God she loves forcing herself on others, doesn’t she? I had to turn off the volume. I couldn’t stand the foghorn and I LOVE ITOK, here's it is folkes!
What happens when a skint ex-glamour model needs a few quid for new nails etc?
She get booked to do a guest appearance, turn up somewhere around midnight sing one or two lines of a couple of songs, zone out and forget the song lines, I'm not being harsh here, they were dance songs, there ain't a lot of words and it's usually just repeating them over and over.
After a flopped dunked karaoke with no tv, she gets drunk people on stage to play a game where they, I don't know, I think they were meant to feel each other up or something for drinks? something like that. I was there and mostly sober, even I had difficulty figuring out exactly what was meant to be happening, so you can imagine how hard it was for the punters that had probably been drinking way before the doors opened at 9pm.
Anyways, it went as well as expected, eventually loosing control of the fans on stage, one of them even flying off stage, unintentionally doing an impression of her Range Rover that time she went for a drive while off her face.
That all said, the night was pretty much exactly how we pictured it and we enjoyed seeing what we expected.
The hollering. Jesus wept what a mess. And you are right-exactly as I expected.