Katie Price #360 The Bailiffs came hip hip hooray! Now finish the job and take her away!

[BiffasBeemer]

Hi all sorry - no recap as I still haven't caught up on #359 - which you can find here

Katie Price #359 His knob'll go slack,when she lays on her back,puckers those lips&he see's she’s no nips

New thread guys by @WillowTree21 sorry had to edit it a bit a fit x

tattle.life

Thank you to @Rockin' Robin for the thread title!

I think I need to give some credit to our @Stan Butler for his beautiful rendition of the Skank via the medium of Giant Wotsits - he really captured her intelligence and honour.

And the tiny eye is genius!

We really are a very cultured bunch!

Keep tattling - off to finish catching up!!

 

[life’s a car crash]

If this is true she is seriously arrogant . Wonder what she was driving. Makes me really mad. It won’t matter what fine, sentence she ever gets she’s just going to keep breaking the law as far as driving goes. Until she actually kills someone

 

[JaynieDay]

Hi Krusties, I lied earlier, sorry. MissJaynie wasn’t ill - it was misdirection for the Skank and her minions! I was thinking about what happened at the Court and didn’t want to give her an excuse to cancel.

So … I saw Skank in the flesh, hmm she was trying to be interesting but she fell flat. There was a lot of booing, plus a lot of people were at the club without knowing she was due to appear. I got chatting to a few people in line and in the smoking area, many of whom had attended the club without any awareness that madam was due to appear.

Here’s a basic rundown of the evening’s events. Skank was late appearing at the club. She showed up at around12.08, I was in the smoking area and MrJaynie started taking photos and videos. I will add them tomorrow as I am drunk posting sorry. I had a great night,

 

[mrspig99]

Hi Krusties, I lied earlier, sorry. MissJaynie wasn’t ill - it was misdirection for the Skank and her minions! I was thinking about what happened at the Court and didn’t want to give her an excuse to cancel.

So … I saw Skank in the flesh, hmm she was trying to be interesting but she fell flat. There was a lot of booing, plus a lot of people were at the club without knowing she was due to appear. I got chatting to a few people in line and in the smoking area, many of whom had attended the club without any awareness that madam was due to appear.

Here’s a basic rundown of the evening’s events. Skank was late appearing at the club. She showed up at around12.08, I was in the smoking area and MrJaynie started taking photos and videos. I will add them tomorrow as I am drunk posting sorry. I had a great night,

OMG well done you! Great to see some in the wild unfiltered photos and get some honest feedback on how she was received! Can't wait for your videos and report tomorrow!

 

[BadJanet]

Hi Krusties, I lied earlier, sorry. MissJaynie wasn’t ill - it was misdirection for the Skank and her minions! I was thinking about what happened at the Court and didn’t want to give her an excuse to cancel.

So … I saw Skank in the flesh, hmm she was trying to be interesting but she fell flat. There was a lot of booing, plus a lot of people were at the club without knowing she was due to appear. I got chatting to a few people in line and in the smoking area, many of whom had attended the club without any awareness that madam was due to appear.

Here’s a basic rundown of the evening’s events. Skank was late appearing at the club. She showed up at around12.08, I was in the smoking area and MrJaynie started taking photos and videos. I will add them tomorrow as I am drunk posting sorry. I had a great night,

Wow, thanks for taking one for the team. Hope your senses of sight, smell and hearing recover from their shock soon. Look forward to your report

 

[BiffasBeemer]

Hi Krusties, I lied earlier, sorry. MissJaynie wasn’t ill - it was misdirection for the Skank and her minions! I was thinking about what happened at the Court and didn’t want to give her an excuse to cancel.

So … I saw Skank in the flesh, hmm she was trying to be interesting but she fell flat. There was a lot of booing, plus a lot of people were at the club without knowing she was due to appear. I got chatting to a few people in line and in the smoking area, many of whom had attended the club without any awareness that madam was due to appear.

