I once saw a prison wedding ... Well, the start of it ... The bride stalked past me along the corridor on her way to the altar ... The groom was a dentally challenged 30yr old lifer ... The bride had met him on a 'visiting day blind date' ... She was the wrong side of 50, not very well preserved, stick thin, covered in dark fake tan with masses of hair extensions ... She was wearing a traditional white veil & lace train over a gold boob tube, gold hot pants & knee high gold stilleto boots carrying a bouquet