Katie Price #149 Wanky not home, Skanky alone … time to get Boyson back on the phone

[Pisspotshow]

There’s a lot of mileage for making money if they are pretending to split I can totally see a cover story in OK & the other rubbish gossip mags then a few weeks later another big spread back together & looking forward to marriage/babies etc
KP knows how to manipulate the press to her advantage….

Now I’m wondering what the headline will be…

How I nearly commited suicide when I lost the love of my life!
or
How my MH suffered with my loss and brought on cancer.

 

[NoodleNips]

On behalf of all the milk bottle coloured people, I can't like that on principle. We can't help it

I hear you - I have a milk bottle daughter, you will all be wrinkle free and youthful as my sunbeaten old face ages rapidly

 

[karma4klattie]

Oh dear

Shouldn't that read 'carlwoodssmarmy' the ignorant bleep.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I've been messing around with Reface

Can you put her mush onto the Wicked Witch pls where she truly belongs?

 

[DC16]

I’m wondering if the tabloids are reading TATTLE as it seems too much of a coincidence things about KP/CP discussed here shortly afterwards end up in print…. Can’t blame them as it’s the place to go for THE TRUTH.

They might get a little help sometimes

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

there was a short video of them leaving ( on The Sun) with a solicitor who looks a bit like Robert Maxwell, seems like Crawl said something to him and they were all smiling.

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I think this could be the solicitor.....if his profile pic online is a bit dated!

 

[tracey3871]

Birds of a feather!
Who is he on his own?
A second hand car salesman without a plot or a failed Love Island reality 'star'.
Who had really heard of him until he hitched his wagon to the Price gravy train?
as far as I can tell he both hasn't and isn't capable of doing a decent, hard day's graft. Just like her!
I've said it before, he's not half as clever as he thinks he is.

Or half as good looking

 

[Ecosse]

Remember when someone on IG asked him after Slap-gate why he didn't leave her and he said, "I can't."

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

I hear you - I have a milk bottle daughter, you will all be wrinkle free and youthful as my sunbeaten old face ages rapidly

Ha, I hope so, my sun protection is freckles and factor 30

 

[NoodleNips]

Or half as good looking

Sponged off Daddy his entire life.

 

[BilboHolmes]

I think this could be the solicitor.....if his profile pic online is a bit dated!

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Didn’t know Wetherspoon’s did solicitors? Oh WITHERspoon. My mistake.

 

[tracey3871]

Oh dear

2 people does not constitute an army

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Ooo errr. If this is the solicitors he's using they seem to specialise in trying to pick apart investigations!

Might be why Cole has been so cocky and pleaded not guilty. If this is the guy he's using he's head of the law firm no less, that won't come cheap and it says the law firm doesn't take any government funding.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I think the worst thing about the tabloids picking up stories from here is that they refer to us as "fans."

Aren't "Fans" supposed to like the person in question?

How bleeping DARE they call us "fans"??????

Ooo errr. If this is the solicitors he's using they seem to specialise in trying to pick apart investigations!

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Probably as bent as skanky is........................................ Don't talk to me about solicitors

 

[mrbusiness]

I always thought he was a bit of a wet wipe but he did seem to be genuinely fond of the kids and he was good with Harvey - even if he was the colour of a milk bottle x

I think KB is a bit simple.

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Aren't "Fans" supposed to like the person in question?

How bleeping DARE they call us "fans"??????


Probably as bent as skanky is........................................ Don't talk to me about solicitors

I think they do it on purpose so they can absolve themselves of blame for printing negative stuff about someone. Same as when they say she 'stunned' or similar when even a blind man can see it's not true. The readers pile in with nasty comments and then they can just claim it was 'the fans'.

Remember when someone on IG asked him after Slap-gate why he didn't leave her and he said, "I can't."

Maybe his legal representation have said it doesn't look good if you split with the alleged victim?

 

[Reversible Octopus]

I think KB is a bit simple.

I think that's what she goes for, seeks out. A bit buff but would be dangerous if they had a brain.

Aren't "Fans" supposed to like the person in question?

How bleeping DARE they call us "fans"??????

But but but! We are fans. The biggest! The best! Super fans, in fact.. Super fans of talking tit about that clusterfuck!

 

[Dollypoo]

I saw that Insta video of her advertising that app game, I thought she looked absolutely wasted, did anyone else? She reminded me of Zelda from Terror-hawks!

 

[kourtneykool]

How I nearly commited suicide when I lost the love of my life!
or
How my MH suffered with my loss and brought on cancer.

This!!! Exactly this. I think the first and then all of a sudden they’ll be back together again.

This AGAIN…

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

Anyone think her next partner might be a woman? I don't believe KP is bi, but I think she'll do anything for attention these days. Might be able to sell a "coming out" story too.