Katie Price #39 Filter this, filter that - makes no difference, still a Twit!

[peeko]

It's a female. Her name is Pixie because when she was a kitten she had really pointy ears.
I spend my days photographing her and the nature outside (especially birds) due to health issues I don't go out much further than my garden

There is no need to go very far sweetheart to find Nature lol

 

[Harrigan]

Nice to see him out with the Bike

Was it a chopper?

 

[Lollypops]

Oooh, Pommy, glad you're here. If you want shiny hair all the time & your colour to last, get some of this. It's expensive but you don't need much & there's some fab sellers on eBay:

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Need to let skanky know about this. duck knows what she is using, Brylcreem?

 

[Penguin86]

There is no need to go very far sweetheart to find Nature lol

Yeah I see lots. I'm obsessed with birds. A magpie enjoyed the bird bath earlier

 

[Facehugger]

Need to let skanky know about this. duck knows what she is using, Brylcreem?

Haha, probably chip grease or something. Thanks for making testing so simple to go on holiday, piss off Skanky. The rest of us who go to work or have kids ALL THE TIME to get to school have been doing those lateral flow tests twice weekly for bloody months, glad it's such a novelty for you poppet

 

[MrFMercury]

That’s brilliant news @Monsieur Crumble

 

[peeko]

Need to let skanky know about this. duck knows what she is using, Brylcreem?

It’s Peeko Quiz time , Multiple choice
You use Qured before you go on holiday
1. You will have no Problems, at a reasonable price all plain Sailing
2. There are Problems, But easily solved due to their superb customer service
3. Your Holiday will be totally Fucked up due to not getting the results of your very expensive tests and no fucker will answer the phone
Take your time people ,Need a Clue ? Just look who’s recommending them PMSL HI

 

[CAKEANDCUSTARD]

It’s Peeko Quiz time , Multiple choice
You use Qured before you go on holiday
1. You will have no Problems, at a reasonable price all plain Sailing
2. There are Problems, But easily solved due to their superb customer service
3. Your Holiday will be totally Fucked up due to not getting the results of your very expensive tests and no fucker will answer the phone
Take your time people ,Need a Clue ? Just look who’s recommending them PMSL HI

Talking of which have they had any more deplop meals delivered or did deplop finally get the hint that skanky and wanky were not a good choice, esp as the meals were supposed to be for Harvey and they were eating them, selfish gits

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Need to let skanky know about this. duck knows what she is using, Brylcreem?

Is that a Priceywoods sweatshirt she's wearing

 

[Mamfe71]

Is that a Priceywoods sweatshirt she's wearing

Yes she is - another rather cheap looking garment with very poor quality logo screen printing...just like that t-shirt he had..seen better quality in the poundstore

 

[Facehugger]

I'm just going to stick a thread title suggestion on, in case you lot talk too much while I get some tea:

Katie Price #40 She's all about holidays, teef, nails & hair yet her kids have to swim in their underwear.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Need to let skanky know about this. duck knows what she is using, Brylcreem?

She's wishing that little line on the Covid test was a little line on a Clearblue

I'm just going to stick a thread title suggestion on, in case you lot talk too much while I get some tea:

Katie Price #40 She's all about holidays, teef, nails & hair yet her kids have to swim in their underwear.

I like it

 

[peeko]

Well dearie dearie me What a surprise

 

[Monsieur Crumble]

Evening all you lovely, talented and witty Krustie's, you always make me giggle no matter how down I'm feeling thank you all for your kind words re my daughter what a lovely bunch you are virtual hugs coming to you all for the trials and tribulations you all face daily. Mwah! ps, enjoyed seeing all your toon pics (I might get brave one day) but for now here's my version of Skanky

Here's a pic of my cat having enough of my tit to cheer you up View attachment 607403

Aww she boofus

 

[Pink Squirrel]

@DC16 @Lucid30 deplop drop tomorrow night at 8 according to her page . Is she trying to catch us out so we can't keep an eye on how much she's making

 

[Monsieur Crumble]

Don't forget she also claimed in Feb that one leg was shorter and would need an op to align her legs https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/katie-price-has-sent-blue-23446625

She's such a mythomaniac!!

 

[Pink Squirrel]

She's such a mythomaniac!!

Lie after lie after lie. She never stops . I just someone would bloody call her out on all her bullshit .

 

[Ecosse]

How on earth would Katie know if that Covid test was easy to use when travelling with kids? J&P travelled with Peter.

 

[TheDog]

Who remembers when they started to flog pyramid scheme crap? That went down like a sack of spuds. You would think they would delete the page. It’s embarrassing.

 

[Harrigan]

It’s Peeko Quiz time , Multiple choice
You use Qured before you go on holiday
1. You will have no Problems, at a reasonable price all plain Sailing
2. There are Problems, But easily solved due to their superb customer service
3. Your Holiday will be totally Fucked up due to not getting the results of your very expensive tests and no fucker will answer the phone
Take your time people ,Need a Clue ? Just look who’s recommending them PMSL HI

Could we have more crossword clues or general knowledge please?