Katie Price #274 Dear Walter Mitty, with your singular bitty, wish you’d disappear off to Butt Alabama City

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Was she ever offered an OBE or MBE?
I know she appears like a charity involved person, but I can’t place her with anything other than the trolls bill she was trying to get passed through Parliament, even though she herself is an internet troll and convicted of revenge porn.
It’s a funny world isn’t it.
She was on the beg for one because she's very self-effacing and modest.... (cough....) She hasn't got one though as I'm not sure they give them to convicted drug/drink drivers.

 
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Was she ever offered an OBE or MBE?
I know she appears like a charity involved person, but I can’t place her with anything other than the trolls bill she was trying to get passed through Parliament, even though she herself is an internet troll and convicted of revenge porn.
It’s a funny world isn’t it.
It was something to do with when that Anna Kennedy woman got her gong.
The skank was pretty peeved then announced she ought to be in line for similar probably because it was Her Son that Kennedy was using, thus Mummy ought to have precedence when it comes to collecting Awards for Harvey. In any case we have still yet to come up with one single NICE THING it has ever said or done for anything nor anybody, let alone a Charitable Cause therefore its never going to get the Damehood it thinks it deserves :)
 
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I can't imagine Her Majesty Queen Camilla as a dog lover and frequent visitor of Battersea (saw the Paul O'Grady doc which mentioned it) would ever give an animal abusing, never does anything nice for anyone not even her own children, total thicko, chavvy, entitled BIATCH any type of honour EVER!
 
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The only honour I'd give it is a one way trip to The Rack in the Tower of London.
On the positive side though skanky, you'd be at least six inches taller and considerably thinner after the escapade - just call it "anuvva serjerry" :ROFLMAO:
 
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No sign of her at Murcia airport this morning, but the Stansted flight left before mine so she could have been on that.
 
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The only honour I'd give it is a one way trip to The Rack in the Tower of London.
On the positive side though skanky, you'd be at least six inches taller and considerably thinner after the escapade - just call it "anuvva serjerry" :ROFLMAO:
Awww a wee bit of nice☕Rita on Westcrack fred.
 
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Maybe he’s just her bodyguard, she very rarely wears her ring out these days, fence got graffitied, the post bock incident, maybe she owes the wrong sort of people now 🤔
Oooh DC, quite a good shout, think you might be onto something, (paid hire for that costs £1000s, he’s a pound-shop version) hadn’t thought of him as a bodyguard, mainly because he looks like he’s all mouth and no action, but he does have height, so in her eyes he could offer some sort of protection and deterrent if anyone came for her, she might be able run away. despite her poorly trotters, while he’s gets pounded into the ground. So ‘bodyguard ‘ (I use that term very loosely) can be added to his list of duties 👍🏾😁
 
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Oooh DC, quite a good shout, think you might be onto something, (paid hire for that costs £1000s, he’s a pound-shop version) hadn’t thought of him as a bodyguard, mainly because he looks like he’s all mouth and no action, but he does have height, so in her eyes he could offer some sort of protection and deterrent if anyone came for her, she might be able run away. despite her poorly trotters, while he’s gets pounded into the ground. So ‘bodyguard ‘ (I use that term very loosely) can be added to his list of duties 👍🏾😁
Bodycunt! 🤣
 
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Oooh DC, quite a good shout, think you might be onto something, (paid hire for that costs £1000s, he’s a pound-shop version) hadn’t thought of him as a bodyguard, mainly because he looks like he’s all mouth and no action, but he does have height, so in her eyes he could offer some sort of protection and deterrent if anyone came for her, she might be able run away. despite her poorly trotters, while he’s gets pounded into the ground. So ‘bodyguard ‘ (I use that term very loosely) can be added to his list of duties 👍🏾😁
Bodyguard? More like a bleeping Limpet and about as much use as a chocolate teapot.
The only thing SB is any good at punching is skanky so not a lot of use if he's supposed to be "protecting it" :)
 
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He’d be hard pressed to guard a fire, let alone anything else. All mouth and (too tight) trousers.
 
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She was on the beg for one because she's very self-effacing and modest.... (cough....) She hasn't got one though as I'm not sure they give them to convicted drug/drink drivers.

I’m gobsmacked. Not only is she deluded & arrogant, she’s insane. Laughable. Think in her case MBE stands for Mutilated, Barren, Egocentric. She’s an habitual CRIMINAL. Should be in jail.
 
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What she actually means is she can’t afford a studio or a photographer/make up artist/hairdresser for a professional photo shoot so some twit takes photos on an iPhone whilst she changes in the car.
She is just pathetic now!
 
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