Katie Price #116 Eleven quid to see my baps. Extra charge to view the flaps.

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that title though.. gosh, the pair of them must be desperate for cash for coke and somewhere to live lol..
How the mighty have fallen

How come? I thought she encouraged skank to get an account lol
 
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Thank you so much
 
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He was also 4 times the limit, skanky was under twice the limit and sentencing guidelines differ for diff. amounts, community sentence for her amount, prison for his. It's shit as skanky has a shocking record but the judge has to go off the guidelines.
 
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Excellent these numbers are what those w*nkers at C4 deserve for commissioning the travesty.

Abysmal 1 star reviews and crap viewing figures C4…..‘Woo Hoo, I love iiiiiit’
 
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Well done The Sun… not only a great review on the mm programme but also the subtle dig at KP

- ‘Yeah, bloody Ann Ziety, the s l ag’



WEDNESDAY night, at 9pm, on Channel 4, Katie Price began talking.

An hour later, she finally stopped.




The mucky mansion has become a physical expression of all Katie’s inner turmoil and insecurities, which are vast
In between times? There was a relentless drone of psychobabble, egomania, innuendo and self-pity, punctuated by the odd DIY tip. But what all of it meant? I’ve no proper idea, as I reckon you’d need a team of behavioural scientists, doctors and zoologists to get inside this girl’s noggin.

I think, though, we can firmly put the blame for Katie Price’s Mucky Mansion on Clarkson’s Farm, an Amazon series that was so brilliant and funny, rival channels are now prepared to give pretty much any celebrity with a few spare country acres and a career hiatus their own fly-on-the-wall series.

BBC1’s got Kelvin’s Big Farming Adventure, Charlotte Church is doing something with her Welsh spa on a fringe network and Channel 4 has a ten-bedroom wreck in Sussex that’s almost as flattered by the description “mucky” as Katie is by the words “author, designer and political campaigner”.

The place is a s**thole. Thieves have ransacked the entire gaff, Harvey’s smashed the windows, two dogs and a horse have died on the premises, a couple of boyfriends have probably fled before soft rot set in and as Mucky Madam herself admitted: “If I walked through that front door it would give me ann-ziety.”


Yeah, bloody Ann Ziety, the slag.

The place has become a physical expression of all Katie’s inner turmoil and insecurities, which are vast, because the basic equation at play here is that the more restoration work she did to herself, the less got done to the house.
 
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Just chucking this out there - im not sure if i’ve got it wrong, but does anyone else get the sense that c4 have just chucked this programme out there to try and ‘cut their losses’ - I could be wrong as I don’t watch a lot of tv but it doesn’t seem to have been hugely promoted by c4, theyve put all 3 episodes straight on 4od and by putting it out when they have, itll be all broadcast before the bankruptcy hearing. I imagine if they didnt put it out at some point then they’d owe all the companies who donated time/stuff for free exposure, so itll cost less just to broadcast it now, take the short term hit to their reputation before she fucks up again/cole gets charged/the bankruptcy hearing reveals she is getting evicted?
 
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Christ on a Cross this whole OF thing sounds so grubby, makes me itchy!
 
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C4 like to be edgy, controversial etc bad press for them is good press, basically that don’t give a monkeys if it draws in a crowd
 
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I cant stand The Scum as a paper, but boy am I loving how much they are now turning on her, not pulling any punches anymore. We can add MM to her list of failures now
 
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BTW - The article wasn’t copied & pasted on to tattle properly... Apparently the ‘S’ word that KP called Michelle is not appropriate to be copied from The Sun onto here

Edit: They instead chose it to be ‘hag’ How appropriate
 
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I just read that in the sun. For anyone that hasn’t read it, go and read the whole thing. It’s so funny.
 
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With both of them on OF do you think the evening conversation over the Plop Kitchen delights will be who’s pulled the most ’s that day.. Oh the tension
 
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It is odd that it’s all available now, not how these things normally work is it?

I watched a bit, god she goes on, does she ever stop talking? About herself too, all of it. She gave me Ann ziety. I had to switch off after she said Chimley for the 29th time, the dullard
 
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Someone posted on the last thread about KP ending up with social services involved if she was successful with IVF but chances are she won’t actually be allowed to go through the process with her track record.

We have just paid £11,000 for private IVF and our first stage before they would progress beyond the initial meeting with the consultant was that they wrote to both of our GP’s to ask them for a supporting letter that there were no issues or concerns that we could have a baby - if KP is having all the issues she is claiming then no GP is going to put their name to a letter supporting her decision!!

I can’t remember being asked if I had any criminal convictions before starting it but I do remember stressing out waiting for the GP to decide if I would make a fit mother (despite having a 9 year old already but he was conceived in the conventional way so there was no pre conception paperwork for him )

Also, I’m 8 days into the process and I’ve had to give myself 16 injections so far……how is miss ‘afraid of needles’ going to do that?!
 
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Fingers crossed you are successful, I’m hoping you are

as for skanky she thinks you just rock up to the consultant and thinks you walk in the door get the treatment and walk out. She has no idea about the process she won’t stick at it she never does.
 
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How jealous skanky gets over other woman, eventually this is all going to blow up, I can't Wait for it
 
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