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Katie Price #153 C'mon Coal spill some tea you don't want KP to make a bigger fool of thee
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She's never looked sexy, cheap, yes.So true, Skanky has this idea that the only way to look sexy is to be like a 90s ladette Glamour model, she has no concept how to be sexy outside that small window of appeal. She still thinks she’s Jordan, endlessly using surgery to create a look she had 20 years ago. It can’t be done, and by using cheap plastic surgeons on a freebie she’s managed to make herself look ridiculous and in the process actually aged herself instead. I’m two years older than her, and not being big-headed look way younger her, as do most of my similar aged pals, basically we’ve accepted our age, try to look after ourselves a bit through exercise and diet (don’t include the wine and gin) don’t smoke and don’t try and dress to look like a 20yo. Consequence you can look fabulous in your 40s/50s/60s/70s. Skanky cannot see this, as her only way of sexy is young and twenty-something, ironically she is failing to be sexy, just an aged caricature of sexy, that is so not sexy.
Found this last year, a list of actresses looking fabulous in their 50s.
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Yes they’ve had work done, but they’ve not had the Skanky cheap freebie work and they’re not trying to look like a playboy model aged 20. They all look older than their youthful days, but are just as beautiful as when they were young. All older than Skanky but actually look younger than her, Skanky has no idea how to age gracefully, just thinks she can always be a ladette, it’s a dated look anyway, and really doesn’t work on a 43yo woman.
Another big difference is they all have talent, something Skanky doesn’t have, why all reality stars will end up like Skanky if they stay in the public eye. Most have nothing but their looks to fall back on, so they keep trying to look like younger and younger, but a version of younger that’s not attainable, it’s all they have.
Pulling multiple men because your easy isn't something to be proud of and being totally honest personally I've never found her remotely interesting let alone sexy or good looking.
And now at almost 44 huge knockers busting out and pouting is pathetic and desperate.
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Oh yeah. I missed out 2011 when counting fwd in 10s. Im not really thick honest
No !!!!!Skanky's style is dated but it was never fashionable. Sometimes she wore some decent outfits (probably someone else's advice). When left to choose herself, it was horrendous. My friends and I used to laugh our heads off at the magazines where she would get slated.
Anyone remember her desperate attempt to start the trend of wearing only one sock? She said "I don't want sad cases to copy me" as though people actually would! But nobody did
But this has amused me greatly
A bit like all the “ businesses” she creates that don’t sell anything , the OF that nobody is interested in .
The ONLY thing anybody was ever interested in her for was getting her plastic fake tits out 20 + years ago .
She must qualify as the most deluded creature ever , for years she’s struggled to get attention - and only managed it by bad behaviour, popping sprogs out & marrying people.
Anyway , I’m off to put my sock on .
Loooool with and without filter 
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I know it’s not a popular opinion , but I think the split is genuine .
Neither of these losers are clever enough to engineer - and continue- a fake split .
Let’s not forget that they wouldn’t be capable of allowing each other nights out & freedom , they’re both players , he’d be looking for the next zleb to hook up with & she’d happily go home with absolutely anybody .
I’ve no idea why the nastiness hasn’t started from either side yet , I’m guessing impending court cases , but that’s only speculation - it will be interesting to see how the next few weeks pan out .
Personally I think it’s the calm before the storm & they’ll both be selling stories before long.
Frankly I’m glad the threads have slowed down , it’s nice to pick up a book again
Pure delusion
Probably, our paths did crossWorked in a nightclub in London! Witnessed first hand the pregnant bleep off her tits! This was a regular occurrence on the London scene! She was always being assisted outside because she couldn’t stand up and poured into a cab!
I wonder if our paths crossed @WillowTree21
. When I lived and worked in London, I loved the nightlife. She was well known for being off her tits in the clubs. I believe she was barred from China Whites and other clubs. Probably too long ago for stories to be still online
No I only post on here
@Pom Bear . Which is your personal favourite masterpiece? Just out of interest!
xx.Mine are any that includes little Sid with Turkey Teef!
Hi sweetie Jersey,haven’t seen you post for awhile hope all ok with you and keeping well@Pom Bear . Which is your personal favourite masterpiece? Just out of interest!
Mine are any that includes little Sid with Turkey Teef!
Well Jeyda will have a nice dose of Herpes Simplex now as well as having being gassed by the HalitosisThe new bestie to KP after being forced to kiss her on the lips … “your breath stinks”
did anyone else hear that?
I understand what you are saying, however my opinion differs. Neither am I suggesting opinion is enough to warrant any sort of investigation. Price has to live with the possible repercussions of her actions whilst pregnant with H.
I agree. She is an unfit Mother, and yet kept having children.
Hello lovely. I am slowly getting back to being myself after the horrible start to the yearHi sweetie Jersey,haven’t seen you post for awhile hope all ok with you and keeping well
I'm back in UK tomorrow for a few days to see parents - they don't know so it'll be a nice surprise (or shock!!!)
Ive been lurking on Krusties and I'll be joining back in very soon. Don't post here often as I have been a little scared to of late!! Bit too intense for me.
on topic- KP is still a piss boiling c**t!!
Take care lovely xxx
Spot on. Still got the scabby herpes lips, even with thick concrete makeup & photoshopSo KP doing what she always does when there is no man on the scene, allegedly, out with her only 2 mates, business partner Jeyda, who thinks her breath stinks and looks nothing like her backgrid, real-time, media pictures escorting her to the hairdressers and Ryan, who was probably just there for the insta likes, as he was then out with Daniella W, oh what great company he keeps.
KP obviously abandoned Harvey, who is always by her side when he is with her, to go on a hunt for the next egg, squeeze her broken feet into a pair of high heels, wear no seatbelt and of course ate at a Mayfair restaurant, like you do when you are bankrupt
Who has paid for the cabin trip this week? Afternoon tea at the Limewood? All the taxis? Her hair and makeup done for a night out? Yet her creditors are getting back 8p in the pound, unbelievable
I love Sids turkey teef. That's my favourite. He's so cute@Pom Bear . Which is your personal favourite masterpiece? Just out of interest!
Mine are any that includes little Sid with Turkey Teef!
I feel sorry for Junior and Princess having to see their mother behave like this all the time.
Ashley cain is single ….
She used to say Gareth bashed Harvey on the head. Lovely.Wasn't she pregnant with Harvey when she sha*ged Gareth Gates after going to the drive through McDonald's with him?Poor Harv was disrespected before he was even born.
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