Here’s a basic rundown of the evening’s events. Skank was late appearing at the club. She showed up at around12.08, I was in the smoking area and MrJaynie started taking photos and videos. I will add them tomorrow as I am drunk posting sorry. I had a great night,

Wowee well done!

I don't know if it is the angle but them nostrils are 2 different sizes and pointing in different directions?

Also are them pupils a sign of being off her face? She looks vacant and glassy eyed?

 

[Villanelly]

It doesn’t look human does it!

 

[JaynieDay]

OMG well done you! Great to see some in the wild unfiltered photos and get some honest feedback on how she was received! Can't wait for your videos and report tomorrow!

I forgot about you being in the States, of course you are awake MrsP. Well Poor Skanky did not receive a rousing welcome, poor Skank she was booed as she was on the stage. I saw a fabulous sign opposite the venue, which I am posting now as well as a screenshot of the time it was roughly taken. Skank would take this as a good sign for her, however it was me that noticed her “angel numbers” after I had taken the photo so I guess it’s good news for me and bad news for Skanky .

MrJaynie took plenty of videos too as his phone has a much better camera than mine and I will be sharing them too.

As I am sure many of you would have guessed, Skanky was late, she appeared around midnight - I was outside having a fag as she was very late. MrJaynie made sure I didn’t miss the witch though , I didn’t stay much longer as we had taken the opportunity to get merry and after numerous tequila’s I was hmm rat-arsed. Yes drunk doesn’t quite cover it, but in my defence Skanky is an annoying bleep so alcohol was a necessity if I was to behave myself. Jayne is a very happy drunk “Tequila it makes me happy!”.
Sweet dreams
Sweet dreams Krusties, more to come when I have sobered up xx
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Wow, thanks for taking one for the team. Hope your senses of sight, smell and hearing recover from their shock soon. Look forward to your report

Too drunk to register much x
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Wowee well done!

I don't know if it is the angle but them nostrils are 2 different sizes and pointing in different directions?

Also are them pupils a sign of being off her face? She looks vacant and glassy eyed?

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She was definitely “energetic”. JJ was also there, didn’t spot Chloe - not sure where the duck she was.

 

[maggie-moo]

The piss take interview with JJ that CF posted on Tic Tock, is its Harvey in the background saying "I love it"
Sorry I can't seem to upload videos

 

[SewerGrapes]

Hi Krusties, I lied earlier, sorry. MissJaynie wasn’t ill - it was misdirection for the Skank and her minions! I was thinking about what happened at the Court and didn’t want to give her an excuse to cancel.

So … I saw Skank in the flesh, hmm she was trying to be interesting but she fell flat. There was a lot of booing, plus a lot of people were at the club without knowing she was due to appear. I got chatting to a few people in line and in the smoking area, many of whom had attended the club without any awareness that madam was due to appear.

Here’s a basic rundown of the evening’s events. Skank was late appearing at the club. She showed up at around12.08, I was in the smoking area and MrJaynie started taking photos and videos. I will add them tomorrow as I am drunk posting sorry. I had a great night,

You're an absolute star Jaynie x

 

[coolcat2022]

You're an absolute star Jaynie x

Oh yes! this. Is. Gold!

 

[PurpleLennie]

Hi Krusties, I lied earlier, sorry. MissJaynie wasn’t ill - it was misdirection for the Skank and her minions! I was thinking about what happened at the Court and didn’t want to give her an excuse to cancel.

So … I saw Skank in the flesh, hmm she was trying to be interesting but she fell flat. There was a lot of booing, plus a lot of people were at the club without knowing she was due to appear. I got chatting to a few people in line and in the smoking area, many of whom had attended the club without any awareness that madam was due to appear.
Here’s a basic rundown of the evening’s events. Skank was late appearing at the club. She showed up at around12.08, I was in the smoking area and MrJaynie started taking photos and videos. I will add them tomorrow as I am drunk posting sorry. I had a great night,

Yep, I was the same when I went to see her in panto - I was dying to post here beforehand but didn’t dare

She really is a sight to behold in the flesh these days

 

[Glittergirlie]

Hi Krusties, I lied earlier, sorry. MissJaynie wasn’t ill - it was misdirection for the Skank and her minions! I was thinking about what happened at the Court and didn’t want to give her an excuse to cancel.

