Katie Price #262 Stumpy Dumpy fell off a wall, her egg has cracked & will be her down-fall!

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Can't even spell spaghetti & since when was ginger puree an ingredient in bolognese sauce!
Apparently, unknown to the rest of the world, spagetti(sic) bolognese originated in Asia.... (cough....)
 
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#askstan Stan I have a narc in my life, I thought everyone knew who it was but the papers reported it was Cole. Why would I post anything about that irrelevant clown? What can I do to make it obvious who the narc is in my life without being sued?
 
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could it be AFP or SFP 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
maybe they have said to stop the on /off with Cole and she’s tossing her toys out the pram saying they controlling her, her ex’s aren’t really in her life so it can’t be them surely or is it aimed at that Kirsty for following cole,
Could be her brother Danny, he is rarely pictured with her any more, he never manages a mention on KP's IG
 
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#askstan Stan I have a narc in my life, I thought everyone knew who it was but the papers reported it was Cole. Why would I post anything about that irrelevant clown? What can I do to make it obvious who the narc is in my life without being sued?
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#askStan.... I've been looking for suitable backdrops to my next photoshoot. Do you know where there might be a prevalence of bins... or, possibly, dead rats?
 
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Wonder if she has sold all her bras, knickers, books etc, not mentioned Kpmemoribilia for ages. Another 5 minute wonder as no one wants to buy her tat.
And the framed kisses from her Herpes riddled lips. YUK, no thanks🤮
 
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Dear Ask Stan;
My OH is planning to cook a Fussy Bollock-Knees for supper, and recommends a smidgen of Ginger to the sauce.
I'm not so keen on the idea.
Is a dollop of Brunette or Blonde preferable - what do you fink?
A trollop of blonde maybe a pinch of pubica brunette and finish with grated ch'nees. 🤣
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#askstan Stan I have a narc in my life, I thought everyone knew who it was but the papers reported it was Cole. Why would I post anything about that irrelevant clown? What can I do to make it obvious who the narc is in my life without being sued?
I don't think you can sue yourself, so just go for it in a midnight rant on social media. 😘
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#askStan.... I've been looking for suitable backdrops to my next photoshoot. Do you know where there might be a prevalence of bins... or, possibly, dead rats?
There's an absolute tit hole in Horsham woman's never home always on holiday gates normally open plenty of rubbish and dead animals littering the the place, should be just what you need. 😘
 
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She’s off again…. 🙄 No doubt pacifying him!
This is something I will never get. I think it's completely wrong and disrespectful to go through anyone's phone, unless it's your child (safety and all that). But as for other adults - no! The trust should be there otherwise you're with the wrong person!
Anyone who has messaged you, has messaged you and not your partner.
I'd be absolutely horrified if a private and personal message that I sent to a friend was seen by their partner! Luckily my friends partners are not insecure like that.
But it's an invasion of the privacy and trust of everyone who has messaged you and you alone, if you allow your partner to snoop in your phone.
My family know my code and can unlock my phone but they'd never go through it, out of respect for the rest of my family and friends.
 
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This is something I will never get. I think it's completely wrong and disrespectful to go through anyone's phone, unless it's your child (safety and all that). But as for other adults - no! The trust should be there otherwise you're with the wrong person!
Anyone who has messaged you, has messaged you and not your partner.
I'd be absolutely horrified if a private and personal message that I sent to a friend was seen by their partner! Luckily my friends partners are not insecure like that.
But it's an invasion of the privacy and trust of everyone who has messaged you and you alone, if you allow your partner to snoop in your phone.
My family know my code and can unlock my phone but they'd never go through it, out of respect for the rest of my family and friends.
Exactly this. The fact she thinks this is the benchmark of a successful relationship is off the scale fucked up.
 
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#AskStan whenever I post cryptic messages, the media keep thinking they're aimed at Cole and not the real person. How do I get away with being a troll and not breaking one of my very many restraining orders?
 
