So it’s a big day for madam today, the day of the London gig has arrived. She was also very busy yesterday with appointments, shame we don’t see her calendar more often, be good if you would do that regularly Skank please, good to know what you are up to
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She had a drug test, I don’t think it’s therapy as she was seeing the kids soon after and then taking H for a hospital appt, and she also had that DV thing, whatever it is, Lego had a lot of driving yesterday. That clothes company of his isn’t a real thing is it, he’s working for madam every day now, even on tour with her, lucky she’s found another who doesn’t have a proper job, he has that in common with SB.
So tonight I’m looking forward to seeing all the famous faces that she said were coming, how lucky are the seat filling people who are going for a tenner, might get themselves a seat next to a celeb, maybe someone like Elton John or the entire Loose Women lot, I believe they are all big fans of the Skank. Also the grifting matriarch will be there, despite her ill health. I will be analysing how sick she really is, last time I saw her months ago, she looked very sick indeed. We’ve also have Lego’s Dad coming, so that will be nice to see him with his son’s future wife, I do hope Lego’s Dad is a stoner like his son, he might need a few spliffs tonight. Also the older kids are gonna be there, P probably reluctantly as I do believe despite her Mum’s behaviour she tries to see the best in her, and is supportive towards her as she knows her Mum is a mess and in big trouble. J and his gf have tickets, but I believe he’s told her he’s out tonight, so sadly we won’t be seeing him. Of course H is coming, so she’ll be putting him on stage no doubt, probably try to get him to say “Hello you c*nts” to the audience, who will all fall about laughing, oblivious to the fact she is just exploiting her disabled son, but we shouldn’t get annoyed about it, it’s just a laugh innit
So a fun day in store, another rendition of “Haaaaaaanoooo, I got chew”, assaulting our ears, not joking I bloody started singing that while I was making a stir fry last night, it’s stuck in my head, even that bit that goes “Take me a million miles from where we are. Hold me until the moon don't see the stars”….I am not happy about this development.
Ooooh just remembered she has another DV appt between 130-3pm today as well, what is it
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