Or maybe theyre keeping quiet about it because they've figured she's going to lose them money? Maybe sales are down because nobody wants to look like a fire damaged Barbie crack house bleep?i looked on uniques page on FB, there is one photo of her on it (looking tit compared to the girls (at least half her age), no mentions of the night etc., very strange, im sure if it had been a great night. there would have been loads of photos,great comments and a promise of another booking soon, as this was such a great success.I think it must have gone down like a lead balloon, skanky stinking the place out,pissing off the people waiting for hours and the staff must have realised the ONLY way to improve her looks would be, to double bag it ! NO CHANCE of them falling for that again !
MP or Magistrate... Not sure Stan. Even so, she's ruined the place. It's like a trailer park trash hovel now. Anyone buying it, would just knock it down.Wasn't it an MP who owned it Willow,, i can imagine it to have been immaculate inside and out with all the grounds landscaped must have cost thousands a year just on the garden and maintenance of the tennis court and pool. Then chuck in the stables and rest of the land there was no way even at skanks height of fame she could afford to run it. It's just a shell now ready to be bulldozed.
It was Tory peer - Francis Maude who owned it before herMP or Magistrate... Not sure Stan. Even so, she's ruined the place. It's like a trailer park trash hovel now. Anyone buying it, would just knock it down.
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Owned by former cabinet office minister Francis Maude apparently.MP or Magistrate... Not sure Stan. Even so, she's ruined the place. It's like a trailer park trash hovel now. Anyone buying it, would just knock it down.
Could call themselves The Trollop & Her Dollops.SB ,rim me and cardigan chad as back up singers/dancers, all dressed in black gim p suits and skanky slaying a pink condom look, i can see it now![]()
There’s also Sink-Boy’s attic room, look at him there, loving it he is, Sink-Boy approves of her decorating taste, well I don’t think he has a choice, what madam wants, madam getsI still can't force myself to watch any of this utter tripe. BUT, OH, MY, ACTUAL, GODwhat in the name of holy hell is going on there?? Did someone just Google 'easy craft ideas for toddlers'
Channel 4 have absolutely taken the piss with this. Is she so blinded by her own self importance that she can't see this? And the moron fans "gushing" about how brilliant it all is & how clever & creative she is..... seriously, go treat yourself to another bottle of Lambrini
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It was doing my head in Willow,, so had a look it was cabinet minister Francis Maude. So you can bet it was in tip top condition with the latest security and CCTV and now looks like that after 7yrs just a complete pigsty and a pig for an owner.MP or Magistrate... Not sure Stan. Even so, she's ruined the place. It's like a trailer park trash hovel now. Anyone buying it, would just knock it down.
Glad you found that out. Yes, I was there, not long after she moved in. It was lovely. Very clean, lots of beams & oak, which she hated. I did ask why she wanted the house, when she didn't like the inside. Said because it was near Whitestables her previous house & she liked the area & it had more land than the previous house. She immediately started ripping the guts out of the beautiful house & getting the lovely oak doors & stairs painted.It was doing my head in Willow,, so had a look it was cabinet minister Francis Maude. So you can bet it was in tip top condition with the latest security and CCTV and now looks like that after 7yrs just a complete pigsty and a pig for an owner.
If the house was on Through The Keyhole, i'd assume it belonged to Sue Pollard.Its just revolting, what god awful taste
Why does he look like he has come round to visit his Mum and found out she has turned his childhood bedroom into a tit shoe closetThere’s also Sink-Boy’s attic room, look at him there, loving it he is, Sink-Boy approves of her decorating taste, well I don’t think he has a choice, what madam wants, madam gets
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Or the offspring of Mr Blobby and Jeffrey Dahmer…If the house was on Through The Keyhole, i'd assume it belonged to Sue Pollard.
The first time I noticed IT @Dollylovesshoes was on the news. My OH and I kept laughing as there was a trouble afoot. Jordan was continually mentioned with tea-towel head, Yassar Arrafat.I was thinking earlier,first time I read about her she was 18 I believe,I think it must have been the scum,she had an affair with married footballer,she sold the story to the scum,I can’t remember for the life of me who the bloke was,First time I noticed IT.
Those ones seem to fit, I think she's wearing Bunny's bottoms from her matching bikini.I think she’s wearing these bikini bottoms
I bet Lawrence Llewelen Bowen wishes he had such taste and style. Also that lady with the curly hair that does interior design. Forgotten her name.Looking at how the MM used to be, let’s remind ourselves about the interior design skills of The Skank, basically coming from the mind of someone with the mental-age of my daughter when she was a toddler.
We all remember the barbie wall but for me that uneven tragic DVD table was a personal favourite, have to say it did make me laugh till I nearly wet myself on first viewing, absolute classicfrom Skank, what a make-over Queen she isn’t
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Kelly Hoppen?I bet Lawrence Llewelen Bowen wishes he had such taste and style. Also that lady with the curly hair that does interior design. Forgotten her name.