After my last post where I was devastated that I wouldn’t be able to see KFP at the horse show thing at Ardingly next week I have been blessed! Beauteous day! I was in Sainsburys in Horsham where I spy a man, so handsome and tattooed, my heart fluttered at his gorgeousness. I spied tattoos on his arms. Could it be? Could it really be him? I looked down the aisle of the shop. An angelic beauty with long flowing blonde locks was there. I was stunned! Amazed! My lucky day had arrived! KFP & SB doing their shopping! They had a trolley each, his had homely items like throws in, hers had fruit and other food stuffs. She looked soooooo sexy in the grey furry gilet and absolutely fantastic moon boots, he looked so handsome in whatever clothes he had on. Woohoo! I love it! Do you love it? You love it, don’t you!
This has been the best day of my life. I’m crying as I type this……
im devastated because i always thought his trolley would have veet for men (if you ever have a spare time in your life, look up the amazon reviews for veet for men,hysterical
),cabbage (for his bottled farts),polony (for his underpant shots),dove soap (because all men seem to like dove soap),a pork pie (cos she cant cook) and condoms (cos he dont want to knock her up) and painkillers (cos she gives him a headache) and her trolley would include mirrors (the more the better,got to get that good side,any side really,best to practice to find any fucking side that looks nearly normal, never mind good),balloons (lots and lots of balloons,in all colours but mostly pink,she likes pink,especially barbie pink bescause shes a fecking middle aged woman who wants to appear 16 going on 17) talc (for the chaffing of the moon boots,her thighs,the rubbing of others flesh while shagging) 12 eggs (representing future conquests,good times,one night stands,10 minuite escapes from the one etc)......best make that 3 dozen,crandberryjuice and natural yoghert ( excellent for thrush),5 potnoodles,5 packets of crisps,a large bottle of coke (sugarfree, harveys on a diet) ,5 freshcream donuts (thats the kids weekly tea sorted) ,some porrige oats for a homemade face mask and some cheese sauce for the fridge.....
Is it a pattern now that's emerging? She wore the head bandage at one awards show and recently the boots have had a couple of outings. As you say they wouldn't offer any benefit, from what I know when you've had pins and metal supports in surgery they hold the bones up, no need for braces or supports on the outside, I was told that after surgery and your muscles need to build strength again. Could it be that her cosmetic surgeries are no longer getting her enough attention and she feels the need to add some sort of medical equipment to her look to compensate now? Sounds ridiculous but then again, she is. I wonder what's next, being wheeled in on a full hospital bed or with a drip?
shes already taking a drip with her,carl is the name
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2022 is a drama free year for Pricey 🫢
