Katie Price #245 Skanky and Sinky, Back sitting in a tree, Just in time for bankruptcy!

[Cakky Prize]

What on earth have I just read? This woman ‘had surgery to create the world’s fattest vagina’. Thank god there are no photos
I must have led a sheltered life, what Is a fat vagina, and why would anyone want one
She actually makes KP look quite natural.

I don't know if it is this..

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[Blessmyheart]

I don't know if it is this..

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I probably have one already.Every other part is overweight.

 

[Pisspotshow]

What on earth have I just read? This woman ‘had surgery to create the world’s fattest vagina’. Thank god there are no photos
I must have led a sheltered life, what Is a fat vagina, and why would anyone want one
She actually makes KP look quite natural.

What is a fat vagina you ask?
Cole of course! (A thick bleep)

 

[Stan Butler]

Just one question "what's a vagina"

 

[Sasheyboo]

I’m going to suggest pp fencing as her escort at the BH.
She might want to continue the farce of being a lone Singleton muvver of five with no one to share the bills with.
And just in case the mortgage people are watching, she has no boyfriend with a new house.

Id like to know how Skanky is getting about as shes still on a driving ban

 

[SewerGrapes]

Here we are
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Haha. Cole is either trying to tell the world something very signifcant or he really is WTF stupidity personified!

 

[Hannah2291]

Is this all skanks documents & stuff ready and prepared for the BH next week?

 

[Ambrosie]

AFP, in a wheelchair, wearing moon boots & dragging an oxygen cylinder whilst breathing through a mask.
Harvey wearing the latest ' uptheirs' outfit two sizes too big accompanied by SB inside a Barney oufit.
Bunny trailing behind with crayons and an abbacus.

That group of lads and the red post bock who were stood bewildered outside one of her master classes

 

[flowerpotno7]

Just one question "what's a vagina"

in skankys case, its a phone holder

 

[SewerGrapes]

Not content with wearing goochi babygrows he's now eating pureed baby food. Have his turkey teef become too dodgy to chew with?

I suspect that yes, he can only eat baby food now.
When you spend that long in the attic the body is deprived of essential vitamins attainable only by exposure to sunlight so his teeth will be rotting away and falling out.
Attic man and BatNan may occasionally hang from from the rafters together on occasion. His only saving grace are the Turkey Teef to light the way cos BatNan has chopped the power cables in the roof-space to save on eleccy bills.

 

[Urbanbunny]

It's because of women like her, that people doubt real victims. I've read so many cases where women have lied, that it makes my blood boil.
When I was pregnant, I had a woman come over to wax my legs and I will never forget how whilst telling me about the custody battle with her ex, she laughed and said she falsely reported him for rape! My jaw dropped and she carried on saying things like "well it worked because he's afraid to come anywhere near me now and the courts won't give custody to a rapist" etc.
I told her it was wrong to lie about that and she said she didn't care, she just wanted the kids!

What an absolute bleep.
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I'm sure at the time this came out in press the police actually went to interview her and she still refused to give a name etc

She’s also got no imagination. Ulrika already did this beforehand.
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What on earth have I just read? This woman ‘had surgery to create the world’s fattest vagina’. Thank god there are no photos
I must have led a sheltered life, what Is a fat vagina, and why would anyone want one
She actually makes KP look quite natural.

My ex husband is a fat vagina
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Is this all skanks documents & stuff ready and prepared for the BH next week?

It’s her getaway bag for her Ronnie Biggs trip to Brazil next week

 

[SewerGrapes]

I am going to go out on a limb here and say “she made it up”

It's a tricky subject with regard to allegations of rape and yes, so many victims are afraid to report it to the police for many reasons including the bitchy/mysoginistic views (of some) that 'they were asking for it.'
However, in KPs case, In my personal opinion I reckon that she DID dress provocatively and DID lead someone on, then regretted it in the morning and twisted the narrative to save face.
Also, Peter Andre firmly denies that she confided the name of the assailant to him (and it's not something that anyone one could/would forget if true.)

 

[Urbanbunny]

It's a tricky subject with regard to allegations of rape and yes, so many victims are afraid to report it to the police for many reasons including the bitchy/mysoginistic views (of some) that 'they were asking for it.'
However, in KPs case, In my personal opinion I reckon that she DID dress provocatively and DID lead someone on, then regretted it in the morning and twisted the narrative to save face.
Also, Peter Andre firmly denies that she confided the name of the assailant to him (and it's not something that anyone one could/would forget if true.)

Of course she did. Nothing is ever her fault.

 

[SewerGrapes]

I was told that too years ago...him using her money for his house bit anyway.

Kipper pisses me off in this regard. Her brother has every right to earn a living and we know how she twists things.
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Earning £10 in her AUNTs fabric shop & supposedly nicked cash from the till! How disgusting is that? She will blame the accountants, her brother, even her mother, who she will play the pity card. Mother did her paperwork, but was very poorly. It can’t work, all these excuses for anyone else, but I bet she walks away from it all, she always does.. I’m not pinning any hopes on her getting justice. The fact a bankruptcy hearing was conducted via zoom from Maldives, speaks volumes. You couldn’t make that up

Hey @WillowTree21 if she manages to wrangle out of it at the Bankruptcy Hearing I will be raging at the Judicial System and lose total faith in it, tearing my hair out, whilst stamping round and risking a stroke waiting to happen.
BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, I won't be alone. Public tide is well and truly turning against this lying grifter, and without a doubt she will be THE MOST HATED WOMAN IN BRITAIN and there will be no coming back from that.

 

[itslifebutnotasweknowit]

Does anyone know the name of her sledged r*pist?

I think it was Basil Brush, boom, boom.

 

[SewerGrapes]

Neither am I Rosie

Nope. I'm not offended either. I'm not. I SAID I'M NOT, alrite?

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I see the priceywoods sign is still downstairs
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Bet those carpets cost a fortune

They didn't cost skanky a fortune - they were blagged
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I'm sure at the time this came out in press the police actually went to interview her and she still refused to give a name etc

How many times has it shut it's trap and refused to co-operate with the police when push-comes-to-shove, like over Slapgate and other occasions? Yet other times the Gob goes into overdrive such as the persecution campaign agains K&M?
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Don't forget she is crippled for life and can never walk properly again. Possibly a wheelchair might be taking it too far but a moonboot or two might be in evidence.... with some crutches and a packet of Ibuprofen instead of a pregnancy kit in her hand may be...?!!

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That porter bloke ought to have tipped dat fing down the 'orspital rubbish chute right then to spare the world any more tit from it
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Is this all skanks documents & stuff ready and prepared for the BH next week?

No ordinary boxfilefor the skank though - its got an LV document case of course

Is this all skanks documents & stuff ready and prepared for the BH next week?

That looks like a Louis Vuitton Sirius - a weekend bag rather than a document case, but then with the amount of lies she needs a trunk might have beena better option.
Nevertheless even secondhand those bags are £600+ . Being Bankrupt is pretty good eh?

 

[Reversible Octopus]

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I’ve just woke up so not caught up yet.. But could this be a future for old Kipper! You reap what you[r plastic surgeon] sow!

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Wonder if daddy woods has cut sb off for sneaking around with kipper and now he needs to earn some bucks advertising crap

I think it was her filming him and she got a shot of where SB was deliberately to piss Daddy Woods off

 

[helptheaged]

I think it was her filming him and she got a shot of where SB was deliberately to piss Daddy Woods off without

I wonder when it was filmed?