Katie Price #245 Skanky and Sinky, Back sitting in a tree, Just in time for bankruptcy!

[Rosiecosy]

Neither am I Rosie

Let start our OWN group and add our friends to it
We'll add the ones who weren't mentioned!

Ah all jokes aside, we are all united here and the bond will remain forever from our hatred for Kipper the bleep!

 

[Stan Butler]

That will definitely be interesting. Let's put our guesses in now.
My top 3 guesses are
1) Slimey Rymi
2) Edna
3) Harvey!

1, Amy the terminal in a wheelchair being pushed by Mr PP.
2, the new egg Mr Carpet cleaner.
3, sink boy carrying bock's of evidence to clear her name.

 

[Pisspotshow]

That will definitely be interesting. Let's put our guesses in now.
My top 3 guesses are
1) Slimey Rymi
2) Edna
3) Harvey!

AFP, in a wheelchair, wearing moon boots & dragging an oxygen cylinder whilst breathing through a mask.
Harvey wearing the latest ' uptheirs' outfit two sizes too big accompanied by SB inside a Barney oufit.
Bunny trailing behind with crayons and an abbacus.

 

[Tinksmum]

I think( if I was his mother), I would be in despair.He has degraded himself on a public platform.Plan A ( if there was a plan) has gone disastrously wrong.
And he is no innocent victim in this, he actively sought KP out, he gleefully participated in all her nastiness, and he absolutely was delighted with all the perks.
Tbf, he is not the only one who got with her for the exposure, the media attention etc.But it was obvious from day one what he was there for.I was surprised that the clan welcomed him ( initially), as enthusiastically as they did.
The mistake he made was in thinking he could ever get the upper hand.
Of course it could have been a business arrangement from day one, and they had enough in common to enjoy each other’s company.
But it has gone wrong.Because loyalty is a foreign word to Kp.She will use you and discard.
I think Cole senior is clever enough to see who has the power here.The cryptic posts may or may not be applicable to Kp, but I bet he is also worried.
For two reasons.He loves his son, and he doesn’t want a spotlight shone into his own financial dealings( who would).
As for Cole.You reap what you sow.I cannot believe that one person could be so thick.

Just watch her next week trolly up to the court SB on all fours trotting beside her with his dog collar and lead - and fish minge strutting along shaking her long luscious hair with a lovely pair of hairy earrings……SB’s bollocks - she loves humiliation -remember when she had KH dressed as a horse

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Phoebe, Angelica, Dolly, Helena, Rita, Willow, DC, Stapes, Squirrel, Kylie, Anna, Ems, Emma,

Don't be cross if I've missed you. I love you all

And in 'no particular order'

It was though, wasn't it...

Love you, too, Brah.

 

[SmillieKylie]

Let start our OWN group and add our friends to it
We'll add the ones who weren't mentioned!

Ah all jokes aside, we are all united here and the bond will remain forever from our hatred for Kipper the bleep!

Our group are The Mean Girls, we are the Plastics, I am Regina George (doesn’t show me in a good light, I know ) you are all Lindsay Lohan’s Cady Heron character, but we will let you into the Plastics (including boys) to combine in our quest to defeat the ultimate Skankiest Skank Queen Bee Mean Girl that is Pwice

I am well aware this makes absolutely no sense to anyone who’s never watched Mean Girls

 

[Blessmyheart]

I’m going to suggest pp fencing as her escort at the BH.
She might want to continue the farce of being a lone Singleton muvver of five with no one to share the bills with.
And just in case the mortgage people are watching, she has no boyfriend with a new house.

 

[Constantlychargingipadnow]

Aaaah poor little Cole in the attic has been deleting comments about him zapping his ready meals in the MM

 

[Madcatbimbo]

I'm not cross or upset at all..

Me neither.... (sobbing quietly into a very wet tissue....)

 

[okeep]

Our group are The Mean Girls, we are the Plastics, I am Regina George (doesn’t show me in a good light, I know ) you are all Lindsay Lohan’s Cady Heron character, but we will let you into the Plastics (including boys) to combine in our quest to defeat the ultimate Skankiest Skank Queen Bee Mean Girl that is Pwice

I am well aware this makes absolutely no sense to anyone who’s never watched Mean Girls

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Right I’ll go with that ,
I met a smilliekylie and I really thought she liked me
I truly thought I had met the one
It was a fail , to no avail
I just a another victim of of the mean girls club
She’s just a witch , casting spells hypnotising,
She made me drink a potion just to fall in love
She got me drunk
Tipsy in her love
I’m just another victim of the mean girls club

 

[Madcatbimbo]

I’m going to suggest pp fencing as her escort at the BH.
She might want to continue the farce of being a lone Singleton muvver of five with no one to share the bills with.
And just in case the mortgage people are watching, she has no boyfriend with a new house.

