Katie Price #270 She can't sing, She can't dance, and she's got the body of spongebob square pants!
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It's quite straight forward to get a story corrected without getting legal, a report can be done to IPSO and they should take action, yet she makes it sound so much more dramatic by saying she would have to get solicitors involvedWhen the Mutt tells us not to believe everything you read in the papers. This is one of them because she wasn't even there. Funny how she doesn't correct them on THIS
or as you say, if the story is a load of bollox, surely just state that on your Instagram, then the press can withhold any payment to your 'source'. 
Simples.
"I'm Cinderella in Sleeping Beauty....".... Brilliant Kylie. I really wish you would start publishing these in real life...Morning Tattlers, wonder whatthis Skank will throw at us this week, been an onslaught of nonsense of late
New Skanky Magazine hitting the shelves today, featuring new projects sheβs going to be talking about on her next LIVE Instagram. Have to say it was a real punch to the stomach this morning reading about the collaboration with my Kylie, absolutely reeling about this news, potential tour as well with herTotally gutted, whatβs Kylie thinking, just hoping and praying itβs Skanky talking bollox as usual
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Oooo... Great minds think alike Migs... I hadn't seen your comment until after I'd posted mine...!"I'm Cinderella in Sleeping Beauty"
Desperately trying to not cry with laughter in the office, but these magazine covers are absolute gold! Just need someone to do the complete articles now....Morning Tattlers, wonder what
New Skanky Magazine hitting the shelves today, featuring new projects sheβs going to be talking about on her next LIVE Instagram. Have to say it was a real punch to the stomach this morning reading about the collaboration with my Kylie, absolutely reeling about this news, potential tour as well with her
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P.S make sure you copyright, don't want KP nicking all your ideas!
HaHa, sorry DCDesperately trying to not cry with laughter in the office, but these magazine covers are absolute gold! Just need someone to do the complete articles now....
P.S make sure you copyright, don't want KP nicking all your ideas!
Well when Iβm sitting on my sun bed (Hat on, Sunscreen on..,unlike Skank) this Summer, might deliver a full magazine, all articles included 
Currently Skank copyrights the articles in Skanky Magazine (Honestly itβs not me Guv ) so I canβt publish them online, might have a word with Edna and see if she will let the full magazine be published as she deals with all Skank correspondence. If you catch Edna in the right mood sheβs very agreeable to things Thereβs bound to be a Skanky Holiday Special Magazine coming out this summer, watch this space
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Surely she'll be one of the ugly sisters no chance of her getting her broken trotter into the Glass Slipper. Cinders is always portrayed, pre going to the ball, as cleaning the house. Fat chance of that, though she could use the broom to tootle off to Turkey to get more surgery.
Please don't ridicule or admonish me, I now have to reveal that my parents had MANGO CHUTNEY with their spaghetti bolognese. Oh, the shame, I may never leave my abode again.
Oh..... That's okay then....!
"I do use a bit of face tune. "Do I look like that? Clearly not."
Katie Price fans left horrified as she appears totally different in new Instagram snap | The Sun
"I do use a bit of face tune. "Do I look like that? Clearly not."
Katie Price fans left horrified as she appears totally different in new Instagram snap | The Sun
Cakky,I love sprinkling curry powder on me stew/cassearsehole.Please don't ridicule or admonish me, I now have to reveal that my parents had MANGO CHUTNEY with their spaghetti bolognese. Oh, the shame, I may never leave my abode again.
Ooh, that sounds nice, it's good fun experimenting with different flavours xx
That's an interesting idea. I LOVE mango chutney on bacon sandwiches.Please don't ridicule or admonish me, I now have to reveal that my parents had MANGO CHUTNEY with their spaghetti bolognese. Oh, the shame, I may never leave my abode again.
I salute your parents Cakky.
And it pounced on him as Second Choice. I suppose he can blame entire miserable episode as being down to Mentawl 'Elf now.
I don't think Italians put them in carbonara. Usually just egg, parmesan and ham. I think like carrots in spag bol it's a bit of British bastardised version.
Only thing with carrots is Sofrito,chopped onion,carrots,celery p,fresh garlic,to start off the spag sauce.
I chop chillies into my carbonara , often add mushrooms too to bulk it up a bit .
And a spoonful of chutney into a curry works , something my Dad used to do
I was wondering why Pete ( yoo coooont!) was doing an interview in The Times, it says something about him doing children's
books. Skank will be fuming! So far she only wants to relaunch Skanky Magazine but our Smiliekylie has beat her to it!
books. Skank will be fuming! So far she only wants to relaunch Skanky Magazine but our Smiliekylie has beat her to it!
From SB'S insta, next holiday or windup
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10PM, she will still be late arriving!
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Is H being wheeled-out for this one?
What sort of a bleeping loony wants to Meet & Greet dis fing anyway? FFS
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