Katie Price #259 Couldn't be bothered to wash her kegs, so had them tattooed on instead!

[geordiegirl]

Thanks to @Stapleyourtongue for the new thread!

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Katie Price #258 classy bikini showing her clunge, eggs queuing up to take the plunge 🤢

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tattle.life

She’s been the gift that keeps giving this week; it finally landed back in the UK with kids and Slymi Rymi in tow with Cole the Mug picking them up and their luggage. Hoods went up when they saw the paps that Cole must’ve called to prove that they were a couple. It palmed the kids off somewhere for a Cardiff hair masterclass the next day when she appeared her usually late self with Slymi and Cole in tow. More fool the people that paid for tickets to see her.

Looks like we’ll be getting Harvey pics rolled out as she’s seeing him this week and hopefully KH will get his kids back at some point.

As you were Krusties!
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Some cracking photos from the last thread:

 

[Pom Bear]

@Pom Bear could you possibly do your magic with a ‘Cryptic Cole’ pic? Something like sink boy wearing a turban or something??? I don’t have the materials….
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@Stan Butler reckon one of the valley girls sparked her out and she lost some teeth? They dont take any crap round there.

I've had a go, I've not read the thread so I take a guess and added Cole in three types of turban..bath turban, religious turban and fashion turban. Hope they ok, love from Pom xx.
If I've got it wrong I be back tomorrow night for any other suggestions xx

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He'd make a fab Mystic Meg

One for tomorrow xx

 

[DC16]

 

[DC16]

 

[DC16]

The comments on the Daily Mail
I was especially taken with this one:
Here comes Wayne and waynetta slob show casing the casual look, designer jogging bottoms both from Primark. Wayne and waynetta complete their look with false brilliant white emulsion teeth , both from Turkey. Waynettas hair courtsey of wigs are us!

 

[DustyDolly]

 

[Stan Butler]

Morning everyone
Not much to recap. The homecoming wasn't as expected as someone tipped off the pap (probably sink boy as revenge for being ordered home from Thailand) so skank, slymi Rymi were caught in the wild so no backgrid fee, sink boy picking up and outing skank after she'd claimed she was single so next day they were back together staged pap walk by backgrid then to the salon for 6hrs then onto Wales were skank arrived 2hrs late off her tits on sniff and was greeted by someone shouting "finally" to which skank looked pissed off about sat in the chair for her make over and looked worse after pointy chin had finished. All the while leaving her cherished mentally damage youngest children who skank can't leave alone day or night with some babysitter while she, sink boy, slymi Rymi did a hotel three way.

 

[caroleffinbaskin]

Morning everyone
Not much to recap. The homecoming wasn't as expected as someone tipped off the pap (probably sink boy as revenge for being ordered home from Thailand) so skank, slymi Rymi were caught in the wild so no backgrid fee, sink boy picking up and outing skank after she'd claimed she was single so next day they were back together staged pap walk by backgrid then to the salon for 6hrs then onto Wales were skank arrived 2hrs late off her tits on sniff and was greeted by someone shouting "finally" to which skank looked pissed off about sat in the chair for her make over and looked worse after pointy chin had finished. All the while leaving her cherished mentally damage youngest children who skank can't leave alone day or night with some babysitter while she, sink boy, slymi Rymi did a hotel three way. View attachment 2034843View attachment 2034845View attachment 2034847View attachment 2034848View attachment 2034849

They literally look like they’re gonna ask to tarmac my drive.

 

[NoodleNips]

Bunny is with KH at some kind of roller disco - she still has those ridiculous braids in, no sign of Jett.

 

[Maggiemaynot]

Aww, how cute is this? Skanky Price in sweet nod to Neil from the Young Ones.
Again.

Adorable.

It doesn’t half bring tears to one’s eyes.

