Quick recap.
@SmillieKylie can do an in depth. We were anticipating the not so glorious 12th of March. There were no ides of March to be wary of
. would she turn up to court in Northampton or was she on a flight with legolad .Anyhoo as expected but still to our horror she did not turn up - she was so delicate and drained she couldn’t possibly. I’m sure she sent Jess with a note to say “ mr judge, please excuse kipper, I mean Kate from appearing she’s drained and can’t possible grace you with her presence. I sure you understand coming to court everyday yourself . I don’t know how you do it, 3 times a week is enough for Kate never mind 5 days. Anyhoo she said it wiznae her, a looky likely fan fooled the policeman “
So she was found guilty in her absence and got a £800 + fine and added expenses of around £1000 to be paid in 28 days dont fancy their chances the chimney sweep had been waiting since nov for his £168 and only just got paid as the sun told everyone what a grifting cheating bastard she is . So I can see a few red letters being sent and me Pp fencing paying at the last gasp as he did before We think the piggy bank is empty
Not sure if she did board a plane as she’s been missing in action for a few days posting pics she’s not front and centre in ( not line her ) or older pics. Apart from the hairdresser a couple of days ago. Legolad has also been MIA think he’s done a runner. sB been posting the usual cryptic
tit ( just do the right thing crawl we might forgive you) she been in the podcast circuit as no tv company is entertaining her despite the chaff and redirect she puts out. Same script different podcast. Like a dan brown book, once you’ve read one …
Anyway as you were
Thanks for running a recap, I was too tired last night, was pleased to see you ran one x
These threads are flying, going so fast, I can’t keep up, slow down with the chit chat Krusties, think of the Tattle New Thread Creators and the Recap People
Anyway I’m refreshed as it’s a Friday and had some time to knock up a recap over Breckie this morning so here’s my quick update. Basically despite getting away with slap on the wrist again regarding the driving offences, things aren’t going well in SkankLand.
So we had the result of Skank’s latest court appearance for driving without insurance and without a valid driver’s licence. The general public outside her dumb fanbase were really pissed off and angry about it, but turns out as her licence is currently revoked and she’s not actually disqualified, a prison sentence isn’t an option. General consensus is she’s still driving, knows she’ll just get fines, so she’ll just continue driving. Skank didn’t even bother turning up at court, Teflon Tits rides again
@Dollylovesshoes summed up how we all felt with a few choice words.
The Chimney Sweep who hadn’t been paid for his services was finally paid. Skank has probably run out of local tradesmen who’ll work for her now. Oh no Kryten, that’s another job for you on madam’s list of demands you’ll have to fulfil now. It’s a hard-knock-life being attached to madam, are you cut out for this life
We’ll find out more about that later
A podcast on Youtube was released with Skank chatting the usual
to a couple if chancers I’d never heard of. Accordingly she’s appearing in 40 Pride and Party in the Park Events this Summer, she cannot sing, only knows 3 songs, forgets the lyrics, is usually drunk/high, cannot dance, her movement on stage consists of bending over looking like she wants a
and generally shuffling around, she has no stage presence. She’s also said she’s making a programme interviewing serial killers on death row in Texas at the end of the year. She’s talking
she might get an occasional Pride gig, she has one in Belfast so far, but these these events are mainly on a Saturday, there aren’t 40 weekends in the Summer
and no TV company will be buying the serial killer idea. All a load of bollox.
No Skank you will not be interviewing serial killers at the end of year, you’re more likely to be actually in jail instead.
Skank then slammed Love Island legend Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu, jealousy much
Both Skank and her fake boyfriend Kryten were MIA for most of the last Fred, rumour was rife they had left for Thailand, but they were both spotted indulging separately in a bit of pampering. Was there trouble in paradise
There is, no one believes the relationship is real, both looked bored with the pretence of it all, we’ve even heard Kryten is saying as much in private to friends. Sad-Boy is still acting very sad on his IG, will he comeback when Skank and Kryten end their farcical game, Skank needs a man and has few options these days. Oh it’s getting fun, for us, not so much Skank, she’s got herself in a proper mess with this one and I be loving it
Sadly we may never see Skank and Lego-Head Kryten in Thailand, which we were all looking forward to as it would be beach walking comedy gold,
@Pom Bear tried to cheer us up with scenes of what could have been, lovely job Pom
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ITV ran an expose on BBL‘s and the tragic results emerging from unscrupulous clinics. Lift Aesthetics and Skank were mentioned, oooh la la is Skank are you going to continue promoting Ellie and her dangerous practice, not a good look Skank, not a good look, these companies are bloody dangerous, stop working with and advertising them, but on the plus side something will go wrong for you soon if you continue letting them pump
into your body, there is that
Skank reminisced about summers of yore and how she was very much looking forward to summer this year. Sadly she forgot that she doesn’t look as she did 5 years ago, here’s how she will be looking this summer as a reminder for her when she reads here
So on we go, what games will Skank play this weekend, where is she, is she on hols somewhere, is she chasing another Nu Egg or just love bombing Sad-Boy to get him back, will the fake relationship be a thing by Monday, will I get to play Kool and The Gang soon, as things appear to be going very Peter Tong for madam now, woo hoo we gotta love it