Nah, when you're a Pricey, everything is 'down' from them!
Must be a fun filled weekend of door stalking planned.
Such an inspirational influencer.
Katie Price #359 His knob'll go slack,when she lays on her back,puckers those lips&he see's she’s no nips
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Must be a fun filled weekend of door stalking planned.
Such an inspirational influencer.
I'm very influenced by Frumtpy Dumpty, or at least I'd like to be, but I'm not willing to give up good taste furniture and decorations, good quality food and clothes, and a decent and honourable way of life. Help me please, what am I to do?Meanwhile , Frumpty Dumpty thinks the public want to see her shopping basket because she is sooooo important & influential
Nowt special about that shopping basket. A load of ultra processed junk. Is this seriously the best she can do for content? Overusing that filter again. Very tired now Sophie - we know you read here.Meanwhile , Frumpty Dumpty thinks the public want to see her shopping basket because she is sooooo important & influential
Put on weight to the tune of 4-5 stones, buy an habit and go with the flow.
Not forgetting two pair of giant magnifying glasses worn as specs.
She also posted this. 'Stunning' ! Do you think she's trolling usMeanwhile , Frumpty Dumpty thinks the public want to see her shopping basket because she is sooooo important & influential
Even the trolling she complains about is boring. Someone calling her 'scruffy', she thought that was newsworthy 
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Vroom! Vroom!Ive got a picture of Legohead at the airport as Katie decided to get a flightx....
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What a bleep"……..She also posted this. 'Stunning' ! Do you think she's trolling us
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duck orf Edyoufuckinguglycunt.you’re deranged old beigecunt.Go look after yer bleeping goggles give ems clean and see your sister for the ugly vile bleep she is..Bysie by..bleep.
Ah bless lil.kryten is having to wait in the salon for her ..Beck and call already.. his balls firmly sealed in a jar
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I think there must be a ”laundry” in a back room of that dive…
I just can't compete with the enabling complicit frumpy dumpy beige bleep.
And not forgetting dotting fake freckles all over your face with a marker pen ( just WHY?) combing your rather comedic and lustrous eyebrows skyward & fixing them in place with hairspray , covering your face in multitudinous unguents , foundations , powders & the like & looking exactly the same as you did before …..before sodding off for a day out photographing other people’s front doors in your country attire
Like a child being taken to the salon because nobody else can watch him. Do you think he will be allowed a toy or packet of sweets afterwards for being good?Ah bless lil.kryten is having to wait in the salon for her ..Beck and call already.. his balls firmly sealed in a jar
Does anyone, anywhere know any bloke who would accompany their Mrs to the bleeping hairdressers? These lot are deranged.
That sandwich is not stunning. Just a boring sandwich on sliced bread with crisps on side. I just had a sandwich with homemade pesto, roast turkey and sourdough bread. Now that was stunning.She also posted this. 'Stunning' ! Do you think she's trolling us
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Vroom! Vroom!
I had some pizza and I just ate it instead of taking photos of it and slapping filters on it for Instagram
She really is unintelligent if she thinks that content is interesting to the public. Does she lack any self awareness? The laundry products photo was especially pathetic.I had some pizza and I just ate it instead of taking photos of it and slapping filters on it for Instagram
Maybe Legoman was getting his hair done how madam likes it. She'll be getting him surgery and bigger turkey Teefs next.
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Seems like a family trait!
I am a new member no more, now a member. I LOVE IT
An old article...the bit below is telling about this weird family.
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My family drive me nuts. All of them. I see my mum every day and I'm on the phone every day to my older brother Daniel, who does my website and looks after the money and makes sure all the tax gets paid. I probably speak to my younger stepsister, Sophie, every other day when she wants to borrow something. My success hasn't affected our relationships.
An old article...the bit below is telling about this weird family.
oh Dan, it will be his fault HER tax wasn’t paid
Ive got a picture of Legohead at the airport as Katie decided to get a flight
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Eeeeeeh Pom you are bloody hilarious! Spat my wine out... (Yes I know its early
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