 

[DC16]

but she knew he was lying when he said we had tried to contact her management because she does not have any management(except Ryan for her backgrid pictures)so they have not even thought about her or he would have known this
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just waiting for her so called fans to start with the comments she looks pregnant,(she as put on weight and as that glow,really sat on her arse for a month and fake tan)(then we will get the pictures of her with the hand on the belly)

I think he meant that they tried to contact her years ago, got no response, so then they gave up trying to contact her anymore, especially recently. It’s only now the big prime time tv work has more or less dried up that she is interested again. Although it seems a holiday was more important than the cooking show and the debate at the Cambridge Union, using the kids mental health as an excuse.
I think we will be bombarded with backgrid pictures while Ryan is around.
All I can say is things are happening behind the scenes with regards to everything. I can’t elaborate, sorry.

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

I think she had a letter & call from SS or someone legal, stating court proceeding are being taken & she must allow access for Kieran to see kids. Personally, I think she only allowed Bunny to see him, because she knows she’s groomed her enough to stay relatively quiet, where as Jett loves his daddy & may break down to him & say too much. OR, Jett being such a sensitive little lad, she’s really made him believe Kieran doesn’t love him since new baby & he’s sad & doesn’t want to see his daddy. Or she’s said things to frighten him. I 100% believe she’s said terrible things to the kids. IF/ when they are interviewed by SS, it will come out.

I fully believe that, too, Willow. There's no way she's not been in the lads ear spouting her hatred. If KH does get them back, he's got a hell of a job ahead of him unpicking the damage she will have done.
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Just wanted to add: The comment he made last night on his insta about not going away with M and A on holiday as he's saving to buy a bigger house for his family - I hope that's a sign he believes the kids are going back to him soon. *fingers crossed*

 

[bubblefairy03]

All I see is when I look at her name on the wall is KATIE PRICK

 

[WillowTree21]

Very telling that Amy isn’t at the prom dress shopping either, it’s Mother’s Day weekend after all. KP will probably get the shop to bill PA!

Apparently she looks terrible. Her hair is dreadful & aged a lot. Hardly surprising when she’s had a lung transplant at 70. Still using oxygen. She won’t want to be seen like that, plus she’s very weak & thin. She won’t have the mutant near her. She’s on many, many drugs & can’t afford to catch even a cold as her immune system is fragile. Any bacterial infection could be fatal & the mutant must be riddled with all sorts.

 

[WillowTree21]

So true, look at them, I’m so getting a hate-each-other vibe every time I see them pictured together It’s so over, it’s not a relationship anymore just a business arrangement, as it’s been for a while in my book

Few except the hard-of-thinking fans believe their rubbish about it anymore, comments pages in the red-tops just take the piss and look at his IG, (extracts below) games up Skank, and Crawl you really are a wretched pathetic spineless creature playing along, even people who follow you have had enough but sure as night follows day they pretend they are an item.

Kinda loving it, must be such misery living like this, stay together for a while yet please, have another big public bust-up, that would be lovely, you know you want to, it’s great to see the long faces, looks like absolute loathing …..bit of karma for us this ‘relationship’

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'Price will destroy you Carl Woods' - Like locking the gate after the horse has bolted - way too late.
He has been destroyed already. Comes across as a wet sap, who looks nothing like his filtered pictures. A glorified driver at madam's beck & call, like Parker was for Lady Penelope in Thunderbirds, Yes M'Lady! Known for exposing his KnobGoblin on OF's & shooting his Green man jelly over decking in Thailand & down Porcelain sinks. He's a laughing stock & would be hard pushed to find any woman who would want STD riddled, mutant Price's left overs. He must be a liability for the shady car dealer, 'Arfer Daley' business (which I think is a front/cover up for other shady dealings). WHO would want to buy a used car from this character? When he walked into the door on Love Island (trying to become a 'celeb') little did he know, how low his life could get. He thought he hit the jackpot probably when he met KFP, instead he's humiliated himself, been humiliated & has just some cheap tat & huge Turkey teeth as repayment for being KFP's 'front line' man ! Woo hoo, I'm crying as I type this, don't you just luvvvvvv it?

