Maybe not - theres a whole new generation of virile young Jocks ripe for the picking up so she'll be there ten seconds and then bugger off to trawl the bars for The One;
Katie Price #61 Did she fall or was she hit, really we don't give a
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Katie Price #62 Always licking her lips - makes a change from licking D*cks
Its the weight of the dead caterpillars glued onto it's eyelids that does it
I love 'talks like a Victorian Prostitute'.Fern Howe-Shepherd; she’s Krustys make up artist in the lowest form sense of the word and she has so many fillers she has a pointy chin. She also talks like a Victorian prostitute and is just very crass
Every other word out of her sewer mouth is 'duck, bleeping, fucker'. Called her mum on Mothers Day 'a bleeping bleep'. Nice. Her mum laughed???
Then there was the video (quickly deleted) of her in a chipshop/kebab shop with a Henry the Hoover hoovering up white powder singing 'getting high'.
IMHO, illiterate, thick moron with extremely limited intelligence. Why anyone would hire her I have no idea. Certainly not A Listers.
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Personally I think she has herpes. Those lesions on her lips can not be from anything else, even fillers. They just wouldnt look like that. You can tell shes riddled with STI's. Shes licking her lips continuously to try and 'wash away the virus' and possibly because they itch to high heaven. God knows how anyone can kiss her cos its highly contagious right!?!? Coal must be beyond stupid. I wouldnt touch that with a bargepoal if you paid me a million dollars. Yuk...
When she has run out of money and the freebies have stopped, there's always the garden for a couple of caterpillarsIts the weight of the dead caterpillars glued onto it's eyelids that does it
for eyelashes and slugs for her eyebrows#62 Here we go here we go all roll up for the pricey show.
just a thought
just a thought
It probably goes back to 'er Modlin' dayz when the snapper would urge her to 'Lick yer lips luv an' smoulder at der camra............................"
It can't help doing it whenever it spots a camera now, traffic cams, speed cameras, bank teller machines etc.....................
Practicing to master the wink in time for punters 
Must be a KP thing
Must be a KP thing
Slugs for the lips surely? Those huge orange and brown buggers; UGHWhen she has run out of money and the freebies have stopped, there's always the garden for a couple of caterpillars
For me it's Elizabeth Arden 'Eight Hour Cream'. Absolutely brilliant.Vaseline solves all issues talked about on this thread
Fixes everything.
Expensive but can get at a fraction of the price online or from TK Maxx or TJ Hughes reduced.
All 3 of us in the family have a tube to hand.
Us Scots wont touch herMaybe not - theres a whole new generation of virile young Jocks ripe for the picking up so she'll be there ten seconds and then bugger off to trawl the bars for The One;
View attachment 757190 Glasgae's finest awaits ya skanky
You mean theres not some lad up there willing to take on the job of being The One?
Just think of all the bonuses from the job! Lots of lovely Sack-o'-tit trackies, endless amounts of takeaway junk food and getting to shag the goddess wot is skanky which might produce a sprog for you to look after when she's bored with it
On second thoughts then................................................... LOL
I can’t even start to describe the horror of Price and it’s comedy Turkey Teeth anywhere near me. Imagine how much man meat has passed through those scabby lips.Always practicing what she says she is good at, BJ's
I see Crawl’s instasham followers keep going up. Currently at 205k. He must be loving it! Don’t these fools know they can see anything he does without actually following him? He would never make his account private, as he’s lapping up all the ‘attention’.
How come Harvey doesn’t have herpesvirus, she’s always kissing Harv . I think it’s from free basing coke
Funded undoubtedly by the BBC and the licence fee paying public. Pricey likes The BBC in more than one way.
Ah good point!!! Thank you
What does it mean to have 205k followers but only 194 following? Does it mean he's bought 206k people but virtually no-one gives a toss?
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