone to Clacton with Carl
Turkey's cheaper than Clacton.Just got off the blower with Bet Fair. They're giving 5/1 she's not gone there and Evens she's gone to Clacton with Carl
Dave looks too nice but then maybe he read the wiki and couldn't help himself?They say that truth is stranger than fiction, in which case I’m going to go for Dave being the guilty party (Dave is Dolly’s cat), in the library with the candlestick. What do I win?
thats more like itLast seen downing a litre of Frosty Jack and enjoying some Spice in Jaywick Sands
I know...bless him. He's just put a fiver on Peter Andre's mrs punching KP in the kisserYour poor other half, you’ve been on the blower an awful lot tonight!
Isn’t it today Turkey has come off the red list?Turkey's cheaper than Clacton.
Anyone got a direct dial number for ISIS? We could nominate the dynamic duo for kidnap...Isn’t it today Turkey has come off the red list?
Me too! I don’t really care what she’s up to on a daily basis. All I’m interested in is seeing her finally pay for what she’s done (constant lies, fleecing people out of millions, the animals, the awful parenting, etc.)I AM SO BORED WITH THEM.
you win one free ticket to her master class on Sunday(do not worry she will prob not turn up)They say that truth is stranger than fiction, in which case I’m going to go for Dave being the guilty party (Dave is Dolly’s cat), in the library with the candlestick. What do I win?
Not when OK mag is paying....Turkey's cheaper than Clacton.
why the sun using old photo why not a photo of them at the airport(all she as to do is hideaway at the mucky mansion till Friday)Just got off the blower with Bet Fair. They're giving 5/1 she's not gone there and Evens she's gone to Clacton with Carl
Oh dear, I’d rather have a weeks worth shopping at Aldi.you win one free ticket to her master class on Sunday(do not worry she will prob not turn up)