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Katie Price #274 Dear Walter Mitty, with your singular bitty, wish you’d disappear off to Butt Alabama City
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You know Kateslaw sounds a bit like Coleslaw.....which is also food and could also be a hashtag for some fake campaign Cole wants to do.
They could do the recipes!
She's also the sweetest, kindest human on the planet. I was standing next to someone she was chatting to and, as she was gesturing, she touched my hand which was cold. She stopped talking and turned to me and said "Oh, Darling, you're freezing" and she stood rubbing my hands the entire she spoke. It's no wonder she's known as Joanna Lovely.Just watching a bit of the coronation (not a monarchist, just intrigued at all the bling on show
33 years difference in age, Joanna looks way younger, 100x more stylish and is 100x the better woman in every area you can think of, why do our media pander to the likes of Skank….Go Jo
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She,s always got a big lump or two, they’re called Skanky and Sink boy.The Price clan's party will be a bit sparse I imagine, No Qween Kipper, so no Harvey, no Jett and Bunny.
Her cake looks a bit burnt actually. Just get one from Tesco or the Co-op Sophie, they do nice cakes for about 3 quid.
Also a cooking tip Sophie, before you spread the jam, warm it gently first a little bit which will make it flow better. That way you don't get the big lumps!
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Oh Phoebs what a beautiful story, love hearing people I think are wonderful, are truly like that in reality
Really struck me today seeing Joanna in that gorgeous outfit what a fabulous woman she is. Still think Patsy in AbFab is one of the finest comic creations ever, Joanna owned that role, stole every scene she was in, love her so much
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Just musing away in Ming palace and a thought comes to mind. Has Skanky ever been in the papers, red tops for doing anything nice. Something simple like Joanna Luverly has done. My recollections in my Palace of Doom are no, it,s all for coin, revenge and harrassment.
"Yeah an' see dis waggon fing, well I've ad wun betta dan dat wen Ize marryd Pete yer bleep..... deys jus coppyd MEeee anawl"
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Well it's not surprise to realise he's a Lying FLF then
Wonder if he is going to ‘kidnap’ KP 
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they are always offering a % off but they can not even shift the crap with the discount applied
She's just making money from a story, she must know that she would never get approved to adopt. Its just another way to make cash. Maybe try get a documentary made , which I very much doubt any tv company would buy. Think can be logged under the fantasy file, along with, netflix story of her life, another autobiography, another empire etc etc
We have so far not uncovered one single decent nor anywhere near nice thing it's ever said nor done for anybody or any thing else - it's only ever been "Awl abaaaht Meeeeeeeee" right from the start of it's tawdry career.
Take is as a Fact that its a scumbag user in every sense of the words
We have genuinely tried many times to come up with something good she's done. But there really is absolutely nothing. There is not a trace of any good deed to be found on line.
But I guess given the treatment of her own children & numerous animals, are we surprised?
She is 100% devoid of any feeling towards anyone other than herself
I wasn't going to watch it but it started raining again in Turkey. They had telly on so I just saw him get crowned.
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Nobody would want to rescue dat fing now would they?Nah he said 'high profile'
Only if by 'rescue' they mean take out the back and shoot!
That won't last long. Thing is she can't remove it from here lolThis comment
I think crawl is with her cos he's invested or maybe the other way round, it's clear there's no love, I think money is involved in some way
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