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Rinse and Repeat, lies. Every time "I'm not used to that''. Pinnochio price. Lying and gaslighting for decades.

Leandro;

Kris

Carol

 

[WillowTree21]

i was wondering about Kieron now posting pictures of him with Bunny as it as been about 4 months(nov) since she alleged got custody(took them)and looking up the process says it can take 3 months for the first hearing in a child arrangement order if she as been told she must let him have access(she would not be able to go against this as it would go against her in the final hearing) while the court system deals with sorting out who will have the kids residing with them fulltime which it does state can take up to a year(prob why she took them away for a month to delay his access even more)

I think she had a letter & call from SS or someone legal, stating court proceeding are being taken & she must allow access for Kieran to see kids. Personally, I think she only allowed Bunny to see him, because she knows she’s groomed her enough to stay relatively quiet, where as Jett loves his daddy & may break down to him & say too much. OR, Jett being such a sensitive little lad, she’s really made him believe Kieran doesn’t love him since new baby & he’s sad & doesn’t want to see his daddy. Or she’s said things to frighten him. I 100% believe she’s said terrible things to the kids. IF/ when they are interviewed by SS, it will come out.

 

[Pom Bear]

Ah, @Pom Bear , it has to be done.....

'I am not a vegetable, I am a human bean!'
#Coleslaw#

Loooool xxx.

Some older Pom pics x

 

[SmillieKylie]

Just watched the amazing Georgia Harrison interviewed on GMB about her horrendous and distressing experience with the vile Stephen Bear, now campaigning in getting justice for other survivors of revenge porn. Rightly the presenters are sympathetic and horrified at all she’s been through, but spare me the hypocrisy when ITV still platform Skank on GMB and Lorraine bloody Kelly despite Skank’s non custodial conviction for revenge porn with regards to her abuse of Alex Reid. Why is Skank excused and it never mentioned, totally glossed over. Makes me so angry how this is always so conveniently forgotten, why is Alex not considered a victim and the biaaaatch not black-balled from TV shows like this. It is really weird how Skank is never pulled up, it’s not as if she ever has anything interesting to say, just same old every time she appears, and as DC has shown over the past 24 hours it’s all a pack of lies flowing from her scabby herpes covered mouth anyway.

Will never understand the hold she has over TV producers, woman is irrelevant now, looks horrendous with zero talent, just a lying pile of despised by most of the public, but still she trundles on unaffected by things that would bring most zelebs down

Might add like others are saying “where the f*ck is she”, way too quiet yesterday, sounds like she has gone for more ‘treatment’ somewhere, but she would require chauffeur SB, did he fake the day with his Mum, wow if so. Also where are the kids, if B hasn't had the braids removed she will get sent home from attending school, but is she going in anyway Can’t believe Skank can continue that, but as I said earlier, where is the consequence for her actions, it’s time to stop her now, something must give soon, I’m not accepting this Teflon existence can go on much longer.

Kylie is a mardy grump this Monday morning had my fill of Skank nonsense, someone bring that Skank down this week, can we start with good news that the kids have been removed from her ‘care’, or it’s very near, I need that win

 

[WillowTree21]

Another contradiction

Harvey still wears incontinence pads. He can’t wash & dress himself. Honestly, does she EVER tell the truth? What must junior & Princess think, I wonder, about the constant lies? Clearly the Price clan know what a liar she is too, yet accept her appalling ignorance. Harvey can’t even say anything without being coached. That’s why his language is unacceptable.
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So her next autobiography, it’s not Alex who told her about dressing up, but her PT

AFP has disliked EVERY one of her partners & their families, to the point of rudeness towards them. Nobody has been good enough. Which when you see how she lives, talks, acts & dresses is laughable. KFP is ignorant, arrogant, rude & a dangerous nasty piece of work. Strange how the exes seem to move on & have happy relationships. She must HATE that. That’s why she tries to destroy them. Alex can thank his lucky stars they didn’t have children.