She feels sick? Really? Now she knows how we all feel on a daily basis being subjected to her constant lies
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f621.png)
. Dead behind the eyes......due to substance abuse
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
. So is she the first woman that's ever worked whilst having a sick relative, disabled child, money worries & a crap relationship?
She is absolutely pathetic
2 exclusives coming up....Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, BULLSHIT...in fact Katie Price was the first on the moon....she also even walked all the way there, in a pair of Laboutin stilettos...using nothing but her blinding teef for light, suffered 3 hijacks on the way by aliens, stopped off on Mars, Venus & Uranus to open disabled schools, flog bath bombs, eyelashes & hunt down vile "trowels", got a bit too close to the sun (hence her skin tone) & was still home in time to cook dinner for her 5 children
![Flexed biceps :muscle: 💪](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f4aa.png)
![Trophy :trophy: 🏆](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3c6.png)
Next exclusive....a secret documentary, "Finding
Crawl Cole Carl"...where she bravely reveals that in fact Derek is not the longest suffering patient...Carl is! He is courageously battling Skankyitis & continues to do so. It will feature his struggles with flogging tat, filters, Turkey teef, loving himself, tracksuits, a constant diet of takeaways, being the general dogsbody & laughing stock of a desperate has been....all whilst desperately trying to avoid fame *cough, splutter*