Katie Price #245 Skanky and Sinky, Back sitting in a tree, Just in time for bankruptcy!

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Is there a seattbelt long enough to cross over Phil & Grant?
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What's an Intall?
Maybe she uses the extension ones you can get on airplanes... 👀.
Don't forget she is crippled for life and can never walk properly again. Possibly a wheelchair might be taking it too far but a moonboot or two might be in evidence.... with some crutches and a packet of Ibuprofen instead of a pregnancy kit in her hand may be...?!!

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Omg I laugh everytime I see this picture 🤣😂 it reminds me of a doll I had as a child, the eyes rolled back in its head when it was tilted back....the eyelids were meant to close so it looked like it was sleeping, but sometimes the eyelids got stuck and stayed open and the doll would look like this ☝.😂🤣 She is a f#cking Muppet she really is.
 
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Let start our OWN group and add our friends to it 😈
We'll add the ones who weren't mentioned! 🤣

Ah all jokes aside, we are all united here and the bond will remain forever from our hatred for Kipper the bleep!
I'm in @Rosiecosy we'll call ourselves the Billy Nomates

I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING!

 
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I don't like judging physical looks but I will say I have never liked this latest eyebrow trend where the hairs are vertical as they just look so unnatural to me.
 
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Terrible eyebrow blading, whose eyebrows grow vertically fgs!
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Is that the story from December? I think that was actually Kieran she called police on. The only official version of that story is from police who said there was a 'wefare check'. Welfare checks are often carried out on behalf of concerned parents when a partner has their kids and won't give them back. Any other info was from 'a source'. Kieran was arrested shortly after.

Not a popular opinion on here but I have always doubted KP's version of slapgate too. Carl may be a tit but I think they were both probably fighting that night. I don't believe she was the victim of an attack by him.

..... I will be really surprised if anyone perjures themself for Pwicey in court next week. Surely they must realise how serious that is? Or maybe she really does know Carl's dodgy business and he'd risk it?
Boyson lied for it when it annihilated someone's front garden with the pink monstrosity - I wonder if he'd still been with it if he'd tell some more Big Pörkies to cover this lot up for her?
 
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I think she’s had that eyebrow lamination, where they basically perm the eyebrow hairs to lie upwards like that. Personally I do think it looks like Dennis Healey surprised in a wind tunnel, but a lot of modern beauty trends are bonkers to me.
 
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Thing is people on the Instagram seem to care about Carl. In the same way they did about Pete. They didn’t care about Alex or Keiron though. Daddy Woods needs to extricate his son from that tit show because she will take him down with her. She has Phil and Grant, she can float. There is always porn for her, and sex work, and she will go down that path, all road lead to Dubai and being pissed on by rich Arabs.
All Carl wanted was a blue tick and fame. He sold his soul.
 
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I probably have one already.Every other part is overweight.
Have to say, I HATE the "porn vagina" so-called ideal, where everything is cut off or trimmed down. It's hugely damaging for young girls if they feel their bits don't fit a certain aesthetic. I have many friends who have had surgery for a "designer vagina". A fanny is a fanny, and comes in all shapes and sizes, no right or wrong.

So to see this new trend, while it's still totally fucked up to have surgery, at least it's going the other way now. Variety is the spice of life, how boring if all the fannies in the world were the same.
 
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I don't like Peter Andre, but he's not as bad as KP.
I prefer Kieran to PA, Kieran seems more genuine.
Alex Reid...not sure. He doesn't seem the worst, and was likeable at times, but I didn't like that he committed insurance fraud.
Dwight Yorke is a feckless father. Yes I know KP made life difficult for him, but he still didn't do enough to fight for his rights and have a relationship with his son.
Carl Woods is a nasty POS.
Kris Boyson was a desperate fame chaser but he had a good side, he genuinely seemed to care about Harvey.
Dane Bowers - never liked him, doesn't he have a conviction for racially motivated assault?

Others - don't know enough about them.
 
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