Are any of us surprised, No but it's about time the RSPCA started to do something about this cnut and her accesories i wont say her pets as she doesn'tcare for them . I've got a dog , 2cats and 2kids ( want more pets but don't have the funds to care for them) I clean my floors etc several times a day because they deserve a clean home .
I love that we are all animal-lovers and care for our little darlings like they are one of the family, so here's a little joke for y'all:
Kipper walks into the vet with a hedge-hog and demands to be seen immediately. The vet carefully places the the creature onto the examination table and checks its vital signs.
'I'm terribly sorry, but your hedge-hog is dead.'
'It can't be dead! What am I gonna tell the kids? You have to do something - check again.'
The vet measures heart rate, breathing, movement, anything for signs of life, but no, the pet does not respond to mouth-to-mouth resusitation either......
Kipper screams at him 'You're inept, useless, and I demand a 2nd opinion!'
'Okay, says the vet, let's try something else.'
The vet leaves the consultation room but shortly returns with a beautiful Labrador. The dog gets onto his hind legs, smells and nudges the hedge-hog, but still no response. He gives a little whimper, puts his tail between his legs and with sad eyes wanders out of the room.
'See, I told you it's dead' said the vet to ms Kipper 'and there's absolutely nothing I can do!'
Kipper rages; 'I don't believe you - maybe it's just a coma?'
Sighing deeply, the vet leaves the room and shortly returns with the most beautiful Persian and lifts it onto the table. It sniffs around with its ears back and lets out a mournful meowl before jumping down and legging it from the room.
'Is that enough proof for you ms Kipper? Your pet has undoubtedly crossed the Rainbow Bridge, and that will be £450 please.'
'£450 just to tell me that our pet has died - you gotta be joking FFS!'
To which the vet retorted;
'It would've only been £50 but I've had to add on for the Lab report and Cat scan!'