Katie Price #207 Lies after lies, she thinks we're mugs. Meanwhile her eyebrows look like slugs

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Well done @Poppy123! On the winning title! Carry on lovely Krusties ๐Ÿ‘

Oops....I thanked the wrong person.....sorry ๐Ÿ™ˆ
Congratulations @Rosiecosy on the winning title ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’

Aaaaaaand I forgot the add the link again ๐Ÿ™ˆ

Christie Brinkley 68, Katie Price 44. Not much to say really is there?

Recap: Skanky's a bleep, Crawl is too, telling more lies & looking like poo ๐Ÿ’ฉ

What next for our favourite heroine & all round top successful celebrity? She has bravely shared alllllll her trauma's. Everything is obviously VERY true & definitely DID happen ๐Ÿ˜ of course we DO believe her ๐Ÿ‘
 

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Well done @Poppy123! On the winning title! Carry on lovely Krusties ๐Ÿ‘

Oops....I thanked the wrong person.....sorry ๐Ÿ™ˆ
Congratulations @Rosiecosy on the winning title ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’

Aaaaaaand I forgot the add the link again ๐Ÿ™ˆ

Christie Brinkley 68, Katie Price 44. Not much to say really is there?

Recap: Skanky's a bleep, Crawl is too, telling more lies & looking like poo ๐Ÿ’ฉ

What next for our favourite heroine & all round top successful celebrity? She has bravely shared alllllll her trauma's. Everything is obviously VERY true & definitely DID happen ๐Ÿ˜ of course we DO believe her ๐Ÿ‘
Ffs, she looks like a bloke thats had a sex change that has gone ghastly wrong ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ
 
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I've been to my favourite brocante this morning and what do I find?
It's a Skwanky Set, that is an asparagus dish and a boob mug, huddled together on the shelf
I bought the asparagus dish for my china collection but left the boob mug to wither away unwanted, rather like her really ๐Ÿ˜€
 

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What a pile of absolute hogwash.... The article doesn't mention the diet of McDonalds and chips at all.... or asparagus....

Omg what a pile of shite, she nips to turkey to have her beefburgers, curries and sweets vacuumed out of it. Works with a personal trainer ๐Ÿ˜‚ she wouldn't pay for a trainer ffs, rather spend the money on lipo and duck the trainer instead..Who writes this tit
 
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Who writes this absolute shite? Its so wrong it's actually funny.
Proof, if ever it was needed, that these writer numpty's have never met the people they write this rubbish about, let alone have researched anything.
It's beginning to get annoying now, the multi outlet glorification of Skanky and her 'fabulous' looks and figure.
She's bleeping hideous.
 
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Proof, if ever it was needed, that these writer numpty's have never met the people they write this rubbish about, let alone have researched anything.
It's beginning to get annoying now, the multi outlet glorification of Skanky and her 'fabulous' looks and figure.
She's bleeping hideous.
Surely when you see yourself has some gorgeous, sexy looking 20 year old, when in fact your seen by the general public has a mishapen middle aged, woman, who has ruined her looks through surgery, and now looks older than your years. When your laughed at and ridiculed on a daily basis. How can you be so deluded to not realise itโ€™s time to retire, and move on.
 
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Who writes this absolute shite? Its so wrong it's actually funny.
hahaha "she works with a trainer"..... in 2017, 5 bleeping years ago, " shes been a pop icon for years"....... and years and years and bleeping years,she dont know when to call it a day, " she rides horses".........well anything with a pulse really, what a crock of tit :ROFLMAO: :poop: :poop: :poop:

Surely when you see yourself has some gorgeous, sexy looking 20 year old, when in fact your seen by the general public has a mishapen middle aged, woman, who has ruined her looks through surgery, and now looks older than your years. When your laughed at and ridiculed on a daily basis. How can you be so deluded to not realise itโ€™s time to retire, and move on.
and frumpy,you forgot frumpy:ROFLMAO:
 
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What a pile of absolute hogwash.... The article doesn't mention the diet of McDonalds and chips at all.... or asparagus....

Presumably Kevin Foster Wiltshire no longer has a home or business since his association with Skanky? He's now probably a homeless drunk. Poor bloke ๐Ÿ˜
 
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What a pile of absolute hogwash.... The article doesn't mention the diet of McDonalds and chips at all.... or asparagus....

Argghh personal trainer,, suppose it's better than saying i filter and photoshop the duck out of every picture within an inch of its life. ๐Ÿคฃ
 
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Omg what a pile of shite, she nips to turkey to have her beefburgers, curries and sweets vacuumed out of it. Works with a personal trainer ๐Ÿ˜‚ she wouldn't pay for a trainer ffs, rather spend the money on lipo and duck the trainer instead..Who writes this tit
Well, her personal trainer does say this..... back in 2017, like five years ago before she became such a porker...

'Price, like many others, works with a personal trainer to help her get in shape. Price works with Kevin Foster Wiltshire. Wiltshire opened up about the socialite to The Sun in 2017. "She's a pretty tough cookie and works hard," he said.' (Sorry..... 'works hard'.... wetting myself....)
 
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No mention of the skank...obviously he doesn't want to be associated with it either.
 
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Surely when you see yourself has some gorgeous, sexy looking 20 year old, when in fact your seen by the general public has a mishapen middle aged, woman, who has ruined her looks through surgery, and now looks older than your years. When your laughed at and ridiculed on a daily basis. How can you be so deluded to not realise itโ€™s time to retire, and move on.
When all you have is one trick, getting your tits out and opening your legs to anything with a pulse, how do you move on?
It's not as if she's capable of stimulating conversation or a mensa candidate.
Just exhibitionism at the lowest level, so when the looks have gone South with the comedy norks all you have left is fake story telling at an ever increasingly unbelievable level of ridicule.
Put that together with a 'source's (SFP) and heavily filtered and photoshopped pictures of non reality combined with lazy journalism and the outcome is the continuing tit fest of articles about non events and lies.
 
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Presumably Kevin Foster Wiltshire no longer has a home or business since his association with Skanky? He's now probably a homeless drunk. Poor bloke ๐Ÿ˜
Kevin Foster-Wiltshire, founder of GymCube, has been a fitness instructor for over a decade and specialises in fat loss, toning, and programming.

Along with an already proven track record of training successful professional athletes, Kevin was publicly credited as the trainer who whipped Coronation Street stars Kym Marsh and Sally Dynevor into shape as well as Real Housewives of Cheshire star Lauren Simon and former Atomic Kitten and Celebrity Big Brother runner-up Natasha Hamilton.

No mention of the skank in his bio :cool:
 
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