Please let it be so. I need a good laugh.
Katie Price #259 Couldn't be bothered to wash her kegs, so had them tattooed on instead!
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Sink Boy's attic is full of the shoes KP puts on when she walks on his balls. That's why he's thrilled.There’s also Sink-Boy’s attic room, look at him there, loving it he is, Sink-Boy approves of her decorating taste, well I don’t think he has a choice, what madam wants, madam gets
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Probably I wouldn’t be surprised skanky needs the pictures
When SB was allowed An Opinion on Trampy he was trying to get her to paint it in neutrals as I recall. Now look at it
Oh it would be fun.Pricey showcasing the norks of doom in a frontless , backless see through nylon blouse-ette woo hooing like a loon with missing teef.
“ Joon-yer....JOON-YER....Sing Slide for Mummy......You’re my world.....A hole noo wuuuuuuurld
“yeah my point exactly! If you did feel the cut you would yell, no way could you just grit your teeth and not tell anyone!
The developers will be queuing up to buy it. That dual carriageway has numerous new developments springing up on field sites so an already in place residential plot with access to the main road would be very desirable.
She said the texts were screen shotted though, which clearly means the person wanted to keep them to use/show at some point later down the road.
Oh how we laugh....but imagine how poor J feels 🫤 Trying to make a career & stand on your own 2 feet. And that sIag is your mother...a failed washed up plastic scarred old woman whose fandango has been seen by the world & poked by 847,999,000 "the one"Oh it would be fun.Pricey showcasing the norks of doom in a frontless , backless see through nylon blouse-ette woo hooing like a loon with missing teef.
“ Joon-yer....JOON-YER....Sing Slide for Mummy......You’re my world.....A hole noo wuuuuuuurld
I suppose if that's your normal you get used to it. But hell, I can think of 10,000 other famous women I'd rather be calling "mum".
Hmmmm sounds like what she does
Kieran hasn't the kids back so she's not in jail, something must have fallen out or exploded and she's in for repairSomething definitely up in skanky land,,no pictures from the entertainment and VIP party from that Welsh plaster class, no pictures from mother's day, skanks been silent since Friday. The only time skanks this silent is when she sneaks off for repair work or she's in trouble and thinking of a way to deflect and blame someone else.
Even the silicone strip to fix the dress in position can’t keep them incased
I didn’t even know she was popular,I think it was just being noticed by media,I’d never heard of her,this was way before her real Jordan days.I think.
Doubt she'll show up, my money is she's in for repair, no way she'll have missed out on world's best muvvah without good reason.Oh how we laugh....but imagine how poor J feels 🫤 Trying to make a career & stand on your own 2 feet. And that sIag is your mother...a failed washed up plastic scarred old woman whose fandango has been seen by the world & poked by 847,999,000 "the one"
I suppose if that's your normal you get used to it. But hell, I can think of 10,000 other famous women I'd rather be calling "mum".
It could also mean they knew KP was a complete nutter and it was to prove the texts weren't anything like what she was saying.
Katie Price #260 Was it REALLY Mothers Day cos KPs off and away-to fix ITS Turkey-Teef, but NOT in L.A.
In for repair. Perfect description. Pretty sure she would fail the MOT, both physically and emotionally.
The lack of mother's day posts are perplexing and smacks of the Christmas saga. Not another runaway horse?
She couldn’t be nicked could she? On bail etc keeping schtum? Just a dream I’ve had.
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