So … I saw Skank in the flesh, hmm she was trying to be interesting but she fell flat. There was a lot of booing, plus a lot of people were at the club without knowing she was due to appear. I got chatting to a few people in line and in the smoking area, many of whom had attended the club without any awareness that madam was due to appear.

Here’s a basic rundown of the evening’s events. Skank was late appearing at the club. She showed up at around12.08, I was in the smoking area and MrJaynie started taking photos and videos. I will add them tomorrow as I am drunk posting sorry. I had a great night,

Bloody well done you xx cant wait to see you videos etc tomorrow did she 'sing'

 

[Nickyjay]

Howling at some of the descriptions in the last thread of her god awful outfit.

Traffic cone, Russian shot putter are my particular favourites.

 

[Mamfe71]

Looks like the nightclub staff are helping granny down the stairs as skank unable to walk.unaided

Why is skank dressed like a prop forward yet chloe is dressed in a nicer outfit ..

 

[pollycopping]

I will be in another known location this morning will report back of any breakfast sightings and will no if she went back to Essex ,but maybe to far in a few hours from neath but whos guess prob back herself to Lego man
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I will be in another known location this morning will report back of any breakfast sightings and will no if she went back to Essex ,but maybe to far in a few hours from neath but whos guess prob back herself to Lego man

Drive back herself

 

[Nixxs]

Looks like the nightclub staff are helping granny down the stairs as skank unable to walk.unaided

Why is skank dressed like a prop forward yet chloe is dressed in a nicer outfit ..

Maybe they are escorting her out of the building haha

 

[SmillieKylie]

I forgot about you being in the States, of course you are awake MrsP. Well Poor Skanky did not receive a rousing welcome, poor Skank she was booed as she was on the stage. I saw a fabulous sign opposite the venue, which I am posting now as well as a screenshot of the time it was roughly taken. Skank would take this as a good sign for her, however it was me that noticed her “angel numbers” after I had taken the photo so I guess it’s good news for me and bad news for Skanky .

MrJaynie took plenty of videos too as his phone has a much better camera than mine and I will be sharing them too.

As I am sure many of you would have guessed, Skanky was late, she appeared around midnight - I was outside having a fag as she was very late. MrJaynie made sure I didn’t miss the witch though , I didn’t stay much longer as we had taken the opportunity to get merry and after numerous tequila’s I was hmm rat-arsed. Yes drunk doesn’t quite cover it, but in my defence Skanky is an annoying bleep so alcohol was a necessity if I was to behave myself. Jayne is a very happy drunk “Tequila it makes me happy!”.
Sweet dreams
Sweet dreams Krusties, more to come when I have sobered up xx
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Too drunk to register much x
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She was definitely “energetic”. JJ was also there, didn’t spot Chloe - not sure where the duck she was.

Oooh la la, brilliant Jayne, so she was booed and many there didn’t know she was appearing She was so smug on the TT lives last night with Kryten, thinking she was hot with her young lad in tow, hanging out with Chloe, her twin Seen some pics online, was she singing or just talking to the crowd on the stage….

Oooh, she was already flying in the hotel, I see the woman who doesn’t drink has a pint glass in her hand oh she must have been so off her head in the club, looking forward to your videos Jaynie x

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Awwwww @JaynieDay you brave,brave girl,Loveee it.Look forward to more piccies etc.Our dear @DC16 will be well pleased.

DC will be well pissed off like we all are re driving but we all know what a vile nasty uncaring bleep she is.

Piss on the boil again.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Howling at some of the descriptions in the last thread of her god awful outfit.

Traffic cone, Russian shot putter are my particular favourites.

Skank as the Poundshop Super Hero

Wiki 39 hits the road today folks