Katie Price #149 Wanky not home, Skanky alone … time to get Boyson back on the phone

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Aren't "Fans" supposed to like the person in question?

How bleeping DARE they call us "fans"??????


Probably as bent as skanky is........................................ Don't talk to me about solicitors :mad::poop:
I know a solicitor who specialised in divorce and settlements. When his wife divorced him she screwed him over so well he had nothing and had to start a business over again.
 
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I hear you - I have a milk bottle daughter, you will all be wrinkle free and youthful as my sunbeaten old face ages rapidly 😘😘
I could have wrote this exact same thing. My daughters skin is too pale for foundation shades. As a teenager in the 80’s I used to sleep under a sun bed over my bed….

She is unable to move past being a teenager that’s why all the dramas happen. Whether it’s by choice or mental health problems who knows. She still seems to do loads of things I see 14 year old girls doing. Not mature middle age women.
Right! How can she ever help her teenage daughter figure out teenage issues when she can’t figure them out herself. Thank god for Dr Emily and her bestselling book on the subject. She probably wrote it for Princess…..
 
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Looks like the engagement ring is on in the adverts for the game app.
 
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Both cracking on with the OF I see, that lasted well didn't it?
Mind, I feel empowered, do you feel empowered?
I am so bloody empowered by our Goddess I'm am thinking of going to punch that Putin bloke on the nose! So there!!
Speaking of him - why not just drop skanky and AFP onto the Kremlin - he'd run away screaming!

I like it Helena. I’m done with the orange people. Pale and interesting, just a touch of blusher. Perfect 😍
I'm a Factor 50 gal - always have been; I get incinerated. Time was everyone craved being orange yet now its only sad acts such as skanky who do
 
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I am so bloody empowered by our Goddess I'm am thinking of going to punch that Putin bloke on the nose! So there!!
Speaking of him - why not just drop skanky and AFP onto the Kremlin - he'd run away screaming!


I'm a Factor 50 gal - always have been; I get incinerated. Time was everyone craved being orange yet now its only sad acts such as skanky who do
I,m a factor 50 witch now as well due to melanoma 😢 but now I’ve got used to the pale & interesting look I quite like it !
 
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I’m wondering if the tabloids are reading TATTLE as it seems too much of a coincidence things about KP/CP discussed here shortly afterwards end up in print…. Can’t blame them as it’s the place to go for THE TRUTH.
We’re doing their jobs for them….
 
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Looks like the engagement ring is on in the adverts for the game app.
The problem is she posts things taken so long ago that who knows if it's recent or not? Way to gauge at the moment is tattoo's on her arms but even then she could have taken the ring off just yesterday. Who knows. I still think it's all a game and they are laughing away at the stories
 
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Love this! So sophisticated and gorgeous. Girls growing up today have a hard time ahead and it’s a huge worry for me trying to raise a daughter
👏 me too. My daughter is not into SM and never filters her photos. I’m hoping she is confident enough to always be like this and realise all her friends who do, don’t really look like their online images. I bumped into two of her old school friends in the supermarket once and it was like looking at real and fake photos of Skanky…
 
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We’re doing their jobs for them….
Wrong innit? Instead of paying pin-money to twelve-year-olds doing work experience they should bloody pay US !!!
Or at least pay us In Kind by printing all those Home Truths about that pair of douchebags they are carefully sitting on :(
 
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That guy reminds me of Andy Hamilton
I only know Andy Hamilton the darts player but I don’t suppose you mean him… 😂

Right my friends I have one job for you…. Ffs please keep the witch away from the Maldives for the next 2 weeks!!!!!!!!! Cheers love hb xView attachment 1151372

Right my friends I have one job for you…. Ffs please keep the witch away from the Maldives for the next 2 weeks!!!!!!!!! Cheers
So jealous….. would love to go there.
 
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She is unable to move past being a teenager that’s why all the dramas happen. Whether it’s by choice or mental health problems who knows. She still seems to do loads of things I see 14 year old girls doing. Not mature middle age women.
Even all her boyfriends have to be immature man child types. She could never have a relationship with a normal mature man.
 
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Wrong innit? Instead of paying pin-money to twelve-year-olds doing work experience they should bloody pay US !!!
Or at least pay us In Kind by printing all those Home Truths about that pair of douchebags they are carefully sitting on :(
Right! They actually print stories from here with the added spelling and grammar mistakes they make being 12 and all… 😡

Even all her boyfriends have to be immature man child types. She could never have a relationship with a normal mature man.
She’s at the age now where she should be dating silver fox men in their 50’s but instead can’t get past the younger male model type cos she thinks she’s still in her 20’s… I’m actually surprised she hasn’t gone for a 90 year old billionaire and tried to finish him off to inherit his fortune… TBH, it wouldn’t take much once he saw her unfiltered naked self.. 🤮
 
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Exactly, this is what annoys me. MM is still in a 💩 state but off she pisses on a three week holiday! If that was me I’d be working my arse off to sort out my tit so the children can live in a safe and clean home. Years of whinging how it’s a mess. Living in a house you’re NEVER gonna own. She’s a total waste of space!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even all her boyfriends have to be immature man child types. She could never have a relationship with a normal mature man.
Because the average normal mature man is not a desperate, fame seeking, sad twit.
 
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Right! They actually print stories from here with the added spelling and grammar mistakes they make being 12 and all… 😡


She’s at the age now where she should be dating silver fox men in their 50’s but instead can’t get past the younger male model type cos she thinks she’s still in her 20’s… I’m actually surprised she hasn’t gone for a 90 year old billionaire and tried to finish him off to inherit his fortune… TBH, it wouldn’t take much once he saw her unfiltered naked self.. 🤮
She doesn't go with a man of a suitable age because she knows she's too hollow and dull, her only hope is to con impressionable younger men into thinking she's still something worth having (which she clearly isn't).
 
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