If I was ‘Arry - I’d keep my mouth closed. What’s it they say???
People in glass houses
Shouldn’t do
If I was ‘Arry - I’d keep my mouth closed. What’s it they say???This is what comes up when I googled him
NopeThis is what comes up when I googled him
Brilliant summary Kylie as always. Don't know what your day job is but if it doesn't involve writing you should consider itThank you Janie Day, I can’t do a full recap, the last thread is impossible to satiriseshe was just a complete parody of herself, I mean how to you take the piss out of that club outfit…I mean ….
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Basically, Skank made it through Panto, the cast and audience said she was amazing, the paid-for with freebies reviews also said this, but we saw the videos (murdered a favourite Kylie song of mine) and was so wooden with her delivery of the lines, she was as was to be expected, dreadful, but no one cared. Luckily we also had a Tattler in attendance, and the they wrote us a review, it was the only truthful review, fab stuff @PurpleLennie (90 reactions, it was appreciated )
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Stunning and brave….
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Saturday night Chloe Ferry, Darth and various Geordie Show people went to see the Panto, they were all shitfaced, screaming and praising the Skank, they even sang along very badly but it drowned out Skank’s singing, so that was a plus.
The calm before the storm…
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Suddenly it all went quiet, no more posts from the drunken entourage, it was all shutdown, but we later discovered the Skank hadn’t disappointed, as she went to the club in one of her most ridiculous outfits ever, oh it was a classic, oh how we laughed as the deluded twat thought she was still 18, competing with the younger Geordie Shore girls, it wasn’t a pleasant sight……
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Meanwhile SadBoy does appear to have gone for good, but he’s completely disappeared, apparently lurking around Essex hiding
Where’s Crawl, can you spot the little f*cker, he’s In here somewhere, though the upload of the photo has made the pic all blurry, so he’s very hard to find I think…..Where’s Crawl ?…
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So Skank returns to the MM, we believe many of the pets have been removed and found new homes, we are so thankful about this
Skank’s next stop are the plasterclasses with P, will P actually do them
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Finally I was personally heavily traumatised as Skank sang Kylie’s ‘Better The Devil You Know’, at The Panto. It was tragic, appalingly bad, and it was made far worse as she changed the lyrics to say ‘The Pwicey is back again’ at one point
I was quite upset about this, absolute sacrilege, but it was quite a good thing in the end, as I binge watched some Kylie over the weekend, and I laughed watching Kylie sing the same song to a packed Arena, while Skank was just shuffling around on what looked like a small stage to a few hundred people. It really shows her level now, oh how I smirked, who’s smug now Skank, that would be me
How Skank actually was…..
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How Skank thinks she was below
This is how it’s done Skank. Kylie at Earl’s Court, she played there 7 times, I went to 6 of those nights, I sound unhinged, I think I was a bit, well I was only 28 and I took a different person with me each time, cost me a fortunebut they were her best ever gigs. The Showgirl tour was just amazing, the costumes incredible, it was perfect, Kylie at her peak, yeah Skank you’re so not Kylie, the love for her here is crazy, you’ve never had or will ever have that adoration Skank In your dreams Skank, you are not worthy of singing Kylie. I love this performance so much and to think only 2 months later she was diagnosed with cancer, but she beat it she’s a fighter is Kylie, here’s a clip of Better The Devil as it should be done ….
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Did they get this info from tattle by any chance?Another scum article,
Katie Price gets close to MAFS star after split with fiance Carl
KATIE Price has been growing close to a Married At First Sight star following her split from ex-fiancé Carl Woods. The 45-year-old glamour girl announced her separation from on/off partner Carl wit…www.thesun.co.uk
He's a cheater too, perfect for each other!Another scum article,
Katie Price gets close to MAFS star after split with fiance Carl
KATIE Price has been growing close to a Married At First Sight star following her split from ex-fiancé Carl Woods. The 45-year-old glamour girl announced her separation from on/off partner Carl wit…www.thesun.co.uk
This caliber of egg is all she'll be able to attract now, drama queen feeding off another, he's so obviously a keeper & she'll be looking for a surrogate before she's got him on the car insurance & 15 new businesses they're setting up togevarrrHe sounds like a right arsehole! Perfect for the skank really
I’d love to know why the bitch thinks she can sing. I doubt if its possible to be anymore out of tune then she is. Yet she still carries on, with people falling over themselves to help her promote the so called music career.
And I predict that he will be the biggest she's ever had.....This caliber of egg is all she'll be able to attract now, drama queen feeding off another, he's so obviously a keeper & she'll be looking for a surrogate before she's got him on the car insurance & 15 new businesses they're setting up togevarrr
He sounds a prick, but if he's got any fucking sense he'll run a fucking mile. That rancid whore up close & personal must look like Freddy Krueger.. the smell as well.. nobody's gonna dip their wick in its cavernous whole. They'll never be seen again!I’ve no idea who this MAFS person is, and I’ve never seen MAFS, I don’t watch any of these type of shows, so I just ran a search on him. He has a proper job, runs a fashion brand and other business interests, he immediately fails her criteria of ‘no job’, as he has to be at her beck and call pretty much 24/7, drive her around, look after the kids and run her errands. Fails Madam’s other demands as well, being in a fashion business he’ll be around young models, she won’t allow that. There’s a chance he’ll get with her for a month, but he’ll run when she demands he pays her full attention. Nah we can bin him, this won’t work for Madam.
She really thinks she’s something doesn’t she. If there is a Mike within 4 miles she will make a grasp for it
He's the one, he's got his own business, he's a millionaire, he pays for everything, he puts me in my place, hes not fame hungry, were having kids together, were engaged, were getting married, my family love him, the kids love him, H already calls him daddy JJ, hes buying a house for us to live in with the kids there is probably something i've forgotten.And I predict that he will be the biggest she's ever had.....
OOh I wonder if she has warned KFP off? Things could get very interesting!!I think the MAFS story is fake news ….. this is much lore likely as they were both on MAFS and recently seen out and about together looking close …. KP will not get away with anything with this lady she is a tough cookie !
'He's the biggest I've ever had'He's the one, he's got his own business, he's a millionaire, he pays for everything, he puts me in my place, hes not fame hungry, were having kids together, were engaged, were getting married, my family love him, the kids love him, H already calls him daddy JJ, hes buying a house for us to live in with the kids there is probably something i've forgotten.
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