Katie Hayes #71 I am John Elton

[Lollypopdolly]

I'm done

Worst Launch ever!! Why isn't she letting go of da Trollzzzzz drama stop blocking people Kate it's embarrassing,

I feel a whole weekend of partying to celebrate wait until tomorrow guyzzzzzz balloons, cakes, etc

Her shoot is a very cheap version of Hinch's

 

[Thekinsley]

Imagine people who don’t have a scooby who the hell this monstrosity is, scanning her insta and all you see is Vanessa Feltz wearing uncle Festers blazer trying to be I AM MUM and bobbing her foundation on her lips, obvs with a side dish of My Trolls.
I wonder if she’ll do one of them horrific eye shadow pallets you can get from birko market, I hope she names the black colour Troll to match our black hearts.

 

[Okay guyss]

Do u think who ever done her make up for this used her stuff stop my cheeks r killing me I can not cope

 

[Hereforthegram]

They’ve had her off big time here

 

[Okay guyss]

The whole video is a joke half of it is edited to death n some parts not she as a sharp jaw line on some shots n fucken round face on others she size fucken 8 on some n then like a rugby player wtf well done to the home n bargain n kate u really have outdone ur self girl

I knew them crappy jumpers was kirsty dole I called it weeks ago

 

[xanniemx]

Does Kate Hayes not work @ oh darlin anymore? Has she left there?

 

[FoxyNasa]

The whole video is a joke half of it is edited to death n some parts not she as a sharp jaw line on some shots n fucken round face on others she size fucken 8 on some n then like a rugby player wtf well done to the home n bargain n kate u really have outdone ur self girl

I knew them crappy jumpers was kirsty dole I called it weeks ago

They’ve just posted a behind the scenes

 

[Hereforthegram]

This is the black version of the white top. She needs a bit more support in that promo video

 

[12055584]

So she’s calling genuine well wishers TROLLS
HA HA

OWN GOAL TO SLAB BACK - Only thing this has launched is the WIKI I bet ya

 

[QueenBarb2]

Can we just address how bleeping unhygienic she’s asmitted
to being while fake crying on her stories - she said her make up came off during WATER BABIES! I know we’ve seen before that she wears a full face to swimming but it makes me feel bleeping ILL

 

[Curiousgeorgeme]

They’ve just posted a behind the scenes

Unlike Kate I’m actually CRYING here

 

[Glittercandy12]

I'm gutted those SNAZZY stick ons aren't out yet, would loved them for Bank Holiday Sunday ! Gorge

There not even stuck on properly, probably don’t fit her chode fingernails

 

[PedroPony]

She’s fuming!View attachment 551887

This might have already been said (I’m just catching up) has anyone directed her to the wiki? Think she needs to take a look xx

 

[Curiousgeorgeme]

There not even stuck on properly, probably don’t fit her chode fingernails

Whatcha mean by that

 

[BellaRose.X89]

did anyone see her other day say that daddy diy can’t wait to marry her or put a ring on her? where’s the bleeping ring then ??????

She is waiting for the right time to propose to herself. If she is going to pass off flowers and balloons from a shoot as a bespoke gift from daddy diy, then I’m sure she is capable of arranging her own engagement

In all seriousness though, I would imagine a proposal will be inbound once proppet gets older and looses the ‘cute’ appeal so she can generate more content with wedding shite. I’m sure I read somewhere that the reason influencers have babies close together is because by the time they are one, they start to loose their appeal to brands and by the time they are two - it more or less dries up. Oliff is not far off a year old now, I call a proposal by the end of the year, milk that for about a year, milk the wedding then 6 months after that - another bespoke on the way.

 

[Pebs19]

Hahahahhahah I am dead
I knew it would be bad, but duck me, this is something else.

 

[loveanatter]

imagine being an MUA bringing out your own ‘brand’ and not doing your own make up!!!

 

[chattycatty]

did anyone see her other day say that daddy diy can’t wait to marry her or put a ring on her? where’s the bleeping ring then ??????

He will defo be putting a ring on it if she’s telling him there going to be the next kylie Jenner by selling in home bargains

 

[mrsc2b]

Oh duck off I went to school with the florist my claim to fame there!

Asif she made out as if daddy DIY got her the balloons and flowers for valentine's Day and they were leftover props feel ashamed for her. Feel embrassed for her really, imagine having to pretend and fake so much about yourself and your life x

 

[Rothsey]

The power pony pic was posted on 29th Jan, the one with the sunglasses 12th Feb. I’m assuming the H&B was so somewhere in between? But she doesn’t edit does she