Morning Katie,
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we all know you read here, don't forget to stop off and buy your Starbucks Porridge on the way to SPL. Got your chauffer fiance to take you, seeing as you are still banned and he doesn't really sell many cars these days, how many messages has he done on Thrillz so far, we would love an update?!
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: ๐](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
So what bull are you going to be talking about today...oh yeah, your hair...the hair that doesn't seem to remain the same barely two days running, long short, long, short, blonde, brown, highlights, weaves, tapes, wigs, extensions, oh dear, must be so exhausting trying to decide on that each day and how many different hairdressers you get through. Remember the cause of your hair loss is through all of this and not stress from your bankruptcy, because you obviously don't care one jot about that and the people you have shafted good and proper.
![Pouting face :rage: ๐ก](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f621.png)
And your hair is in such good condition now that you are using Bondiboost, or was it EllamaeParis shampoo the two weeks before that you were raving about,
![Thinking face :thinking: ๐ค](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f914.png)
I can barely keep up with the shite you spout, how anyone wants you to promote their products these days, #ads done in the car or the kids bedroom, so professional, not.
P.S donโt forget your wedges for those smashed feet....