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Katie Price #268 Is Skanky moddlin' fake Gucci kegs with sink boy & his little Max Wall legs?
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Ooooooo..... Is it okay to admit that I'm already ahead of you... On a Monday afternoon too.... *Sigh... thinks: Batnan is not good for my health....*Kylie contemplates rushing out to Tesco to get more wine, Kylie knows it’s a Monday, Kylie doesn’t like to drink on a Monday but she reckons she might require wine with this
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Probably a Mentawl 'Elf Isshoo will prevent her performing right at the last minute - after she's binned the fee of course. Cue Get Out Letter from 'Otel Pwiowy
Oooooo..... Oooooo..... Oooooo..... Can I audition for the Handsome Prince do you think...?Trying not to wet myself....
(Shall we take bets on how long she'll last.... runs from 16th to 30th December 2023...!!)
(ps: She's starring at Carabosse who is a wicked fairy, although I think that part would be far more suitable for Sink Boy...)
Katie Price to star in the M&S Bank Arena's 2023 Christmas pantomime
Sleeping Beauty will run at The Auditorium at M&S Bank Arena, from 16th until 30th December 2023 and Katie Price will take the lead role.theguideliverpool.com
Once upon a time in a Pantoland far, far away, a beautiful princess is cursed by the evil Carbosse to perish on her 21st birthday by pricking her finger on a spinning wheel. Thanks to The Fairy, Sleeping Beauty falls into a deep sleep that can only be broken by her one true love. Will the handsome prince come to her rescue, fight the dragon, destroy Caraboss, and save the day?
Bankrupt Katie Price spotted driving £50k Hummer after two-year driving ban
KATIE Price is back behind the wheel after being banned for a booze and cocaine-fuelled car crash. Our exclusive pictures show the bankrupt 44-year-old in the drivers’ seat of a brand new Hum…
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Half three and I have already poured a glass in anticipationKylie contemplates rushing out to Tesco to get more wine, Kylie knows it’s a Monday, Kylie doesn’t like to drink on a Monday but she reckons she might require wine with this
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So been obsessed with my poorly cat at the mo, but have been keeping an eye out, and just had to say if it attends rehearsals , learns it’s lines , two performances a day over Christmas , I might say the bleeping thing has changed, BUT ! she’s tried it before, Every time the crowd shouted out”He’s behind you” it spread its legs and bent overTrying not to wet myself....
(Shall we take bets on how long she'll last.... runs from 16th to 30th December 2023...!!)
(ps: She's starring at Carabosse who is a wicked fairy, although I think that part would be far more suitable for Sink Boy...)
Katie Price to star in the M&S Bank Arena's 2023 Christmas pantomime
Sleeping Beauty will run at The Auditorium at M&S Bank Arena, from 16th until 30th December 2023 and Katie Price will take the lead role.
Well she "lives" there a lot "sofa-surfing", plus the drug dealer fiancé is a scouser AND she did a very small bit of panto last ChristmasOh but they may offer it to Westcrack
Go Team Westcrack!
How would you get that massive head through the mangle?
My Savvy B is chilling away in readiness!!Kylie contemplates rushing out to Tesco to get more wine, Kylie knows it’s a Monday, Kylie doesn’t like to drink on a Monday but she reckons she might require wine with this
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She is just making a mockery of the bankruptcy
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my thoughts exactly, I predict 3 at the most
Of course me dear!
isnt that carols?Well this has just come out, but these are staged....Bankrupt Katie Price spotted driving £50k Hummer after two-year driving ban
KATIE Price is back behind the wheel after being banned for a booze and cocaine-fuelled car crash. Our exclusive pictures show the bankrupt 44-year-old in the drivers’ seat of a brand new Hum…
Skankabosse will lure Pwintz Chowmein away from Sleeping Beauty easily.
"Oi geezer! Yeah yew in dem tights! Lissun Ize got a bitta twubble dahn dere.................................... yeah me tampons got stuck and I neyds yew ter pull it aht........................................................."
Curtain falls rapidly
It's looking out to make sure she doesn't break her trotters again.
I have tried walking with my toe stuck up, I can't do it
She can't keep a lid on her finances doing something like this. Even if on finance, she's going to draw so much public anger and scrutiny.
or hows about None of the Above? Thats more like it
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