Thats the reason she keeps begging for new beds - there are so many notches chopped out they collapse
Katie Price #149 Wanky not home, Skanky alone … time to get Boyson back on the phone
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I would try those. Supposedly good for anxiety and depression. I just got a bollocking from my doctor for owning up to drinking three bottles of Prosecco a week. These might be better to calm my mind downA fast food delivery shop got done where I live for serving up weed in burger buns.
There’s also a fast food magic mushroom bakery that does deliveroo drop offs
You wouldn't want to end up with KP style black Sharpie slugs on your forehead - she needs a pair of eyebrow merkins to hide those monstrosities.I'm hoping for a return of pale & interesting as I loathe sunbathing and fake tan always looks awful on me. Also please the return of thinner eyebrows as mine never returned after plucking them as a teen & I'd be terrified to have micro blade ones done (or tattooed) bound to be a horrible mistake.
Oh stop all this cryptic look at me crap.Its as bad as Cole and his little book of inspirational quotes.Either say it, don’t say it,DM the person you want to say it to or stfu.
I’m fed up up to my tits with all this binfesting.
Last night while watching a TV show with the OH he happened to comment on the cleavage of one of the characters. I then showed him pictures of KP in Thailand in the bikinis and asked him what he thought about her. He was absolutely horrified, even more so when I told him who she was! As he himself put it he likes a bit of tit but they need to be soft and move, not be like two huge footballs.
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Being very fair (that porcelain skin tone etc) my eyebrows are virtually invisible even though they are THERE; The funniest thing is that my granddaughter is just the same but she decided to go and have these microbladed jobbies done to give her Eyebrows at last, then after wards she walked in the door and her Dad burst out laughing saying it looked like the Peckham Pouncer had leapt out on her and scared her half to death (Homage to Rodney Trotter there) Even now we are used to them they still look weird on her - silly girlI'm hoping for a return of pale & interesting as I loathe sunbathing and fake tan always looks awful on me. Also please the return of thinner eyebrows as mine never returned after plucking them as a teen & I'd be terrified to have micro blade ones done (or tattooed) bound to be a horrible mistake.
His nipple looks like a hamster teet
Her delusional from thinking she was an actual model and not a tit model, to her lack of awareness over the fact that she is botched is very concerning. She has no concept of reality. She thinks she was some high end fashion model apparently.
I reckon it's a packet of rolos in his pocket! It's too high up for one thing!
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He's only 28 though so he may be an egg.
He's only 28 though so he may be an egg.
Yep, home delivery is an option, "stuff" being delivered with pizzas very common - my hubbie works for the police and he said it's very common.
Here, here, pathetic attempts at attention seeking. Nobody actually really gives a duck pal
she will dig out some old cards or love you notes from the kids, if she can't find any, she will buy her own, show (old) pics of her kids and show the presents sent from her braindead fans (for being mother of the year) and make out they are from her kids. also cue photo op, with her long overdue dead mum and carrot cake visit with or from harvey for good measure. if she cant do any of that, she will have a hospital visit of some sort, her horse will be sick or dead or she has to sell some crap, because shes sooooooooo busy !
Same here, usually a kid on a bike doing the deal with the customer - county lines stuff. They are everywhere. If someone wants drugs they are not hard to find.I see people doing drug deals all the time. Meet up, shake hands, job done.
hahaha, caught 'off guard' on the beach? Pull the other one luv! You were POSING for said pictures day in day out! They were taken by YOUR photographer! There's nothing 'off guard' about them! You are just now claiming that because you have finally realized how rough you look in them.
Wonder if we'll see this cinderella dress tonight and whatever ridiculous, skin tight outfit crawl decides to wear.. with loafers and no socks 
hate that look
hate that lookNevertheless he still couldn't knock-up skanky could he? LOLIt strange isn’t it? It doesn’t look like he has a big willy - but huge balls!
She will blame that on him too for being a Jaffa like Cole, yet truth is its more likely because she's simply a barren old husk, past her sell-by-date, too old and her innards have been shuffled about so much theres no chance of her ever getting pregnant, IVF or not. Long may it remain so because she's fucked up five lives already
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