So who's going to look after the kids when she's in Liverpool for the panto and she can't bloody rehearse via zoom and that's SB's hummer don't the red tops ever stop bullshitting
Katie Price #268 Is Skanky moddlin' fake Gucci kegs with sink boy & his little Max Wall legs?
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This is the stuff of nightmares
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Eagerly awaiting the tea.
I was literally thinking the same!Kylie contemplates rushing out to Tesco to get more wine, Kylie knows it’s a Monday, Kylie doesn’t like to drink on a Monday but she reckons she might require wine with this
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It's a bit 'meta' as the kids would say, Skankie's face repeated on her other body partsThis is the stuff of nightmares
Yep in the back of a pub.
Oooo thanks
It was hardly surprising this would happen though! X
There is no way she can do panto. I hope they've got an understudy or three. Autonomous script learning followed by rehearsals, up to 2/3 shows a day, she'd be off her tits cussing and swearing by the break of the matinee. I don't think her brain could retain a scrip anymore.. Oh, and Kips can't even show up to her own events, so...
That's it
She’ll try to wing it, then if she is slated will pull out the (call me Mystic Bless), “ I have mental ‘elf cos of vile two’ll s telling me the only thing iI can act, is the eeijit.”I didn't factor in rehearsals
Will the “amazing 3d effects be the appearance of Grant and Phil the tits?
Oh, she can't wait to take the kids with her to make memories, apparently..... of her making a complete tit of herself. She can't even manage masterclasses sat on her arse, now panto
yeah, ok Kipper, you won't last a week and that's just the rehearsals
It’s always old bollocks with the skank, prob a lease vehicle through a company, the bleeping thing is Bankrupt can’t get credit , , you’d think it had more money than bill gates, gives the impression it’s doing better than before it went bankrupt, if that was the case bleeping thing wouldn’t still be bankrupt, bit like that Stephen bear wanker , they’re all at it , it’s all on top as we used to say , notes wrapped around a wad of newspaper, The rancid cow and dickwad haven’t got duck all , all disposable money , still waiting for a Krustie to show me a picture of Carwash snogging Skanky like I asked, ok Carwash snogging slimey will do
Would she not need insurance for panto as well, who's going to pay the premiums for a junkie?
What time's this tea? My gran always used to like her tea on the table at 4 o'clock sharp.
Update on my own post, husband is getting Kylie wine on his way home, Kylie is glad she didn’t choose a wanker like Sink-Boy as a partner, Kylie chose well, and it looks like Kylie is also a bit of a wrong’un as she will be drinking on a MondayKylie contemplates rushing out to Tesco to get more wine, Kylie knows it’s a Monday, Kylie doesn’t like to drink on a Monday but she reckons she might require wine with this
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I am watching you all. Behave now 
Oi Kipper, what did you have for dinner?
Stop dissing my beauty. I'm gorgeous lol
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