Katie Price #358 It’s hot and pink. Carls caused a stink. f the Range Rover, Kate...it’s game over

[Helena-botham-farter]

Kris wasn’t the best looking but out of them all I feel he had a bit more about him & kept her on her toes at the start instead of being a doormat from the get go.
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I think it’s the cheek of her only sending him a X. He’s not even worthy of a ‘Sorry I’m going on our skiing holiday with another guy on your birthday babe. Hope you still love me X’

no wonder he’s finally lost it
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Smellytrampalo

The vague text message is classic 'hoovering'. She wants to hook him back in. She'll get a thrill every time she's awful but reels him back in. If Carl had said something like 'I miss you', she'd be ecstatic because that means she can be hugely abusive ( taking another man on his birthday trip) but he still begs to see her and she can still see other men. Notice how she didn't reply, just like the second paragraph, she didn't want a conversation, she was testing whether she was still in control.

 

[shizzler]

She really is Super Mum. According to FB, 20 mins ago she was home and heading out to shop for roast dinner food!

And the comments from the thickerati, thank God a few people have called out the bullshit
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Did anyone reply to her and say How? When you’re skiing in Bulgaria? . I don’t have socials anymore or I would.

a few did

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Another bit.

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[Mich1969]

Anton's mum called it right. Skank has even more baggage than she thought!

Are those warts underneath her nose?

No, they are coke sores.

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

I wonder who the registered keeper is of the hidden car then? I guessing it is not her and possibly CW or his car sales company ?? If it’s registered to someone else then wouldnt it be really difficult for the bankruptcy trustee/ bailiffs to prove it’s hers ? Unless I guess there is a paper trail or cash trail to show she has handed over cash for it to someone else to buy … I’m sure the relevant investigations into her finances has many similar items on their radar , it’s very obvious on social media she has material belongings on her possession , she really is rather stupid if she is trying to hide anything and so are her family ! If CW has invested time into selling stories, and writing those posts and maybe even sending JJ voice notes and messages, then chances are he’s contacted the bankruptcy people, and even more hopefully he’s contacted social services and KH about the kids ! Also I suspect the driving offences that have occurred and kept hush hush could also be dodgy in that he has been asked to say he was driving and taken the points maybe

Maybe the car should be SORN but isn't? Carl could have been interviewed by the insolvency investigators, they could have laid out the facts.... said she's in big trouble and he has the choice not to be caught up in it. I agree she probably asked Carl to take speeding points or say he had arranged insurance, the timing of his 'narcissist crashing cars / always the victim' meme was just too much of a coincidence.

 

[Tedbear]

No, they are coke sores.

State of it vile snowsuit
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State of it vile snowsuit

Shes just put this up but i think sheson her way back

 

[Trafalgar]

State of it vile snowsuit
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Shes just put this up but i think sheson her way back

And yet no one has ever seen her ski. She just seems to pose on the snow. What a sad twit.

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Definitely looked like she had been crying. Too little, too late. She is only crying because the 'world of pricey' is crumbling down and people are waking up to who she really is. I don't suppose she would ever shed a tear for the animals that have died, or the children whose lives she is ruining - all because no one will play her game and play there part right.
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She knows what she is in for at home now.

She'll be upset because prison is on the cards. No game playing with multiple blokes, no phones except the secret Nokia up her minge, no tipping off the paps, no drugs ( except Spice and prison hooch made on radiators). No driving recklessly, no kids to steal and exes to torture. Poor poor Pwicey!

 

[BadJanet]

State of it vile snowsuit
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Shes just put this up but i think sheson her way back

Ready for the slopes! I've not seen a pic of her on anything other than a flat surface. The nearest she's been to a slope is a pile of in a bars toilets

 

[longtimelancashirelurker]

And as if by magic, look at KP’s IG story now after what’s been said on the last few posts on here. A video of her going down the ski slope on her arse, not even attempting it someone else is videoing her, possibly JJ?

 

[Trafalgar]

And as if by magic, look at KP’s IG story now after what’s been said on the last few posts on here. A video of her going down the ski slope on her arse, not even attempting it someone else is videoing her, possibly JJ?

Like I said an absolute twit. She can't ski at all

I can't ski so you know what? I don't go on a bleeping skiing holiday!

 

[LadyWeatherwax]

Can someone please tell her it's not 1997 anymore and to stop doing those stupid Page 3 glamour poses? Not even glamour photographers use them now (not good ones, anyway).

The only reason to hoik your arms up round your ears like that is to lift your boobs, and since her tits are visible from outer space, I don't think they need any help. Also, that ski suit is hideous.

She's ridiculous at this point.

 

[DC16]

 

[Nixxs]

Could that be the Suzuki Jeep? Not sure when that was sold.

Agreed. Looks too small to be a 7.5t horsebox

 

[Ecosse]

I reckon she came back yesterday.
She has never been skiing for longer than a few days at most.
Infuriating that, once again, she appears to have been gifted a bleeping skisuit although, to be fair, they may well have dug it out of the cellar from a box labelled 1988. It certainly doesn't look like a Helly Hansen.

 

[BadJanet]

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That's going to do her implanted, saline filled joke of an arse the world of good
She'll have to get it refilled as soon as she's back otherwise she'll look like she dragging a deflated space hopper behind her

 

[Tedbear]

And yet no one has ever seen her ski. She just seems to pose on the snow. What a sad twit.

Exactly i dont think she can blody ski its all about posing funny shes put this up but hardly anything else from her trip

 

[Reversible Octopus]

State of it vile snowsuit
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Shes just put this up but i think sheson her way back

The 70's called. They told you duck off, get something terminal, decay and... dot dot dot.

 

[Tedbear]

That's going to do her implanted, saline filled joke of an arse the world of good
She'll have to get it refilled as soon as she's back otherwise she'll look like she dragging a deflated space hopper behind her

she obviously cant ski lol

 

[SmillieKylie]

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Oh my, the video, my daughter at 10 would whizz past her skiing properly, she can do easy slopes like this, thinking what’s that old lady doing on her arse I’m embarrassed for her, she never learns to do anything does she, this is pathetic