Well that's a strange way of telling us she's back in the UK, that's assuming it's true.
Why didn't she inform her fans using ordinary channels??
Katie Price #37 Bun in the oven, no it's on ya head coz all of creepy crawls semen are dead
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Why didn't she inform her fans using ordinary channels??
So either A) Crawl could only stretch to 3 nights in Portugal as he's not shifted any cars or B) they read my comment here on Monday & have pinched the idea. I said if they were here for her birthday imagine the payday for an OKrap spread... Skanky, Crawl, all the kids, Amy. 'Katie's last heartbreaking birthday with her dying mum as she desperately tries to get pregnant to fulfill her mum's final wish' 
. 76 pages of glossy pics advertising shite, cakes, balloons, hair makeup, happy smiling children gazing adoringly at mummy, Crawl, Skanky & Amy looking forlorn at the sadness of it all. Skanky wearing the see through outfit she's borrowed from pointy chin Fern's mate. Many changes of outfits & chuck the dogs in for good measure. And a huge whole family pic of them excitedly looking on as she pisses on a clear blue.
If ANY of this actually appears I want commission!
. 76 pages of glossy pics advertising shite, cakes, balloons, hair makeup, happy smiling children gazing adoringly at mummy, Crawl, Skanky & Amy looking forlorn at the sadness of it all. Skanky wearing the see through outfit she's borrowed from pointy chin Fern's mate. Many changes of outfits & chuck the dogs in for good measure. And a huge whole family pic of them excitedly looking on as she pisses on a clear blue. If ANY of this actually appears I want commission!
From today's Popbitch email:
A rather familiar baby pink Range Rover is up on Autotrader
[A little... Pricey?]
A rather familiar baby pink Range Rover is up on Autotrader
[A little... Pricey?]
I love KiltyKatts' comments - she doesn't hold back eh? I like to think she's a honourary Krusty and will come over to our dark side (if she isn't on here already?) x
She could at least have done a wing walk...
Who are you telling to shut up and about what?
Ambre Solaire, it's defending Skanky in the Mail. Or have I replied to the wrong comment.. Oops!
FFS just had to go back and apologise
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Lol, lucky I didn't understand the postingsAmbre Solaire, it's defending Skanky in the Mail. Or have I replied to the wrong comment.. Oops!
FFS just had to go back and apologise
Interesting question over number of owners / registered keepers - showing 7!!! Been moved around to avoid been seized or showing as an asset I wonder?
Inside Katie Price’s incredible £300-a-night five-bedroom Portugal villa as she enjoys luxury holiday with fiance Carl
KATIE Price and fiance Carl Woods are currently living their best lives in a £300-a-night five-bedroom villa in Portugal. The couple jetted off to the southern European country as travel restr…
www.thesun.co.uk
Bit late in the day!
If you hadn't asked I wouldn't have knownLol, lucky I didn't understand the postings
Ooh have you got the details to hand - @Cloud Chaser maybe interested?
'Living their best lives' good grief I'd hate to see what their bestest ever lives were! Two whole days away with theInside Katie Price’s incredible £300-a-night five-bedroom Portugal villa as she enjoys luxury holiday with fiance Carl
KATIE Price and fiance Carl Woods are currently living their best lives in a £300-a-night five-bedroom villa in Portugal. The couple jetted off to the southern European country as travel restr…
Bit late in the day!
burglars in tow (apologies), hideous outfits, vile looking food... I've had more fun in my bathroom.The other papers seem to be rehashing this too, rather annoying.Inside Katie Price’s incredible £300-a-night five-bedroom Portugal villa as she enjoys luxury holiday with fiance Carl
KATIE Price and fiance Carl Woods are currently living their best lives in a £300-a-night five-bedroom villa in Portugal. The couple jetted off to the southern European country as travel restr…
Bit late in the day!
Thick!Is she really that thick or an act?
Katie Price thinks bacon and beef are from the same animal
Katie Price and Carl Woods enjoyed a day out at Thorpe Park before she asked the hilarious questionwww.mirror.co.uk
Hilariously they are being described in The Mirror as 'The Tracksuit Twins'. Someone also said any offspring of these two muppets certainly won"t be joining Mensa!
But in his defence Joey Essex is quite likeable and not nasty and spiteful, full of poison.Joey Essex has made millions from being/acting thick - she's trying to do the same
Yes the world is a scarier place with them in it.Thick!
Hilariously they are being described in The Mirror as 'The Tracksuit Twins'. Someone also said any offspring of these two muppets certainly won"t be joining Mensa!
But in his defence Joey Essex is quite likeable and not nasty and spiteful, full of poison.
The ad on Auto Trader shows as seven. Quick check on DVLA shows last change of keeper was March this year...Ooh have you got the details to hand - @Cloud Chaser maybe interested?
'Living their best lives' good grief I'd hate to see what their bestest ever lives were! Two whole days away with the
I'm thinking @Pom Bear could make a pretty convincing argument for a 'pow' or a 'cig' - perhaps like a push-me-pull-you with a Katie pig and a Crawl cow???Thick!
Hilariously they are being described in The Mirror as 'The Tracksuit Twins'. Someone also said any offspring of these two muppets certainly won"t be joining Mensa!
But in his defence Joey Essex is quite likeable and not nasty and spiteful, full of poison.
I admit I have no idea how to read an autotrader ad. The bloke does that.
And offering bjs to the transfer taxi guys for a bit of dope. She got history for that over there.
So only had the car a couple of months
That disabled access was a shocking oversight by Thorpe Park.
There are genuinely disabled people who probably have to go through hoops to get one. But this pair of scumbag, begging grifters got one and I bet they didn't pay.
Just when you think they can't sink any lower than a snakes belly they do. The contemptuous way they treat the law, bankruptcy creditors, DVLA, disabled people and rip off their own 'fans' is breathtaking.
See 'I'm not after fame' Clearblue almost pissed himself with excitement when someone recognised him at TP.
Wanker.
Look at the woman with food all over her face and falling out of her rancid gob. No decorum, manners or good grace.'I just bought some doughnuts, finger lickView attachment 583846ing good, forty doughnuts' she said with her gob full
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Nearly there my chum!
Haven't been able to write lengthy diatribes and my fingers still look like black cumberland sausages of Chef Crawls BBQ. But my Alan Partridge pointy finger is working a treat!
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