Katie Price #274 Dear Walter Mitty, with your singular bitty, wish you’d disappear off to Butt Alabama City

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Wasn't she supposed to be doing a documentary about having a baby anyway? Or IVF? Or some other rubbish?
Indeed, it’s on my list I complied back when she was first throwing out all her plans for 2023 She’s added loads more things since, that Panto, turning MM into a Nail and Hair salon, training to inject Botox etc….but yes she said back in February that a documentary about having a baby was coming

February list…

Third series of MM
New documentary on BBC with H
New show about ‘Having a Baby’ on C4
Loads more Only Fans, reminds her of Loaded/FHM days
Just picking and choosing loads of TV work
Theatre Tour end of The Summer
Big parties this year
Junior 18th 13th June
Princess16th 29th June
Harvey 21st, looking for a big club venue for a Barney themed nightclub event 27th May

Big comeback in 2023, she KNOWS she’s back
New Perfumes
New Make-up line
New Underwear line
New Swimwear line
New Calendars
New Music, Album release
Bringing out a range of mobility scooters….yes she actually said this
Still wants to train as a paramedic, deffo gonna do it
 
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Ah, the bullshit list, good job.
 
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Seen him 5 times. First time with The Ants at Southampton Gaumont Theatre when I was 9. Last time Brighton in 2019. He’s still got it, great sex appeal without trying too hard. Unlike KP who tries so hard but constantly fails to be sexy.
 
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My auntie used to have one of those and I used to love braiding it whenever I went round there! She wasn't impressed!
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Perhaps she's recycling her old boob implants in her butt?
 
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My auntie used to have one of those and I used to love braiding it whenever I went round there! She wasn't impressed!
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Perhaps she's recycling her old boob implants in her butt?
Maybe she was scared to keep them in the safe while she was away, since she said they are worth a million quid
 
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Haha yes they could do a Sheldon, break in and clean it!
 
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