Following on from today's Coronation & keeping it royal....I've heard that after being booed today, Andrew has contacted Skanky to arrange an Only Fans colab.
This will be followed by a successful podcast.
He believes this will be the way to launch them back into the dizzy heights of fame.
He can clearly see that they are both somewhat unpopular with the entire country & indeed the world!
They both need money to pay for the upkeep of their houses.
He will give her tips on how to look good for charities whilst pocketing the cash.
She will teach him how to spot the difference between underage girls & those of age to consent. They will bond over their unfair treatment by exes, accusers, disloyal family, the press, the media, the public. They've both been accused of dreadful things. All of which are completely untrue.
Andrew is also considering coming out as Harvey's father. It will show that the royal family are most definitely not racist's. And will also prove that he has had "relation's" with someone over the age of 17 as Katie was in her 20's when Harvey was born. We are invited to watch along as they open up their lives & gain their places as the countries favourite royal & favourite celebrity.
I'm crying as I write this, it makes me so emotional.
@SmillieKylie please feel free to use this breaking news for your next edition of Skanky mag
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