So KP has done up her chavtastic MM in pink and bling and never wants to leave, except of course to go on her 25th holiday of the year and it's only February. Wonder if the make up brushes, fake flowers and dolls are still attached to the walls by now?
Hey Katie, why don't you give us a tour of the house on Instagram when you get back, apparently it is a pigs sty again already (sorry pigs)
She's been well named Lady Muck by the Mirror magazine, just sat there ordering people about, wonder where Harvey learnt to chuck his clothes on the floor? Here's an idea, you could continue his personal development skills by getting him to pick them up, plus you would of thought you would have more respect by keeping the house tidy, so that Harvey doesn't trip up over your crap you leave lying about. I notice you selfishly did the top floor for you (and Carl?? depending on what this weeks marital status is single/engaged/very much single) yet no room for Harvey, are you trying to get a series 3 out of Channel 4 for that and your garden?
You really didn't like Princess telling you that you couldn't sing, but you are so desperate to be a pop star. I did hear you call her a biatch....charming.
Hope the plumber and Electrician got paid, or shall we add them to the creditors list for you... remember those, all those people you still need to pay.
I am still gobsmacked at the total tat you put into that house, I suppose it's all the container or chucked on the floor in the annexe by now or has been ruined by the dogs pissing everywhere. Those poor dogs, either running/fighting around the house, or shut in the tacky tack room.
Homemade fish pie in a silver foil container, who are you trying to kid.
Can't even cook garlic bread without burning it.