Katie Price #249 Awful mother, your life is a farce. With lips like a baboon's arse

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All of which are reasons why they don't usually do transplants on older people.
True but they would rather put it into an older person than let a lung go to waste as has been said before. A lung starts to die in a few hours so she might have been the nearest person with the right tissue match, I don't begrudge her the chance in that way, even if she did produce Skanky chops.
 
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Hey, Dolly, the first time I ever got drunk was when me and a bunch of friends went down the cemetery and drank 1 litre bottles of cider, dearie me, I was only 15, I don't remember getting home!

Favourite booze was dry Martini and lemonade/Pina Colada cocktail.
I got pissed as a cricket when I got married,rum and Coke,husband had to help me to bed I was singing I’m Jake the peg diddle,diddl,diddle,I actually pissed the bed in the night.🤣🤣
 
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Afternoon everyone ❤
Their breaking Thailand's anti decency laws just showing theirs faces in public should get 5yrs in the clink. 🤣
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I got pissed as a cricket when I got married,rum and Coke,husband had to help me to bed I was singing I’m Jake the peg diddle,diddl,diddle,I actually pissed the bed in the night.🤣🤣
Don't tell me, there was a very large piss pot under the bed and that's where your love of them started. ;)
 
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Oh peaking I used to love Pernot but it does your head in my close friends husband used to drink it,popped into a park he worked for to pick something up from the little hut there,he raged and turned over all the benches in the park threw up (duck how he got the strength so heavy)and destroyed the hut..erm Thiscwas a Christmas Eve.It little does do your bonce.
Yeh I loved pernod and black when I was young, later on I found an article saying its banned in some countries as it kills off brain cells. Luckily I stopped young so don't think I've been affected😳😳. Maybe she's drank it all her life that accounts for her being such a dim-witted moron.
 
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I got pissed as a cricket when I got married,rum and Coke,husband had to help me to bed I was singing I’m Jake the peg diddle,diddl,diddle,I actually pissed the bed in the night.🤣🤣
Ooh, I say, do you remember the room going round and it was only a good night if you threw up! lol
 
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True but they would rather put it into an older person than let a lung go to waste as has been said before. A lung starts to die in a few hours so she might have been the nearest person with the right tissue match, I don't begrudge her the chance in that way, even if she did produce Skanky chops.
I watched an episode of The Good Doctor last night and they were able to keep a pair of lungs alive artificially for quite a while. I assume it's true with it being a medical programme. 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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this is the second fix of the day for you Kipper, you're welcome xx

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p.s. today is a slow work day ;-)
 
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And she's off...
She's not paid attention to what was written has she? It says 'The former glamour model, 44, posed in pink lingerie while on a trip to the country'.

It doesn't state when so it probably happened last time and she got free advertising out of it so why is she so
salty?
 
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I watched an episode of The Good Doctor last night and they were able to keep a pair of lungs alive artificially for quite a while. I assume it's true with it being a medical programme. 🤷🏼‍♀️
I think that's a drama isn't it? Lungs stay alive for about 4-5 hours. So they would have to get someone pretty local to be ready to travel in for the transplant. If she was the only person within 5 hours with a tissue match and well enough for surgery they'd want to use the lung.
 
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She's not paid attention to what was written has she? It says 'The former glamour model, 44, posed in pink lingerie while on a trip to the country'.

It doesn't state when so it probably happened last time and she got free advertising out of it so why is she so
salty?
She never does. Must sit fixed to her phone, bet the kids are enjoying themselves while mummy mons about what has been written about her every 5 minutes.
 
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Don't tell me, there was a very large piss pot under the bed and that's where your love of them started. ;)
Erm no unfortunatly,I got very attached to a Pisspot when I was about 6 years old,we had outdoor bog,so mum had this piss pot that me as a kiddie said it looked like a witches hat tall shape not your usual po jobby..🤣Never forget my darling Pisspot..sweetie Pisspot where are you darling.🤣
 
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So ch4 spokesperson has stated that "none of the work done to the MM were paid for by the production company" so who paid then? Another load of bullshit
C4 probably blagged it themselves Those makeover programmes approach suppliers and contractors asking if they'd "like to contribute to this show" with a mention at the end for services/goods rendered. My friend has a lighting company who were approached by a film company for some specialist lighting rigs that they wanted to use in a sci-fi film (one with Matt Damon a couple of years ago) - she supplied the stuff and was paid , however if she had wanted publicity in the credits at the end it would have cost her! Fanx but no fanx :)
Now for some of those shows where they makeover places for a Good Cause then fine - I can see why a company might want to contribute - but tarting up the woman's brothel for it? duck off!!
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They're not using the OF photos which must be copyright, just this photo where she looks like one of those Lizards with the ear flap thingies.

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Awww no! I've had a couple of little Bearded Dragons and they are delightful little things.
Skank is more like this Dragon
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this is the second fix of the day for you Kipper, you're welcome xx

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p.s. today is a slow work day ;-)
They are too straight! She needs one pointing upwards and the other to the left :)
 
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