Don't forget she is crippled for life and can never walk properly again. Possibly a wheelchair might be taking it too far but a moonboot or two might be in evidence.... with some crutches and a packet of Ibuprofen instead of a pregnancy kit in her hand may be...?!!

 

[karma4klattie]

Neither am I Rosie

We second class Krusties must band together and ask Carl to give us his best advice and guidance about how to take prosecution action as he’s the ex twerp expert.

Either that or we cosy up to the main gang and hope to be accepted. Carl can teach us how to crawl as he's now had months of practice.

Carl's the man for no reason all seasons.

 

[Keepingupappearances]

So I see they are defos together then after his latest video. She probably didn't even cheat and they just dragged that poor bustard into it for cash. They are both the lowest summits people. Just lie after lie for cash. No wonder no one touches them.

 

[Whl1994]

The carpets still got stains and marks on it christ knows what it looked like before he "cleaned" it the dirty cow just lives in squalor.

Oi, Stan, ryte sew me karpit his ownlee naymd arfta me innit Pete you bleep. Hits cawlled Shag Piles beecaws wen eye shag hon hit Keeeerun you wanka me piles drop down. Wooo hoo!

 

[Rosiecosy]

Our group are The Mean Girls, we are the Plastics, I am Regina George (doesn’t show me in a good light, I know ) you are all Lindsay Lohan’s Cady Heron character, but we will let you into the Plastics (including boys) to combine in our quest to defeat the ultimate Skankiest Skank Queen Bee Mean Girl that is Pwice

I am well aware this makes absolutely no sense to anyone who’s never watched Mean Girls

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I've never seen it. The joke's wasted on me Kylie
I'm sorry!!

 

[Tanley]

OMG, this is what could happen to KP, totally revolting, WARNING do not view if you are of a delicate constitution.

Mary Magdalene: Model's 38J implant bursts, left with 'alien uniboob'

While it's unclear what caused the 38J implant to pop, some fans are speculating the 30-year-old OnlyFans star may have over-filled it using an expander

www.dailymail.co.uk

Sorry if posted before, it's shocking!

What on earth have I just read? This woman ‘had surgery to create the world’s fattest vagina’. Thank god there are no photos
I must have led a sheltered life, what Is a fat vagina, and why would anyone want one
She actually makes KP look quite natural.

 

[Rosiecosy]

We second class Krusties must band together and ask Carl to give us his best advice and guidance about how to take prosecution action as he’s the ex twerp expert.

Either that or we cosy up to the main gang and hope to be accepted. Carl can teach us how to crawl as he's now had months of practice.

Carl's the man for no reason all seasons.

OH realised I wasn't listening to him when I laughed at this

 

[flowerpotno7]

That will definitely be interesting. Let's put our guesses in now.
My top 3 guesses are
1) Slimey Rymi
2) Edna
3) Harvey!

i recon she will either be alone or with her solicitor/accountant. SB will have been grabbed by his father and 6 heavies and either locked in a room or in the back of a van, being drove as far away as possible, to stop him attending ( if his dad has any sense,because SB hasnt)

 

[mrspig99]

L

nothing like brand loyalty. I’d be pissed off he was advertising another ready meal last week . Any port in a storm it’s all ££

That's why I don't get it with the 'zeleb' influencers, they will advertise anything for money! Why would that make me want to buy what they are plugging? As you say one week this, the next week a rival brand. Same with KP, always advertising products that she supposedly have her own line of, such as eyelashes etc. If her own were so good why would she advertise anyone elses?
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It's because of women like her, that people doubt real victims. I've read so many cases where women have lied, that it makes my blood boil.
When I was pregnant, I had a woman come over to wax my legs and I will never forget how whilst telling me about the custody battle with her ex, she laughed and said she falsely reported him for rape! My jaw dropped and she carried on saying things like "well it worked because he's afraid to come anywhere near me now and the courts won't give custody to a rapist" etc.
I told her it was wrong to lie about that and she said she didn't care, she just wanted the kids!

Sadly this is why I think the 'believe all women because they never lie about rape' mob are so wrong. Some women DO lie about rape, and it's sad and very wrong that they do, because then it does make it harder to believe genuine victims.
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I can't see how she can escape all consequences next week. She is cocky and arrogant and I think that will be part of her undoing. She lies and cheats and abuses most people she has contact with and that has worked in the past but the government and taxman don't like people who try and keep money from them. They will have more resources and better legal representation than she does.

The thing that surprised me about HMRC after one of her BH hearings, the one where she agreed to the voluntary repayment thing, was that they said they didn't know how much they were going to get or when they were going to get it but that they were happy with the arrangement! I was like WTF?? How can they be happy with that?

 

[pollycopping]

Wonder if daddy woods has cut sb off for sneaking around with kipper and now he needs to earn some bucks advertising crap