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Exactly this. The fact she thinks this is the benchmark of a successful relationship is off the scale fucked up.
Crux of it is that she thinks everybody is the same kind of person as she is.
Lying, cheating, disrespectful, law breaking and untrustworthy.
Feel free to add to the list!
 
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#AskStan whenever I post cryptic messages, the media keep thinking they're aimed at Cole and not the real person. How do I get away with being a troll and not breaking one of my very many restraining orders?
I have a lady friend with multiple social media accounts use one of those if plod or anyone suspects it's you claim your account was hacked or blame one of your kids she's got away with it plenty of times. 😘
 
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She’s off again…. 🙄 No doubt pacifying him!
why would she think its ok to go through someone elses phone ? NO TRUST, NO FUTURE, skanky
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I have Skanky in the Celebrity Death Match.

It was unfortunately won today with the very sad passing of the lovely Paul O’Grady. I so wish I had won. There’s no justice in this world.
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She’s off again
so posts not aimed at cole can only be..........yes, you skanky, you dozy old bint !
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Could be her brother Danny, he is rarely pictured with her any more, he never manages a mention on KP's IG
I think she means KH, hes still in her life via the kids and she ALWAYS blames her exes for EVERYTHING !
 
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why would she think its ok to go through someone elses phone ? NO TRUST, NO FUTURE, skanky
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so posts not aimed at cole can only be..........yes, you skanky, you dozy old bint !
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I think she means KH, hes still in her life via the kids and she ALWAYS blames her exes for EVERYTHING !
KH was my first thought, for his sake and the kids I hope she doesn't start all that abuse again, accusing him of all sorts. Even if she does break restraining order again she won't get punished.
 
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Well this looks nothing like her, what filter is it using now? One eye bigger than the other & face Orange.
Short recap:

Relationship on/off like a bathroom tap. She's put her bum in the custard by P!ssing / ripping off a fur clothing company (who hopefully will get loads of bad press from association with her & their cruel trade). Has some pictures taken, dragging Harvey around some random streets & been in/out of beauty/nail/hair salons, yet still looks :poop:. Both have definitely had work done to their tombstone teeth, so crept out of the country incognito somehow (she sure has passports in other names/wears a disguise).
2 weeks until BH & we think she'll be on holiday for that:sick:. Doesn't seem at all worried about losing house or that she owes nearly £4M to creditors. Bankruptcy seems a joke to her & blaming 2 other people, for her overspending, who we assume is PA, KH or AR. Clearly she's either brain damaged (alcohol/drugs) or she really has completely lost the plot & arrogant, believes nobody & nothing can touch her. Nobody seems to know whats happening to Jett & Bunny (school/welfare) & who looks after them while she's roaming around, spaced out, like a dirty old Tom (no offence meant to Tom Cats❤) on catnip. I do not believe she will rise out of the ashes of this mess, like a phoenix, but going on passed record, wonder if/when she will get her comeuppance.
Let's hope & pray something happens.
In the meantime, my thoughts are with Paul O'Grady's friends & family ❤:cry:- The good die young (only 67), while the Mutant is still very much alive & kicking & still taking the P!ss,, begging for freebie's & selling her stinking, dirty old tat online.
like a phoenix but with wonky eyes and mangy feathers
 
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Why’s she even asking that?! Surely she hasn’t got a chance in hell.
she got more chance of winning mastermind, with herself as the specialist subject 😂 but then again, she lies so much apart from talking about herself and blaming all her exes, would she even answer any questions, with all the everchanging , multiple answers ?
 
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#263 Out from the attic, Cole has been summoned.
But Kipper's still obsessed with the poor ex husband
 
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A loose women comeback, didn't all the panelists dislike skank and every time she was on the ratings dropped and they received complaints about her. duck off you desperate twit what have you promised sink boy this time to stick around last time you gave him a bit part in the MM show have you told him "if i get back on loose women i'll make sure you get an #askcarl agony uncle slot or you'll be seen daily sat in a dark corner". 🤣
 
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